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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:19PM MEMgrizzlies7 said

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I didn't watch this, but there's no way it topped last year. WAN MIRRION TROOPS!!!

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:47PM The Cole Train said

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@MEMgrizzlies7 WOW ONE MIRRION?
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 6:15AM wcarnation said

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@MEMgrizzlies7 Wait until E3?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:19PM Branreckless said

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Wow

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:20PM CaptainProtonX said

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This is truly the year of the retro-gamer.

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:20PM The Cole Train said

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Spicy

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:23PM The Wicker Man said

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My lady friend has a fiery" c".

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:25PM baddates77 said

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@The Wicker Man Penicillin might clear that up, but she might want to consult an actual doctor instead. I don't even play one on t.v.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:35PM DevilSei said

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@The Wicker Man

Don't worry, fiery corneas are completely natural with females, and tends to flare up the most around their time of the month.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 10:07PM Freakservo said

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@DevilSei 'Fiery Corneas'? Does she have heat vision or something?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 10:12PM Dance Mofo said

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@The Wicker Man chlamydia?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 11:02PM MrGreen said

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@The Wicker Man That was funny Wicker Man. I won't try to outsmart you - and miserably fail - like the others.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 11:26PM Dance Mofo said

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@MrGreen what makes you think we are trying to outsmarts him? We are all the joystiq family. He's like a brother we like to mess with. Troll is like the black sheep. Baby Sea Tuna is like the kidder that's funny only when he feels like it. You're like the brother that likes funny jokes but don't give them unless the moment is right... but rarely
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:49AM The Aquacharger said

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@Dance Mofo
:( What about me?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:29PM The 7th Number said

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Please be a HD side scroller for XBLA/PSN with online co-op!

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 10:00PM Enigma7ic said

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@The 7th Number It probably will be a PSB/XBLA game since it's being developed by Konami Digital.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 10:37PM Urethra Alfredo said

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@The 7th Number


No way.

The 2-D games are by far the worst in the series.


Everyone knows that the best game in the franchise was Legacy of War.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:30PM adr916 said

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fk yea contra! the classics are ready hard tho

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:35PM TheRedComet said

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The last 2 Contra games have been straight dope, let's see what this one will bring!

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 10:23PM The Wicker Man said

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Fire crotch blues.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:39PM Tradio said

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when contra came out for NES the huge rumor was that movie was to follow with Stallone and Arnold, wonder why that never happend

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 10:19PM Dance Mofo said

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@Tradio be wise each one wanted a lot a lot of money and a bottle of Jack and tequila?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 9:48PM DougKaplan said

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Wow, what a great way to tease a new game! Nice when developers give people incentives to make it to the end of things, I love it.

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 10:10PM Freakservo said

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...Y'know what Konami should be doing is getting on the phone with SNK Playmore and announcing a Contra/Metal Slug crossover. This should be the next logical step.

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 10:23PM chrono said

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@Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my Sucked by what my good man

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 10:43PM xpander2k said

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@SteveMcQuark : I've pretty much given up on Konami as far as Contra is concerned. They just can't seem to recapture the essence of what made the original Contra games so awesome. I'd like to see Contra 3: the Alien Wars redone in HD graphics. I'd buy that game twice.

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 11:00PM neoand12 said

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Contra 4 was pretty good game, so glad this series is still going on!

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 11:05PM shabby329 said

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@PolishMountainMan

i watched the entire thing. and the entire time i kept thinking... i thought this def jam game already came out. god im dumb.

Posted: Jun 2nd 2011 11:53PM glemtvapen said

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@PolishMountainMan

I thought I was the only one who noticed that 2010 winking at me at the start of the video...

Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 5:37AM Bighouse said

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"THEY'RE COMING"

...and they're not the only ones! EY OH

Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 6:22AM Ceroc said

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Even thoug there is no way im even remotely correct about this I so hope the C stands for Castlevania. Sequel to Harmony of Despair!

Oh well, i guess a multiplayer Contra in the same style would be Epic!

Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 11:37AM gevenstaines said

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it will be difficult to improve contra 4

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