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Posted: Jul 15th 2011 4:56PM blackangel209 said

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Oh man, that was pure genius with the chickens.

Posted: Jul 15th 2011 4:58PM The Cole Train said

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I was expecting a mod of sorts, but that video was totally awesome and a lot better than any sort of mod.

Posted: Jul 15th 2011 5:11PM romevi said

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@The Cole Train If you know Dorkly, their videos are all kinds of awesome.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 1:25PM SirUrza said

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@The Cole Train

I think it needs to be made into a mod. :)
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Posted: Jul 15th 2011 5:02PM OzCueball said

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F*cking Genius!!!

Posted: Jul 15th 2011 5:06PM Gibbeynator said

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I'm pretty sure this is how the pitch meeting for Darksiders went.

Posted: Jul 15th 2011 5:10PM Dance Mofo said

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sweet video

Posted: Jul 15th 2011 5:12PM Andrew12h said

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Hmmm, craft brewed infused menu-
Wait what am I talking about.

Posted: Jul 15th 2011 5:14PM Rollins said

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Hm...four things that wouldn't be better with a portal gun...

1) Hitler
2) DDR
3) Pants
4) Zombies

Posted: Jul 15th 2011 5:29PM Andrew12h said

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@Rollins
Okay let's deconstruct this in my kind of way.
The way where nothing gets accomplished and you end up looking like a fool.
Okay, part 1.
Hitler would have no idea how to use it and end up killing himself.
Of course this would trigger someone else rising to power and casting meteor and thus destroying everything.
DDR: What's more fun than trying to figure out the puzzle of how the hell did I get here and why am I hitting arrows when you break the logic boundary of the simulator. It eventually unravels the plot of how you are in fact a machine who is tasked with menial jobs while other ones (called the precursors) are using there processing power (there referencing to YOU) to slowly kill all the other sentient machines. Why they don't just purge your memory and make you into a computing husk is beyond me and the whole plot turns to shit in act 3.
Pants: Well you got me there.
Zombies: Portal at where there respawn point is and find an incinerator that automatically empties the ashes, keeps burning, and doesn't get jammed when you put in a ton of them.
Oh wait, you meant if they had it.
Well,
That's just stupid.

And now, something completely random!
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Posted: Jul 15th 2011 5:36PM Qehb said

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@Rollins

Hitler with a portal gun would have made a much more fun final boss for World War 2, it's current Fable 2 style ending was a bit of a let down after such an exiting build up.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2011 5:38PM xenophy said

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@Andrew12h
What in the hell are you smoking? You got all that from his joke? Get help man
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Posted: Jul 15th 2011 6:36PM milliniar said

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@Rollins i strategically placed portal in the pants to the toilet means no toilet break gaming!!!!!
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Posted: Jul 15th 2011 11:50PM Haggard said

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@milliniar
Exactly! You can at least have portals on both sides of the pants to make zipping and unzipping a thing of the past.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2011 5:17PM superchamois said

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Normally I don't go for this sort of fanboy-specific nonsense, but that was awesome.

Posted: Jul 15th 2011 5:43PM JustinSaneV2 said

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@superchamois

Fanboy specific non-sense not found...?
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Posted: Jul 16th 2011 10:58AM Haggard said

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Posted: Jul 15th 2011 5:19PM AltairtheAssassinwhokillstuff said

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That would have been useful on the water temple.

Posted: Jul 15th 2011 10:57PM LaughingTarget said

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@AltairtheAssassinwhokillstuff

I dunno, could be a double edged sword. One misplaced portal and you'll drain the entirety of Lake Hyrule into the town.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2011 11:23PM The Only Girl said

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@AltairtheAssassinwhokillstuff
I'm not even gonna ask which water temple. They're all nightmares.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2011 5:34PM Baagawk said

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why does he have fabulous pink hair?

Posted: Jul 15th 2011 7:18PM Roto13 said

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@Baagawk Because he always had pink hair in Link to the Past?
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Posted: Jul 15th 2011 5:34PM Qehb said

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Every game is better with a portal gun.

Posted: Jul 15th 2011 5:41PM DrkrZEN said

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haha, Love Dorkly Bits... just can't go wrong.

Posted: Jul 15th 2011 9:11PM kgoo867 said

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Brilliant.

Posted: Jul 16th 2011 1:08AM pw38 said

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That. Is. AWESOME!

Loved the chicken part lol.

Posted: Jul 16th 2011 5:27AM archipelagos said

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Fantastic.

Posted: Jul 16th 2011 8:45AM Tihn said

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No it isn't/

Posted: Jul 17th 2011 10:46AM Mazrael said

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That was cruel, Joystiq.. we watched a cool fid & you adbomb us..

Posted: Jul 17th 2011 10:46AM Mazrael said

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@Mazrael *vid.. obviously
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