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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:34PM Bouillestfu said

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If I could edit his past I would stop him from doing Super Mario Brothers.

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:35PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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I honestly enjoyed the SMB movie. Yes, it was VERY loosely based on the games, but it's still fun to watch.

Posted: Jun 19th 2011 1:34AM Extinction said

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@BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam same here.
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Posted: Jun 20th 2011 11:05AM Ericss said

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Fun to watch? How? In a masochist kind of way?
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Posted: Jun 20th 2011 12:11PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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@Ericss
Uh, no.
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Posted: Jun 20th 2011 1:29PM Timerider said

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I agree. I even have the DVD. It's not "OMG terrible". It's still fun to watch for the cheese factor, and those awesome rocket boots.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:35PM iamchopsticks said

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I wonder if John Luigi-zamo sees this as a highlight to his film career.

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 8:02PM captplut9465 said

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@iamchopsticks

I remember reading somewhere that he said he was treated like garbage during the filming. Not sure by who.

There's also this:
http://www.armchairarcade.com/neo/node/1201
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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 8:42PM Manifest37 said

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@iamchopsticks
I remember he was being interviewed for some movie and he was asked about Super Mario Bros. He stared at the host with one of those I-told-you-not-to-bring-that-up looks. The host brought the movie up a few times & John would just put up a fake smile.
I think it was an Empire or Ice Age interview.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 9:23PM SynthOno said

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@captplut9465 With Dennis Hopper's account as evidence, I'm going to go with the directors treating everyone like crap.

"It was a nightmare, very honestly, that movie. It was a husband-and-wife directing team who were both control freaks and wouldn't talk before they made decisions. Anyway, I was supposed to go down there for five weeks, and I was there for 17. It was so over budget. But I bought a couple buildings down there in Wilmington, NC, and I started painting. I made an art studio out of one."

Source: http://www.avclub.com/articles/random-roles-dennis-hopper,2549/
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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 11:50PM Elmoogle said

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@SynthOno That article really makes me miss Dennis Hopper.
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Posted: Jun 19th 2011 1:48AM Patius said

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@iamchopsticks considering that he's a pretty successful standup comic that really got started thanks to that movie, probably not. The last special I watched with him, he did mention it as a former ex saying "....and Mario Bros. sucked!" during an argument.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:35PM chrono said

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Can you blame him.

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:39PM FreshBryce said

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Good thing I've never watched the movie.

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:42PM INTRO said

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@Ilikesoup Lol, Griffin, your brother already wrote this 4 years ago! :p

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:44PM Ranus Studios said

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I imagine the David O. Russell Uncharted movie would've made a similar amount of sense.

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:44PM Dreda said

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Everyone bashes this movie and says it sucks, I thought it was so goofy and stupid that it was awesome.
I think he was a great addition to the movie, and it's sad that he thinks so low about it. There's many other movies in his career that sucked worse.. I mean hell he had a voice in Garfield :P

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:45PM Istari Spartan said

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No game-movie could ever be worse than street fighter.

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:53PM Psychoplasm said

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@Istari Spartan

'postal' says hai.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 8:18PM skelbono said

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@Psychoplasm bloodrayne says bye. at least ewe boul gets beat up in postal
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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 9:07PM Dance Mofo said

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@Psychoplasm hahaha farcry says it didn't want to be left out
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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 9:07PM zerosuitsammich said

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@Istari Spartan
I either completely agree or completely disagree with you. Depending on whether you're talking about the one with Van Damme or The Legend of Chun Li.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 11:32PM The Only Girl said

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@Istari Spartan
"Double Dragon" says hi.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 11:44PM Dance Mofo said

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@The Only Girl oh snap, I take your double dragon and... I wanna raise you with mortal Kombat annihilation but I don't know which is worse?
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Posted: Jun 19th 2011 12:28AM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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@Istari Spartan King of Fighters.
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Posted: Jun 19th 2011 12:43AM EgoPoisoning said

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@Dance Mofo

Listen, I don't think we can count Uwe flicks as movies. It invalidates these sorts of conversations.
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Posted: Jun 19th 2011 1:11AM jsx said

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@Psychoplasm Blasphemy, my friends all thought Postal was a hilarious movie... even if it had nothing to do with the games.
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Posted: Jun 19th 2011 1:38AM Esposch said

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@jsx

Yeah, Postal was one of Uwe Boll's better receieved films. It was meant to be (somewhat) good at what it did: senseless, stupid comedy violence.
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Posted: Jun 19th 2011 7:03AM Dance Mofo said

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@EgoPoisoning never-the-less, they are in fact video games made into movies whether we all like it or not just like super Mario bros. The majority where bad adaptions into movies just like super Mario bros. Hey just because our old pal uwe made those video game movies, they are in fact for the most part video game movies
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Posted: Jun 19th 2011 8:45AM ShadowXIII said

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@Istari Spartan

I dunno, Wing Commander is still my mortal enemy even after all these years....the only movie I actually got up, and walked out before it finished.
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Posted: Jun 19th 2011 8:58AM Nolan North said

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@Istari Spartan
But for me... it was Tuesday
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Posted: Jun 19th 2011 10:04AM (Unverified) said

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@The Only Girl

only movie listed here that I think might have killed its franchise. The cartoon might have put the nail in it's coffin even though I watched every episode. I'd love a good co-op return of Jimmy and Billy(think those are the right names). They could follow it with Battletoads...

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Posted: Jun 19th 2011 10:56AM GTThaAceman said

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@Dance Mofo I take your MK: Annihalation and raise you Tekken: The Movie (I know its not out but the trailer alone was terrible)
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Posted: Jun 19th 2011 2:38PM Dance Mofo said

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@GTThaAceman is that right? It is getting raw in hur. I seen the movie
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Posted: Jun 20th 2011 10:55AM AirIntake said

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@ShadowXIII The worst thing about the Wing Commander movie was there was no excuse for the suck, because Chris Roberts who created Wing Commander wrote and directed it! He must have discovered some good/bad drugs right before he started on the film.
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Posted: Jun 20th 2011 3:17PM saintstryfe said

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@Istari Spartan

QUICK. CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:45PM sleepydumbdude said

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I liked both SMB and Street Fighter even bought Street fighter on bluray. I think they are fun movies to watch and I don't get bored during them.
I also liked the Dead or Alive movie.
I didn't like Double Dragon though thought it was stupid.

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 8:36PM Mazrael said

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@sleepydumbdude
..aye, aye, aye, aye...
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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:47PM baddates77 said

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I didn't think the movie was too much worse than the games.

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:53PM Psychoplasm said

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@baddates77

i'm hoping for your sake you're referencing the game's story, and not the quality of the experience in total.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 11:15PM Marshillboy said

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@Psychoplasm

The games do have bad graphics and unimaginative, linear levels. Have to say I agree.
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Posted: Jun 20th 2011 3:20AM Nolan North said

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@Marshillboy
Yes, because levels based on realistic settings with realistic graphics are more imaginative?
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Posted: Jun 20th 2011 8:16AM TheShaper said

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@Psychoplasm
Don't feed the troll.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:48PM Typhonic said

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This is old news. Too bad Bob, SMB is a great movie for the sheer stupidity of it. RIP Dennis Hopper.

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:51PM Slomoshun said

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@Ilikesoup
LOL..good find

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:52PM Boring K said

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@Ilikesoup Yeah. I didn't wanna be That Guy, but it is old news. Hoskins has been trashing the movie in interviews for years.

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:53PM Ellimem said

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I liked it.

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 8:01PM Mrguy you know that guy said

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@Boring K

You rang?

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 8:01PM RickGhastly said

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I've always wondered what it would be like to watch this back-to-back with Blue Velvet on LSD. Frank Booth would go from "terrifying" to "**** IN YOUR SOUL terrifying".

Posted: Jun 18th 2011 8:02PM PlagueDoctor357 said

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It was goofy and stupid but honestly....how else are you gonna have an over the top italian and his buddy save a princess from a dinosaur. Honestly?

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