They say that dreams don't come true, and they're right, as our utter lack of bacon-generating jetpacks can attest. But the one place that rule doesn't apply is in the Joystiq comments section. Want proof? Check out the above comment, from our post about Serious Sam: Double D's brilliant Gun Stacker.
Inspired by this comment, the hard-working staff of Mommy's Best Games went and ... you guessed it: PUT 4 CHAINSAWS ON IT. Check out the gallery for the proof and get ready to believe in miracles.
Reader Comments (65)
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:32PM HedonisticKai said
Best. Picture. For. A. News. Story. Ever
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:36PM guywithglasses said
looks like duke nukem going to get pwned
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:38PM PR0F3TA said
WIN!
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:38PM Nytemare said
If ever there was a time when someone could win an internet...this would be it.
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:39PM The Cole Train said
Ahahaha! Thats amazing! Congrats greyson97!
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:40PM 182 said
hahaha this is epic beyond belief!
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:43PM Dance Mofo said
Those chainsaws look serious
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:46PM Nook said
I seriously remember reading that comment and thinking....dreamer.
Once again universe, touche.
Once again universe, touche.
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 9:03PM stevo13344 said
@Nook ...can I have a girlfriend?
CAN I HAVE FOUR GIRLFRIENDS?
... go ahead call me a dreamer too... my mom already does.
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CAN I HAVE FOUR GIRLFRIENDS?
... go ahead call me a dreamer too... my mom already does.
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 11:53PM Measlesopolis said
@Nook
I don't remember Nookington looking like that...
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I don't remember Nookington looking like that...
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:47PM edoglost said
BA BA BA BRR RUSH WITH FAME!
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:47PM copa said
Can I bang a lady in Mass Effect 3?
CAN I BANG 4 LADIES IN MASS EFFECT 3?
CAN I BANG 4 LADIES IN MASS EFFECT 3?
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:56PM RudyHuxtable said
@copa
And just like that, you win the "2011 Joystiq Comment of the Year Award" in the waning days of June.
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And just like that, you win the "2011 Joystiq Comment of the Year Award" in the waning days of June.
Posted: Jun 29th 2011 1:47AM Cypher FDP said
@Nashk
Can I make that Joystiq comment into a meme?
CAN I MAKE 4 JOYSTIQ COMMENTS INTO A MEME?
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Can I make that Joystiq comment into a meme?
CAN I MAKE 4 JOYSTIQ COMMENTS INTO A MEME?
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:47PM psnNukdollars said
Dreams...
Yeah,They come true...For some...
Yeah,They come true...For some...
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:51PM bensmith91 said
This is awesome, and congrats to that commenter!
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:53PM DrScientist said
Just a little off the top.
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:53PM Afiq Tadza said
where's greyson97? he needs to make his debut in this comment section!
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:54PM RudyHuxtable said
I can say with 100% certainty that nothing about this story sucks!
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:55PM 24hourpartypal said
Wait Greyson97 is only 13/14 and his ideas already get in games? Thats bizarre.
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:56PM TheFilmTwit said
So... beautiful...
Should have sent a poet...
Should have sent a poet...
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 7:58PM (Unverified) said
I wanna see greyson97's comment!!
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:01PM (Unverified) said
CAN I PUT 8 CHAINSAWS ON IT?
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:01PM SonicGA said
Jesus!
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:01PM bargaingamer said
wow that amazing so developer do pay attention to comment on blogs.
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:02PM Andrew12h said
Wow, they found this on the internet?
Back in my days the only thing people used the internet for was for porn.
Back in my days the only thing people used the internet for was for porn.
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:13PM AwesomeTown said
Best post ever.
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:19PM Pure Black World Tendency said
Take a bow, greyson 97.
Or alternatively, take 4 bows and strap them to a lawnmower.
Or alternatively, take 4 bows and strap them to a lawnmower.
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:24PM Napsterking said
can i put a dream in it?
CAN I PUT 4 DREAMS IN IT?
CAN I PUT 4 DREAMS IN IT?
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 8:54PM SMTDante said
I can only imagine greyson97's response when he first sees that.
"Why the heck is one of my comments... oh."
"Why the heck is one of my comments... oh."
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 9:09PM CaptainProtonX said
Can I put a dildo on it?
CAN I PUT4 DILDOS ON IT!?
CAN I PUT4 DILDOS ON IT!?
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 9:12PM 2Slick said
I'm surprised he hasn't posted yet.....
"GREY-SONNNNNNNNNNNN! GREY-SONNNNNNNN! GREY-SONNNNNNNN! GREY-SONNNNNNN!"
(damn you heavy rain....)
"GREY-SONNNNNNNNNNNN! GREY-SONNNNNNNN! GREY-SONNNNNNNN! GREY-SONNNNNNN!"
(damn you heavy rain....)
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 9:51PM FrodoTBaggins said
@2Slick
He hasn't posted because upon seeing this post his head exploded from all the awesome...
R.I.P greyson97, know that in death, your memory lives forever through Joystiq.
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He hasn't posted because upon seeing this post his head exploded from all the awesome...
R.I.P greyson97, know that in death, your memory lives forever through Joystiq.
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 9:19PM Zertoss said
This just got promoted to meme status, didn't it?
Not that I'm complaining. Lots of things would be better if I could put 4 of something on it.
Not that I'm complaining. Lots of things would be better if I could put 4 of something on it.
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 9:42PM FreakSheet said
@Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my
Or follow Yahtzee and ask for it to have tits and be on fire...
Or follow Yahtzee and ask for it to have tits and be on fire...
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 9:52PM halfportalfortress4dead said
Can I put combustible lemons on it?
Can I put 4 combustible lemons on it?
Can I put 4 combustible lemons on it?
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 10:21PM Lawfer said
Greyson97 died some days ago... he tried to make this dream come true with real chainsaws...
If only he have waited a pair of days to check Joystiq.
If only he have waited a pair of days to check Joystiq.
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 11:30PM greyson97 said
I guess I gotta buy this game now.
Posted: Jun 28th 2011 11:32PM greyson97 said
@greyson97
but yes this is really really awesome, of all the billions of posts like these on the internet, someone sees mine.
I do regret though, is that ifwe only win once in our lives, that this is the one time fate/destiny/cosmic forces granted my request, and not the "hook up with jennifer love hewitt" one
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but yes this is really really awesome, of all the billions of posts like these on the internet, someone sees mine.
I do regret though, is that ifwe only win once in our lives, that this is the one time fate/destiny/cosmic forces granted my request, and not the "hook up with jennifer love hewitt" one
Posted: Jun 29th 2011 2:41AM Gandkaidos said
@greyson97
Beeautiful. no other words.
Just beautiful.
*Sniffle
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Beeautiful. no other words.
Just beautiful.
*Sniffle




