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Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:32PM HedonisticKai said

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Best. Picture. For. A. News. Story. Ever

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 10:32PM Nolan North said

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@HedonisticKai
How do I upvote the picture?
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Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:36PM guywithglasses said

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looks like duke nukem going to get pwned

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:38PM PR0F3TA said

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WIN!

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:38PM Nytemare said

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If ever there was a time when someone could win an internet...this would be it.

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:39PM The Cole Train said

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Ahahaha! Thats amazing! Congrats greyson97!

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:40PM 182 said

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hahaha this is epic beyond belief!

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:43PM Dance Mofo said

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Those chainsaws look serious

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:46PM Nook said

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I seriously remember reading that comment and thinking....dreamer.

Once again universe, touche.

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 9:03PM stevo13344 said

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@Nook ...can I have a girlfriend?

CAN I HAVE FOUR GIRLFRIENDS?

... go ahead call me a dreamer too... my mom already does.
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Posted: Jun 28th 2011 11:53PM Measlesopolis said

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@Nook
I don't remember Nookington looking like that...
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Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:47PM edoglost said

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BA BA BA BRR RUSH WITH FAME!

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:47PM copa said

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Can I bang a lady in Mass Effect 3?

CAN I BANG 4 LADIES IN MASS EFFECT 3?

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:56PM RudyHuxtable said

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@copa

And just like that, you win the "2011 Joystiq Comment of the Year Award" in the waning days of June.
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Posted: Jun 28th 2011 11:26PM Nashk said

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@copa

Is this going to turn into a new meme?
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Posted: Jun 29th 2011 1:47AM Cypher FDP said

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@Nashk

Can I make that Joystiq comment into a meme?

CAN I MAKE 4 JOYSTIQ COMMENTS INTO A MEME?
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Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:47PM psnNukdollars said

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Dreams...

Yeah,They come true...For some...

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:51PM bensmith91 said

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This is awesome, and congrats to that commenter!

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:53PM DrScientist said

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Just a little off the top.

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:53PM Afiq Tadza said

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where's greyson97? he needs to make his debut in this comment section!

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:54PM RudyHuxtable said

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I can say with 100% certainty that nothing about this story sucks!

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:55PM 24hourpartypal said

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Wait Greyson97 is only 13/14 and his ideas already get in games? Thats bizarre.

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:56PM TheFilmTwit said

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So... beautiful...

Should have sent a poet...

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:58PM (Unverified) said

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I wanna see greyson97's comment!!

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:01PM (Unverified) said

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CAN I PUT 8 CHAINSAWS ON IT?

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:01PM SonicGA said

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Jesus!

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:01PM bargaingamer said

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wow that amazing so developer do pay attention to comment on blogs.

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:02PM Andrew12h said

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Wow, they found this on the internet?
Back in my days the only thing people used the internet for was for porn.

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:14PM MLS said

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@Andrew12h
It's the internet.

Everything is porn.

....

See that extra elipses? That one's for you, perverts. Go nuts.
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Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:51PM Poor Tom said

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@MLS Woooooooooooooooooosh!
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Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:13PM AwesomeTown said

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Best post ever.

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:19PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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Take a bow, greyson 97.

Or alternatively, take 4 bows and strap them to a lawnmower.

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:24PM Napsterking said

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can i put a dream in it?

CAN I PUT 4 DREAMS IN IT?

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:54PM SMTDante said

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I can only imagine greyson97's response when he first sees that.

"Why the heck is one of my comments... oh."

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 9:09PM CaptainProtonX said

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Can I put a dildo on it?

CAN I PUT4 DILDOS ON IT!?

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 9:12PM 2Slick said

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I'm surprised he hasn't posted yet.....

"GREY-SONNNNNNNNNNNN! GREY-SONNNNNNNN! GREY-SONNNNNNNN! GREY-SONNNNNNN!"

(damn you heavy rain....)

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 9:51PM FrodoTBaggins said

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@2Slick

He hasn't posted because upon seeing this post his head exploded from all the awesome...

R.I.P greyson97, know that in death, your memory lives forever through Joystiq.
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Posted: Jun 28th 2011 9:19PM Zertoss said

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This just got promoted to meme status, didn't it?

Not that I'm complaining. Lots of things would be better if I could put 4 of something on it.

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 9:42PM FreakSheet said

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@Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my

Or follow Yahtzee and ask for it to have tits and be on fire...

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 9:52PM halfportalfortress4dead said

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Can I put combustible lemons on it?
Can I put 4 combustible lemons on it?

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 10:21PM Lawfer said

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Greyson97 died some days ago... he tried to make this dream come true with real chainsaws...

If only he have waited a pair of days to check Joystiq.

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 11:07PM Androu1 said

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@Lawfer He got better.
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Posted: Jun 28th 2011 11:30PM greyson97 said

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I guess I gotta buy this game now.

Posted: Jun 28th 2011 11:32PM greyson97 said

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@greyson97
but yes this is really really awesome, of all the billions of posts like these on the internet, someone sees mine.

I do regret though, is that ifwe only win once in our lives, that this is the one time fate/destiny/cosmic forces granted my request, and not the "hook up with jennifer love hewitt" one
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Posted: Jun 28th 2011 11:36PM mikec89 said

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@greyson97

Who needs girls when you got 4 chainsaws!?
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Posted: Jun 29th 2011 1:18AM Dao Jones said

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@greyson97 "I guess I gotta buy this game now."

It was your idea so maybe they will hook you up with a copy? ;)

That or you are part of the development crew and...

That's all I got. :(
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Posted: Jun 29th 2011 1:19AM pibs said

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@greyson97 Since devs are stalking your comments, quick wish for a new Battletoads!
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Posted: Jun 29th 2011 2:07AM Courtney said

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@greyson97

In my experience, people who win once at life tend to win again, so consider this the beginning of a winning streak!
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Posted: Jun 29th 2011 2:41AM Gandkaidos said

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@greyson97
Beeautiful. no other words.

Just beautiful.



*Sniffle
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Posted: Jun 29th 2011 2:44AM DevilSei said

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@Courtney

OR! Consider this your 15 minutes of fame, and watch as your life quickly spirals down into a horrid decay of weakening alcohol resistance, horrible aging expressions, and weaker back...

You know, turning into Duke Nukem Forever.
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