Kirby: Mass Attack promises to be a barrel of cuteness wrapped in a bow of adorable-osity floating in an ocean of kitties and baby penguins, according to its new Japanese website. If you can stand the brightly colored assault on the senses, the site has bunches of new videos for Mass Attack and enough miniature Kirbies to populate a small, bubblegum-colored island.
Kirby: Mass Attack is scheduled for release on September 19 for Nintendo DS, so stock up on preventative action movies and death metal now, just in case the cuteness is too much to take later this year.
Reader Comments (12)
Posted: Jul 17th 2011 7:22PM Basevi said
Underestimate that cuteness and you'll regret it.
Posted: Jul 17th 2011 7:31PM CharginChuck said
Psssht, please. I'm a hardcore brony,
I can take anything Kirby throws at me.
I can take anything Kirby throws at me.
Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:02PM liquidsoap89 said
Whats not cute about metal?
Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:08PM ryukinkeeper14 said
Wait.
JAPANESE website? But he has angry eyes! What madness is this?!?
JAPANESE website? But he has angry eyes! What madness is this?!?
Posted: Jul 18th 2011 1:48AM mcnichoj said
For those that don't understand:
http://angryamericankirby.ytmnd.com/
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http://angryamericankirby.ytmnd.com/
Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:15PM CrashMan said
It's sad that gaming has reached an era where using many bright colors is so rare it garners jokes from the media.
Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:28PM Dao Jones said
@zhongkyl
Middle finger in spam? Are they doing it wrong or right? I don't know! :(
Middle finger in spam? Are they doing it wrong or right? I don't know! :(
Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:55PM Captaindrek1 said
@gjiof9sda0
Hmm, I think I'll go to this site.
I mean, they didn't flip me off so that means it's safe right?
Hmm, I think I'll go to this site.
I mean, they didn't flip me off so that means it's safe right?
Posted: Jul 17th 2011 9:44PM Anticrawl said
@Dao Jones
I lol'ed
But seriously why isn't this a 3DS game?
I lol'ed
But seriously why isn't this a 3DS game?
Posted: Jul 18th 2011 8:33AM (Unverified) said
@Anticrawl Because it only uses the bottom screen, which doesn't support 3D? Seems redundant to release it as a 3DS game to me.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2011 8:15PM Yellowdevil said
I can't stop laughing at Kirby's antics.
No seriously, I left the site half and hour ago and I can't stop spontaneously exploding in a fit of giggles.
Damn you Kirby.
No seriously, I left the site half and hour ago and I can't stop spontaneously exploding in a fit of giggles.
Damn you Kirby.





