It's all well and good -- we certainly enjoy magical unicorns who can fire bursts of deadly color from their orifices, of course -- but we were kinda hoping for a return of the ostrich hammer. Hit the jump for the latest Mr. Toots trailer.
Red Faction: Armageddon demo downloaded a million times, Mr. Toots unlocked
by David Hinkle 
on May 31st 2011 5:00PM
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It's all well and good -- we certainly enjoy magical unicorns who can fire bursts of deadly color from their orifices, of course -- but we were kinda hoping for a return of the ostrich hammer. Hit the jump for the latest Mr. Toots trailer.
Reader Comments (41)
Posted: May 31st 2011 5:05PM ColorblindMonk said
All the way across the war-torn sky.
Posted: May 31st 2011 5:06PM oggsy92 said
Can you use this online? :| I can't see this ever getting old...
Posted: May 31st 2011 5:09PM Red Runner said
All this game needs is fire-breathing puppies and man-eating snails.
Posted: May 31st 2011 5:09PM The Wicker Man said
The face he makes while crapping rainbows is the greatest animation in video game history. The uncanny valley has been crossed. It's like Cheapy D's face during that constipation he talked about the other week on Cagcast.
Posted: May 31st 2011 6:57PM DokiDokiBawanga said
@The Wicker Man ugh i was eating at the time.....but that's CAGcast for you and it's awesome!
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Posted: May 31st 2011 5:10PM Prboi said
Lol this is just too great
Posted: May 31st 2011 5:16PM Shadowbender said
This is offensive to my cleanliness.
Posted: May 31st 2011 5:25PM NaeemTHM said
AH-HA! I knew it.
Unicorns shoot Apple products out their bums:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14055229/unicorn%20poo.png
Unicorns shoot Apple products out their bums:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14055229/unicorn%20poo.png
Posted: May 31st 2011 5:29PM The Blank Mage Returns said
I can't be the only one tired of the new pony meme.
Posted: May 31st 2011 6:09PM The Blank Mage Returns said
@Aeikozz
Ah, but embittered and unreasonably vocal folk like myself are just a part of what makes the internet so great.
Also, your FACE should GTFO lol
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Ah, but embittered and unreasonably vocal folk like myself are just a part of what makes the internet so great.
Also, your FACE should GTFO lol
Posted: May 31st 2011 5:30PM Riley Freeman said
OMG! That is the best thing i have ever seen in my entire life.
(My life sucks btw)
(My life sucks btw)
Posted: May 31st 2011 5:33PM Dreda said
Haha YES. I've been waiting for this since Freddiew put Mr. Toots in his video.
Posted: May 31st 2011 5:40PM Dance Mofo said
I KNEW IT! I seen it coming. So this is how girls get the boys to play dress up and now play with ponies... by placing them in videogames. The only thing to complete female domination is... gasp* tea parties.
Posted: May 31st 2011 5:42PM ployer said
Day One Buy!
Posted: May 31st 2011 5:44PM FinalFantasyXIIIsucks said
Posted: May 31st 2011 5:48PM The Cole Train said
The game seemed like a step back for me from Guerilla.
Posted: May 31st 2011 6:25PM DreadArrow said
@The Cole Train
Yeah after playing Killzone it would be... what do you mean that's the wrong Guerrilla?
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Yeah after playing Killzone it would be... what do you mean that's the wrong Guerrilla?
Posted: May 31st 2011 8:28PM The Cole Train said
@DreadArrow
I'm talking about the Red Faction that came out before this one, Red Faction: Guerilla. Sorry for the confusion everybody!
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I'm talking about the Red Faction that came out before this one, Red Faction: Guerilla. Sorry for the confusion everybody!
Posted: May 31st 2011 5:53PM Demaar said
ARG! Forgot about those crappy AOL ads...
Posted: May 31st 2011 6:03PM Slayer15 said
This demo is one of the first things I am going to download once PS Store is back. I wish I could have played the demo when it first came out.
Posted: May 31st 2011 8:42PM Regularpants said
@Slayer15 It's great. I destroy and rebuild stuff over and over. If I break down a wall to get to the next area I HAVE to rebuild it once I'm through, it's like this terrible itch I just have to scratch.
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Posted: May 31st 2011 6:26PM Cleric said
@Shadow Hog
It's no ostrich. I'l tell you that.
It's no ostrich. I'l tell you that.
Posted: May 31st 2011 6:27PM DokiDokiBawanga said
oh can't wait to squeeze that big boy.........or girl (?)
Posted: May 31st 2011 6:34PM Manlypanda said
I think that face will haunt my dreams
Posted: May 31st 2011 7:10PM RequiemDogma said
@Shadow Hog
I'm disappointed, why all the new color? Red used to be good enough for a game that took place in the dark tunnels of mars. (Wasn't there a similar mock screenshot of a diablo 3 rainbow farting unicorn made to make fun of the people complaining about the new pallet?)
I'm disappointed, why all the new color? Red used to be good enough for a game that took place in the dark tunnels of mars. (Wasn't there a similar mock screenshot of a diablo 3 rainbow farting unicorn made to make fun of the people complaining about the new pallet?)
Posted: May 31st 2011 7:17PM Mazrael said
ah, I remember that demo.. it took longer to download, than to try it before deleting it.. and I have fast internet
Posted: May 31st 2011 8:19PM TheTARDIS said
Agriculture, the wheel, irrigation, the written word, the first telephone, flight, landing on the moon and now the unlocking of a Unicorn that blasts rainbows out of its ass in Red Faction Armageddon. Truly the greatest achievement of mankind. And I'm not even being sarcastic. It just indisputably is.
Posted: May 31st 2011 11:08PM BigEgo007 said
Wow. Thanks?
Posted: May 31st 2011 11:24PM The Pork said
I really f*cking hate you AOL Safe Social.
Posted: May 31st 2011 11:50PM Wesleypipes6 said
Downloaded by 1 million & hated/deleted by 999,999. I was a big fan of the previous RF games, but this one is a big step backwards.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 2:05AM ck0 said
Mr. Toots was programmed into the full retail game way before they kept track of this goal of 1 Million downloads for the demo.
If anyone believes they simply added this in last minute as a reward for 1M demo downloads, they are a gullible fool.
If anyone believes they simply added this in last minute as a reward for 1M demo downloads, they are a gullible fool.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 8:27AM whylekat said
I feel like these "it's free if That Thing hits X number of downloads" are always successful.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 3:20PM JonahStein said
One wonders what the shooter is squeezing to produce such colorful emanations! He isn't squeezing the abdomen, his hand is underneath... "down there". Hmmm.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 10:48PM isotrex said
The ultimate attack of this weapons is the Double Rainbow.
