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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:32PM jph89 said

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NEW WAVE RACER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:15PM Mrguy you know that guy said

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@jph89

Don't you mean WAAAAAAAAAAAVE RACERRRRRRR?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:35PM XRZ36 said

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@jph89 YES GOD YES
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:52PM jph89 said

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@XRZ36

Seriously. I still play Blue Storm a lot. A new one on Wii/Cafe would be boss.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 10:39PM whookid said

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@jph89 Add F-Zero to that list and i'm sold!
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Posted: Jun 5th 2011 9:37PM KamiKaji said

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@jph89

Did someone say......RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDGEEEE RAAAAAAAAACER!!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:33PM TheDarkWayne said

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If bingo was roulette, I would bet it all on memeworthy exec line.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:18PM gatotsu911 said

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@TheDarkWayne
I dunno, there were a few lines last year that seemed memeworthy but never took off, e.g. Reggie's "Disney Epic Disney" flub.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:06PM PR0F3TA said

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@TheDarkWayne

no because the payout would be like 1:1
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:34PM thedisagree said

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dear gods Nintendo gimmie a new F-zero! Hell, I'd even take a F-zero X remake for 3DS.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:34PM bittermang said

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Blu ray?

Stop trolling.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:15PM Evin said

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@bittermang We should be able to vote on these prior to their official postings..
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:19PM gatotsu911 said

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@bittermang
I actually have heard rumors to that effect. Not necessarily plausible rumors, but rumors.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 12:04AM Foetoid said

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@bittermang

Same. I've been following the interwebs very closely, with a few dev leaks making slip the Blu-Ray format, tho only Single Layer.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 8:33AM PR0F3TA said

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@bittermang

that has been on MS Bingo card for a while now.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:35PM Jawmuncher said

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"My Free Space is Ready"

That had me laughing pretty hard
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:36PM mikeburnfire said

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New Pikmin? I've been waiting 5 years for that, when they announced Pikmin3 for the Wii.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:37PM ThePotato said

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Meh, about half this stuff is possible, and the other half is next to pigs flying possibility. I'm sure there'll be plenty of great surprises at E3 from Nintendo this time around though, and the fact that it's so hard to predict this time around makes it even more exciting.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:13PM A Sandwich said

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@ThePotato

I agree. I'm so f*cking excited that I'm not even planning on wearing pants. The possible combinations of stains that could occur are frightening. Adult diapers all the way.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:21PM ThePotato said

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@A Sandwich *tries to picture a sandwich wearing adult diapers*
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:54PM xpander2k said

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@A Sandwich : ROTGL!
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 11:09PM soniccar said

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@ThePotato
Maybe three things at the most. Quite possibly the worst set of predictions Joystiq has ever made.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:37PM Sprinkled Cupcake said

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lol @ cafe under 200

Does anyone think SuperWii is coming out this year? Yes I'm calling it the SuperWii!
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:44PM The Only Girl said

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@Sprinkled Cupcake
You are delicious.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:38PM DonaldMick said

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Free space wins E3 already.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:38PM Domino2097 said

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Your kinda hedging you bets by saying that Cafe is download only and then saying it supports blu-ray?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 10:31PM Drew Daddi said

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@Domino2097 I didn't even pay attention 2 that lol
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 7:56PM fco said

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@Drew Daddi
yeah, it's unfair, there's no way to complete the whole card...
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:38PM MLS said

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Don't tease with Layton 4! I have a bad feeling that will never happen.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 10:05PM Roto13 said

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@MLS Layton 4 is already rated by the ESRB.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:39PM auflame said

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3DS price drop? Too soon for that lol.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:53PM Nintendo Tim said

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@auflame - Nintendo was too soon with the announcement and release; anything is possible.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:40PM oOWallaceOo said

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Come on Joystiq you left off the megaton that is the... Wii Vitality Sensor
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:41PM GordoJones88 said

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I'll take swords for a thousand, Alex.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:41PM CaptainProtonX said

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My money is on ALL of them.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:42PM TraceurRyuk Part III said

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@CaptainProtonX

Except for Cafe under $200. At launch? That seems incredibly unlikely. Especially since 3DS is $250. That should say $300 and not $200.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:48PM Morisato13 said

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@TraceurRyuk Part III

It's not unrealistic if you factor in the concept that you'll need to use a 3DS as a controller and cafe (economy package) doesnt come with one.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:58PM CaptainProtonX said

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@TraceurRyuk Part III

Your lack of faith worries me.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:41PM TraceurRyuk Part III said

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"Memeworthy exec line"

I was disappointed that last year's had almost none of this.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:43PM Special Agent Bob said

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really stiq no layton vs wright on the bingo board come on.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:44PM maemikemae said

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Cafe being less than $200 seems a bit too optimistic. That's be amazing but I doubt it if it the controllers really have fancy screens and such.

Also I hope Skyward Sword isn't delayed. I'd be very sad if that were true.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:50PM Prboi said

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Microsoft's bingo card had a lot of hopefulness, Sony's bingo card had a lot of things we expect & Nintendo has a lot of outrageous-ness
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:26PM gatotsu911 said

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@Prboi
So what else is new?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 7:56PM Mrguy you know that guy said

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My fantasy reveal of Cafe is a column rising from the thick vapor of smoke machines, ominous music playing in the background, the lights dark and the tension palpable, until the smoke parts and reveals...2 wiis duct taped together! Then reggie walks on stage deadpan and just says "what the hell is this? We didn't order this. Roll film!" And suddenly music blares as gorgeous videos fill the main screen. After the mindgasm that is cafe footage has finished playing, the lights turn back on and the real console is sitting center stage
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:03PM religiousjedi said

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@Mrguy you know that guy Why couldn't it be 4 GCNs duct taped together? :3
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:02PM MEGATOOL said

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I think a Call of Duty game is a given. There is no way that the Cafe is going to be both more powerful and less expensive than the 360/PS3. Especially considering the touchscreen controllers and Nintendo's reputation for never selling hardware at a loss. I doubt it will be Blu-Ray compatible, given Nintendo's history of using proprietary disc formats and it's not going to be download only. You can see the disc slot on all of the spy shots. Also, I think that it's too soon for a 3DS redesign.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:09PM teamnintendo said

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The only chance this card had was the main diagonal, but we all know cafe being under 200 is one of the least likely of the choices presented. It's almost like the card is set up to fail as there likely wouldn't be anything this close. While I think the new balloon game is unlikely, it has a higher chance than that of the new console being under 200. It should be changed to under 300, as other rumors point to it being 350-400.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:11PM TheMichaelJackson said

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What about new Michael Jackson game?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:27PM Mrguy you know that guy said

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@TheMichaelJackson

Michael Jackson: Black and White Versions

I'm down.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 8:12PM Jawabreaker said

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I think the only realistic "win" here is from COD to Layton 4 on DS. Each other way has some sort of unrealistic prediction.

I mean, Balloon Fight? Maybe a 3D Classic version on the eShop, but that's it.

Cafe under $200 or download only? Really? No way either of those will happen...Nintendo loves retailers too much to go download only, and they love money too much to have the system under $200.

Nintendo rarely does what's popular, so Bluray is probably out.

And it's waay too early for a 3DS price drop or redesign. The second Zelda hits 3DS, it's going to sell like hotcakes. People tend to forget that the DS was slow to start too, because of no good software. The moment some good titles released, it sales went into orbit and stayed there for years. Nintendo knows that sales will come up...there will be no announcement of a redesign or price drop.

This leaves us with my prediction for Win...COD will be on Cafe...most of them were on Wii, so why wouldn't the big brother of the Wii get it? Activision loves money more than anyone! Pokemon for Cafe will be shown, if not as a game, as a picture/video clip to show what they'd look like in HD. We know Miyamoto has something up his sleeve for Zelda's 25th Anniversary, so a collection like the Mario one is feasible. And finally, a NA title for Layton 4 was just leaked this week, so of course it's coming.

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