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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 5:44PM Muscle Rider said

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Can I just get a regular shump without the moe.

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 6:01PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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@Muscle Rider
Nope. Enjoy your moƩ.
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 6:54PM Author X said

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@Muscle Rider
Yes, but since it's so boring with out the girls (or "otomes") they put "Gray" in the name instead.

In other words, it's called Graydius... or something pretty close, I think.
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 5:45PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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It takes a desperate, lonely man to order something like this.

I am that man.

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 6:03PM jph89 said

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@The Blank Mage Returns

You sir, are a real hero.
http://img.tgfb.net/toon/src/130204581320.png
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 9:10PM WiredKnight said

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@The Blank Mage Returns

This game makes me feel things.
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 11:48PM Cafecito said

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@The Blank Mage Returns I'm not desperate nor lonely, and I still want this.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 12:39AM skelbono said

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@Cafecito Right, you're just in denial :P
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 5:45PM Getchow hands out my fries said

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Any game with 'excellent' in the title has got to be a winner.

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 8:12PM Getchow hands out my fries said

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@Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my

I don't get that joke
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 6:47AM phizzyphizzy said

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@Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my
"AN EXCELLENT PRODUCT"
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 5:52PM Mastadon said

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Nipples.

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 3:20PM MDizzy said

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@Mastadon actually if you look closer you'll see that is one of the pleats sticking out there...but I'm sure it was strategically placed.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 10:19PM D4rk 0p3rative said

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@Mastadon

Rated T for Tits
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 5:57PM DenebSwift said

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Are pillow-cases the creepy Japanese version of the free T-shirt? I've seen mention of others. Skeezy.

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 7:12PM xxxsam said

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@DenebSwift
This isn't going to make it any less creepy, but yes you're right, a common Japanese character goods (is that a word... probably not... whatever, you get the idea) is a body pillow. Basically a pillow in sort of 'vertical' format that you can sleep next to and/or hug. Usually with pictures of an anime girl on each side.

I'm not really clear what kind of pillowcase this is but it's sort of surprising that they would include one with a US edition of a game... except, yeah, it's this game, so I guess pretty much anyone who would buy the game would be in the market for the pillow too.

Incidentally, 'otome' is frequently translated as 'maiden' but I wonder how many 'maidens' have that kind of breast implants...
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 8:17PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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@DenebSwift

And then there's the guy who married his Fate Testarossa pillowcase. Seriously, google that. He takes it for roller coaster rides and everything.

....Not that I blame him, Fate Testarossa is moe as HELL.
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 9:12PM WiredKnight said

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@The Blank Mage Returns

Whoever came up with that name in the first place is trying *way* too hard.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 12:15AM Maverick128 said

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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 2:47AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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@Maverick128

Yep. A solid half of the characters in that series are named after cars.
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 5:57PM Bumper said

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Robot Princess Bubblegum!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 5:59PM baddates77 said

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I might just have to pick this up. Just the game, I have enough pillow cases already.

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 6:09PM jph89 said

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@baddates77

You can never have too many pillow cases.
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 8:10PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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@baddates77

Dibs. ...What? You don't want it, right?
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 6:11PM jph89 said

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Are there any details about what the game is even about? Or is it just.....well, something funny that joystiq posted to see who can make the best joke about a pillowcase's. Because its been long overdue for a pillowcase meme.

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 6:27PM baddates77 said

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@jph89 It's a SHMUP (think Raiden, R-Type or Gradius) based on Gradius with anime girls in spaceship suits instead of actual spaceships flying around.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:42AM mrantimatter said

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@Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my

Otaku+Moe+SHUMP = $$$$

Math seems pretty much obvious here.
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 6:12PM deaftly said

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I didn't read the article, but judging by the picture.......

This game has everything I've ever wanted in a game.

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 6:39PM jph89 said

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@deaftly

Hot Asian girls in badass battle suits?

Wait, no, your right. That is pretty awesome.
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 8:35PM Robborboy said

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@jph89
>asian
That's....a joke, right? Aren't most of the characters western?
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 10:40PM GuardianLegend said

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@Robborboy
Hey umm, something like 30% of American women are not white, and I assume you meant "white" when you said Westerner. Are you saying non-white women are not Westerners or somethin?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:00AM theBrayn said

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@GuardianLegend

Actually, the term Westerner normally refers to someone of European decent. So generally it refers to someone who is Caucasian or Hispanic. Congrats on being ignorant.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:01AM theBrayn said

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and obviously I meant descent if I had bothered to proofread before submitting.
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 6:23PM Acosta02 said

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Is this like a pillow case for one of the pillows I sleep on or the pillows I sleep with?

Uhhhhhh I mean

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 6:33PM Icemael said

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It would be cool if Konami could publish Cave's shooters, too. Surely games like Akai Katana Shin would sell better than Otomedius?

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 9:37PM Softserve said

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@Icemael Aksys did DeathSmiles, but apparently from then on Cave has decided they can do it themselves... hence the Japanese language Deathsmiles II on Games on Demand on LIVE. Unfortunately I expect it'll stay that way for anything they want to bring over.
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 11:22PM Icemael said

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@Softserve: It was actually Aksys that didn't want to publish anymore Cave titles. I'm sure Cave would've preferred a retail release if it was possible.
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 6:39PM (Unverified) said

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This will go great with the pillow case and mouse pad (with breasts for wrist support) I got with the Record of Agarest War limited edition :D

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 7:02PM Gibbeynator said

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Does it come with a boob mousepad?

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 7:05PM Truant said

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Feature = Eye-popping Gallery mode

Can't ever fault something for knowing what it is.

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 7:22PM KungFuChaosNinja said

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Could do without the gals, but it's a shooter, thus I'm buying day one.

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 7:28PM RickGhastly said

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I can't help but to think that Konami would do better by giving us Sexy Parodius in HD. Every video I've ever seen of this just looks bland.

Hell, I'll still be buying it though.

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 8:46PM Acid Fox said

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@RickGhastly I keep thinking the same. In case you haven't tried it, Parodius Portable for the PSP is a good option. Sexy is untouched, but the MSX version is sort of remade.
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 8:03PM Marco le Polo said

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Be sure to erase your history after reading this article.

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 8:43PM Acid Fox said

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Waaaaait, why are TwinBee, WinBee and GwinBee on the cover? I didn't know they were in it! Anyway, as a big parodius fan I've been looking forward to this game, even though everybody says it's not nearly as good as Paro... I'll be getting the pillowcase edition, btw. Hope my gf doesn't mind.

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:04AM theBrayn said

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@Acid Fox

You fool no one.
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Posted: Jun 1st 2011 8:58PM saturn118 said

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I hope this doesn't have the annoying one pixel hit box.

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 9:00PM The Only Girl said

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Ooh! This is so cute. :D Too bad I dont have an xbox360.

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 10:45PM GuardianLegend said

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I might have to rent this. It's got 3 player online play

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 11:26PM Man Ho Kim said

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"Inspired" by Gradius? I don't remember the ships in Gradius being gunship/robot girl hybrids that were so uhhh... well equipped. Maybe my imagination just sucks. Either way, I'm going to have to buy more pillows now.

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