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Posted: Jun 20th 2011 11:04PM Faceless Troll said

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Can't be any worse than the original.

Posted: Jun 21st 2011 6:08AM MrAlex said

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@Faceless Troll

I feel like it's losing out already by not being called Twochanbara.
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Posted: Jun 20th 2011 11:06PM FriedConsole said

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I hated the Wii version. Felt ripped off at just $15.

Posted: Jun 20th 2011 11:13PM GoldandFinal said

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Onechanbara: Now with 100% more tacked on Move/Kinect controls!

Posted: Jun 20th 2011 11:16PM blackangel209 said

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@GoldandFinal So...none? Perhaps my math is failing me at the moment though.
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Posted: Jun 21st 2011 6:39PM fohf said

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@GoldandFinal

I could... see the potential in that... I mean, in dealing with certain physic based objects in that game.
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Posted: Jun 20th 2011 11:30PM Faris Hilton said

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Urgghhh.... I couldn't even get through the first level.
Game sold for only 1 reason and I now feel like a sucker.

Posted: Jun 20th 2011 11:38PM StrikeMan said

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@Faris Hilton

Don't you mean two reasons?
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Posted: Jun 20th 2011 11:52PM Dance Mofo said

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@StrikeMan you have awaken my curiosity, what is the second reason?
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Posted: Jun 21st 2011 1:36AM maveric101 said

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@StrikeMan

more like four (her ass is completely hanging out).
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Posted: Jun 21st 2011 6:39PM fohf said

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@maveric101
Then multiply all that by 3 characters.
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Posted: Jun 20th 2011 11:41PM Red Runner said

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And people call Duke Nukem tasteless and pandering.

Posted: Jun 20th 2011 11:56PM Dance Mofo said

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@Red Runner Duke needs to grow up. I seen a video of him taking a leak on a boss monster after he dropped him. I was like, "come on Duke is that really necessary?"
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Posted: Jun 21st 2011 6:40PM fohf said

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@Dance Mofo
Cause that is way beneath Duke Nukem....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsVAbXCA_gw
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Posted: Jun 20th 2011 11:47PM bloodlinejake said

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Hehehe Mr. Hinkle owns the original.

Posted: Jun 21st 2011 12:18AM tstorm said

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I never played the original but I never heard anything good about it.

I do love how absurd this game seems though haha

Posted: Jun 21st 2011 6:42PM fohf said

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@tstorm

Well, there is a pedophile mode that allows you to undress a 14yo girl and stare at her naughty bits. But I guess that's only good if you're into that, not sayin you are.
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Posted: Jun 21st 2011 12:36AM Dlord said

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This game will be garbage. I have not seen videos, played a demo or even know the basic premise of the story. It will be pure garbage though. Promise.

Posted: Jun 21st 2011 12:44AM tipsy said

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and yet I can't get a new power stone or jet set radio...

Posted: Jun 21st 2011 1:07AM KiraXD said

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no one else thought this game was fun on the Wii? i love it! though.. i know the 360 version sucked compared. now lets get a Wii sequel and ill be happy lol

Posted: Jun 21st 2011 1:26AM Apex Omega said

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Wii game was... well, a Wii Game.

360 game, was and still is one of my personal favorites, not because of the use of skin, but the overall feel of the swords... and the feel of the upgrade system actually rewarding you.

Truth be told, not many games truly reward for getting the player to think outside the box, and Onechanbara does it by forcing players to really fine tune their playstyle.

I admit, due to the game being primarily targeted at Japanese gamers, the Manual is only there to warn you about epilepsy, and for credits. This really makes navigating the map nearly impossible, and for anyone that owns DMC or Ninja Gaiden games, this game pales at first glance, But overall I put MORE time into Onechanbara, and after the first few hours, it easily took the right below Bayonetta for Hack and slash games.

Posted: Jun 21st 2011 2:33AM Red Runner said

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@Apex Omega

...Onechanbara on the same level as Bayonetta?


........which alternate universe do you come from, and what's the water taste like there?
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Posted: Jun 21st 2011 8:00AM Fire Walk With Me said

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@Red Runner He said right below thank god.
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Posted: Jun 21st 2011 3:34PM z0rk said

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For what it's worth - the manual that came with the game is mostly useless. Search the 'net and you should be able to find the HUGE, real manual as a .pdf file. (if not, maybe I can post it somewhere)

Anyone who has this game sitting around gathering dust might be interested in seeing what all is in the game that you likely know nothing about. I'm not going to say it'll make you like the game, but it might give you a better appreciation for what the devs were trying to do.
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Posted: Jun 21st 2011 5:28AM cowthulhu said

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More boobage.

Posted: Jun 21st 2011 7:55AM DokiDokiBawanga said

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Awesome! last game was SO bad it was good!

Posted: Jun 21st 2011 8:09AM (Unverified) said

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I wouldn't trust it until it's officially announced. This is the same website which listed Pilotwings Wii for pre-order before E3 even started this year, when to our knowledge no such title has ever been rumoured to be in development. The listing is still there is you search, two weeks after it wasn't revealed.

Posted: Jun 21st 2011 5:24PM KGameLover1 said

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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
GOD NO.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2011 7:36AM Apex Omega said

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@KGameLover1
Sounds like you, and most people are confusing bullet witch and Onechanbara.
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