[Thanks, Paul]
It's a giant Master Chief and Mario made out of ... balloons
by David Hinkle 
on Jun 1st 2011 2:00AM
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[Thanks, Paul]
Reader Comments (43)
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 2:07AM Item Box said
That Mario balloon will haunt my dreams forever.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 11:29AM original fred said
@mcnichoj
squeak squeeeak rubba rubba.
...wheres my gun and my preplanned suicide note?
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squeak squeeeak rubba rubba.
...wheres my gun and my preplanned suicide note?
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 2:07AM Prboi said
Chief looks cool but Mario....
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 8:35AM Urethra Alfredo said
@Prboi
Well, I mean...Chief wears a mask.
Mario has an actual face.
Trying to make Mario's face out of balloons is like trying to create Mario's face out of whole-link sausages.
Which is to say that Mario now looks like he should be dancing naked around his room with his penis tucked between his legs, listening to "Goodbye, Horses" by Q Lazzarus.
"Would you-a f*ck me? I'd-a f*ck me."
Terrifying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9am7P9pWo8
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Well, I mean...Chief wears a mask.
Mario has an actual face.
Trying to make Mario's face out of balloons is like trying to create Mario's face out of whole-link sausages.
Which is to say that Mario now looks like he should be dancing naked around his room with his penis tucked between his legs, listening to "Goodbye, Horses" by Q Lazzarus.
"Would you-a f*ck me? I'd-a f*ck me."
Terrifying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9am7P9pWo8
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 2:09AM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said
Even though I know it's balloons I can't help but see it as Mario and Master Chief made out of colored sausages and berries.
Mmmmmm Bratwurst
Mmmmmm Bratwurst
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 2:13AM Raiderfan said
Not bad, but what we geeks really want is a life-size Cortana.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 2:18AM GamingColt said
Oh God. By balloon Mario I thought the fat man to the side of Chief was it! Til i scrolled down..
Funny funny.
Funny funny.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 2:25AM FunkMasterRitter said
make a samus and well talk... Sadly that will be the closest thing to me, samus, rubber, and the best night of my life ill ever get.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 2:25AM Special Agent Bob said
i didn't think it was possible for mario to have a rape face.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 2:49AM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said
@Special Agent Bob
Mario is showing his O-face. Oh... Oh... Oh
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Mario is showing his O-face. Oh... Oh... Oh
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 2:54AM The Only Girl said
@Stevetrop Man of Mystery
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dB8wBr76Jg#t=00m38s
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dB8wBr76Jg#t=00m38s
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 2:29AM ShadowXIII said
That looks like it was a damn headache to do. You got my vote for this trick...
....but I could slap the taste out of his mouth for wearing that outfit.
....but I could slap the taste out of his mouth for wearing that outfit.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 2:51AM The Only Girl said
@ShadowXIII
I'd be funny if he was trying to be like Shizuo Heiwajima.
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I'd be funny if he was trying to be like Shizuo Heiwajima.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 2:31AM rartemass said
Now fill them with helium so they can float above the bed :)
The floating "rape face Mario" above a bunk bed would scare the crap out of someone though.
The floating "rape face Mario" above a bunk bed would scare the crap out of someone though.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 2:49AM The Only Girl said
Those aren't buttons on Mario's chest...
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 3:21AM The Only Girl said
@Aesir Renegade
GAH--Well, at least I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight. ...or eating.
Ever.
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GAH--Well, at least I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight. ...or eating.
Ever.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 3:11AM solidsnake8282 said
I was afraid that this page would have a lot of pop-ups
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 4:09AM Dr Retarded said
That's not life-size! Everyone knows that Master Chief (in armor) is 7 feet tall.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 4:50AM Xabidar said
Am I the only one that read the title as "Master Chief and Mario made out"?
...wut? Don't look at me like that! o_O
...wut? Don't look at me like that! o_O
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 5:17AM solidsnake8282 said
@Xabidar It's a gift you got my friend ... and a curse
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 7:05AM DJshadow1 said
In the west we call those Abomination
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 7:14AM Andrew12h said
Damn it, now they gave Nintendo an idea for another game.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 7:16AM oxfordfishsalon said
"It's okay son.... tell us, what did he use to violate you?"
*brushes away tears, points at multi-phallused mustache*
"That monster..."
*brushes away tears, points at multi-phallused mustache*
"That monster..."
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 7:26AM TheShaper said
Uber creepy. I'd rather they'd have made into baloons for NYC thanksgiving parade or something...
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 8:59AM FriedConsole said
@TheShaper
Are you talking about the guy or the balloons? I think it is impossible for a balloon guy not to be creepy.
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Are you talking about the guy or the balloons? I think it is impossible for a balloon guy not to be creepy.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 7:57AM el stud said
Make me a bicycle, clown!
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 8:31AM LaughingTarget said
Soon balloon Mario will show up in highway exit porn shops.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 8:44AM Barkley610 said
Just lookin at the picture.... I think to myself "this guy makes balloon women"
Then seeing the closing 3way comment, my day has "come" (zing) full circle at 8:40 in the morning.
Then seeing the closing 3way comment, my day has "come" (zing) full circle at 8:40 in the morning.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 9:22AM Cypher FDP said
Missed a perfect opportunity to recreate the guy from Balloon Fight.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 9:51AM Miranda Lawson said
Something this scary would get posted at 2am.
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 12:32PM Anarqi said
Isn't Master Chief above 7ft? How is that called a giant MC? It clearly looks 5ft. *downrank for nerdiness
Posted: Jun 1st 2011 7:18PM Themariohenri said
No guys,it's a football!
