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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 6:35PM Rubbishy Me said

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A space station defending against decepticons in battleships starring Jennifer Lopez!

Posted: Jul 10th 2011 6:38PM liquidsoap89 said

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Correction... Snakes on a plane is when hollywood writers officially ran out of ideas.

What an awful, awful movie!

Posted: Jul 10th 2011 6:48PM Once known as Shadsy said

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@liquidsoap89 At least it was an idea. "Let's put snakes on a plane" is more original than "Remember that thing? Let's do that again."
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 6:55PM McTwist said

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@aliquidsoap89
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:33PM XRZ36 said

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@McTwist Nothin' to say, pal?
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 8:48PM isotrex said

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@XRZ36

He just ran out of idea.
OMG!

*runs in panic*
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Posted: Jul 11th 2011 2:15AM thegreat1forever said

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@liquidsoap89 for an awful movie, some of the memes that come from it are stuff i would never want to give back.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 6:39PM Outrager said

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Asteroids was also optioned. That seems like an even worse idea than this.

Posted: Jul 10th 2011 8:00PM Starcade said

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@Outrager At least with Asteroids you're out in space, flying around, destroying asteroids. Maybe you enter hyper space.

I think Space Invaders is less of a concept... you're on the ground in a laser cannon, and have three huge destructable barriers protecting you in the sky, while aliens in formation of five neatly packed rows come down towards you, while maintaining formation, and firing upon you. You can fire back, but you have to wait until your single bullet extends beyond the sky, where a mystery ship sometimes flys. If you destroy all the aliens, they simply come back in formation again and again until you're dead. Oh wait, maybe I ruined the movie for everyone....
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 9:45PM Drakkenfyre said

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I was going to say that.

At least with Space Invaders you could do a story. Asteroids is what, flying around and shooting asteroids? You could literally frame any movie around that and call it Asteroids.

And there was a Spaced Invaders movie already. I wonder how many people remember it?
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Posted: Jul 11th 2011 2:32AM Hivetyrant said

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@Drakkenfyre
I LOVE Spaced invaders. I recently remembered it, but couldn't think of the name.

Thank god for google.

The movie is also just as good as I remember it!
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Posted: Jul 11th 2011 8:36AM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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@Outrager Asteroids already has a director, and it's Roland Emmerich and the plot is some nonsense about humans being attacked by the aliens that destroyed earth. What does one add to that?
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 6:46PM whatisdelicious said

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You know, if they get inspired and make something kind of like Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, I could actually see this being kind of awesome.

Like... set it in the 80s, focus on some kid who plays games a lot and has to save the world once some wacky, reality-bending twist makes the Space Invaders enemies come out into the real world. Crazy special effects, lots of self-referential humor, and a smart script could make it really cool.

Posted: Jul 10th 2011 6:50PM Epoque said

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Featuring an original score by Rush, presented by the fine folks Shasta®.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 6:51PM CaptainProtonX said

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@whatisdelicious

You know the truth. Game movies need to have a sense of humor. Instead, they come out thinking they can take down Schindler's List.

Sadly, I see lots of wire-jumping action in this one.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:13PM ThePenIsMightier said

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@Epoque

Fry sees what you did there, and he approves.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:14PM R Planteer said

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@whatisdelicious

Sadly, since the Scott Pilgrim movie did really, really, reallly bad in the theater its doubtful we will see a movie like it for quite some time.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:27PM McDude said

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@whatisdelicious

It would....but they probably won't do that. Not exactly an awesome pedigree we're dealing with.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 8:11PM PR0F3TA said

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@whatisdelicious

scott pilgram is over rated. it came out around the same time hollywood went all Comic-Con to score points with teh nerds... guess they succeeded. Kick Ass anyone?
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 8:19PM Epoque said

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@PR0F3TA Congrats on being on the other side of two of the most divisive films of the last decade.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 8:55PM oOWallaceOo said

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@whatisdelicious

Didn't Futurama already do this ?
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 9:46PM Super Nintendo Chalmers said

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@oOWallaceOo
Yes they did.....
"Look!, Invaders....Possibly from Space!!!"
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 11:53PM Flapjackal said

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@whatisdelicious Sounds a lot like The Last Starfighter...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7NaxBxFWSo
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 6:47PM CaptainProtonX said

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Will Shia crack the mystery of why the invaders from space came all this way to begin a very slow and rhythmic decent using a very linear pattern into Earth's atmosphere?

I've been DYING to know all my life.

Second question. Who will handle Space Invaders: The Movie: The Game?

Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:01PM ironneko said

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@CaptainProtonX I'll wait for the LEGO version with bated breath.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 6:53PM Epoque said

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Still holding out hopes for an Elevator Action film. If none of those there hollywood fatcats are interested, I'll grab it for a cool $350.00 US. How about it, Taito?

Posted: Jul 10th 2011 6:59PM floating coffins said

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At least they didn't option Joust...oh wait

Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:05PM Epoque said

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Joust could actually be really cool though. They could go animated, with a minimalist script. Throw in artwork from Jean Giraud and you'd have a brilliant piece of cinema.

Most unfortunately, it isn't 1979, and such a film would never get greenlit today ... though the success of L'Illusionniste is a glimmer of hope.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 9:42PM Walter White said

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@Epoque - What's wrong with Python Anghelo's artwork?

He was the original artist who did the concept sketches and promotional art for Joust, and he once worked for Disney...
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 9:55PM Epoque said

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Absolutely nothing, I loved his artwork for Joust. I love it so much that it has always reminded me of Moebius, among my absolute favourite artists, and his much beloved Arzach. Anghelo is a commercial artist though, and I personally couldn't imagine him creating an entire feature length film's worth of concepts and designs. Giraud already has plenty of feature film work under his belt.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:01PM My Prerogative said

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Hollywood ran out of ideas a long time ago. Everything today are sequels, remakes, or (comic) book adaptations.

Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:21PM Dance Mofo said

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@My Prerogative given the choice, out of the 3 you mentioned, which one would you prefer to have?
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:58PM alzeer said

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@Dance Mofo
i would like a sequel of of comic book adaptation remake
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 8:08PM Dance Mofo said

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@alzeer hahaha +1 smartypants
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 9:24PM oOWallaceOo said

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@alzeer

So the next Batman
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:05PM eat it said

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I hope it's a musical

Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:08PM Tihn said

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Out of ideas? They really shouldn't be.
Years ago a friend and I penned a screenplay that was bought up by one of the film studios. When we arrived we were placed in a room full of other writers. Apparently it's common to have these people stock up on scripts and stories 'just cuz. Most of them aren't made into anything but the content is there. I can't say much for our script but some of the things the other guys wrote... they were fantastic.

Ps. They pay very well.

Posted: Jul 10th 2011 8:51PM CaptainProtonX said

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@Tihn

Did you help with "The Smurfs: The Movie"?
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Posted: Jul 11th 2011 5:47AM Tihn said

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@CaptainProtonX
No. As I said it hasn't been made into a film, studios stockpile scripts. L2R.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:12PM ThePenIsMightier said

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And anyone who knows anything about writing knows that there are very very few stories, period, and almost everything you think is original really isn't. Change a name, a place, a plot device, they can still be boiled down to the same basic formulas in different combinations.

Posted: Jul 10th 2011 9:32PM Dooliss said

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@ R Planteer

Gawd, Scott Pilgrim was so amazing, but I understand why it failed commercially. It's basically got the makings of a cult classic.

But anyways, I would say Hollywood is dry. It's up to the indie filmmakers now. Luckily, I just found someone to fund my script.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:17PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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Soon we can finally have a film adaptation of the tired and true classic game Pong.

The plot, the tension, the excitement of the game wrapped up into a 2 hour star studded film.

Block boinks left, block boinks right, one false move and the game will be over!!!

Coming to theaters summer 2012

Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:23PM Dance Mofo said

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@Stevetrop Man of Mystery hahaha that would be awesome but it has to be in IMX 3D
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 8:59PM liquidsoap89 said

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@Stevetrop Man of Mystery

but really the block moving back and forth is a metaphor for how people have come to depend on the ever evolving technology too much, and the chain that holds them to life is beginning to sway in the wrong direction.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 11:24PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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@liquidsoap89

Boinking blocks and the true theological understanding of life.

That makes the movie even more powerful..
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Posted: Jul 11th 2011 11:24AM radioactivez0r said

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@Stevetrop Man of Mystery After seeing previews for "Real Steel" (aka Rock Em Sock Em Robots), I'd believe anything.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:27PM Dhexodus said

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Inevitable Space Invaders in 3D!

Wait..huh?

Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:31PM Bridget said

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You're right. Hollywood is so out of ideas, they've already did this one too. Remember Spaced Invaders? X)

Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:36PM Qehb said

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It might not actually be about the game,

It could just be a mature psychological drama about the exasberated minds and isolated lives of those weird people that sit too close to you on the bus and waiting rooms.

Posted: Jul 10th 2011 7:44PM Mr Tastix said

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Guess what's next?

Tetris: The Movie.

Then we'll get games based off it. Sometime like, "Tetris: The Movie the Game".

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