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Posted: Jul 19th 2011 5:54PM ZTZ said

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Deepak Chopra is a quack and a scam artist. We should not be funding his quackery with video game purchases.

Posted: Jul 19th 2011 6:35PM mcnichoj said

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@ZTZ
The fact that this isn't a video game but is being sold as one only helps your point.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2011 5:57PM Therion said

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don't ask me why, but that picture makes me think about a Magic:The Gathering card.

Posted: Jul 19th 2011 6:26PM The Joy of Painting w Bob Ross said

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@Therion

"Pretentious Gobbledygook" - Enchantment, Cost: 0 Mana

Whenever you play Pretentious Gobbledygook, you admit that you're a charlatan ass and immediately lose the game.

*Still more useful than "Cosmic Horror" and "Sorrow's Path".
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Posted: Jul 19th 2011 6:03PM Assmar said

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I'ma meditate the duck out dis game and get all the cheevos!

Posted: Jul 19th 2011 6:08PM Cartman86 said

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Not interested in giving my money to someone who peddles garbage and butchers scientific understanding.

Posted: Jul 19th 2011 6:10PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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/yawn

Posted: Jul 19th 2011 7:52PM broken 4th wall said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze

"This just in! Deepak Chopra's "Leela" is dropping 360 and Wii support and heading exclusively to the PS3 with full Move support!"

Ezio Auditore da Firenze: "Been waiting for them to do this for a LOOONG time. Can't wait to play it on my Move. First Move Heroes, then Ape Escape Move, now this? PS3 > 360 all day, every day."
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Posted: Jul 19th 2011 6:24PM Truant said

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I lol'ed: "... tilt their hips to seed a virtual planet."

Posted: Jul 19th 2011 6:33PM KrazyCalvin said

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Does the special edition come with a sheet of blotters?

Posted: Jul 19th 2011 7:53PM broken 4th wall said

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@KrazyCalvin

shit, if it did day 1 purchase from me.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2011 9:36PM HighFiveJesus said

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@KrazyCalvin

At least give us some zig zag rolling papers as a pre-order bonus! the game is just begging for that kind of mind enhancing play.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2011 6:53PM Fakeassname said

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do I even want to know what kind of activities you need to do for that Chakra point inhabiting the "scrotal zone"?

(image 8/9)

Posted: Jul 19th 2011 7:08PM killerjuice said

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@Fakeassname

You'll need to buy some DLC for the secrets to opening that charka passageway.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2011 6:55PM IronClawt said

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Deepka Chorpa
Or
Dakka Chopa?

Posted: Jul 19th 2011 8:07PM krash411 said

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@IronClawt or krapp a choad?
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Posted: Jul 19th 2011 7:04PM killerjuice said

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So... this "game" is basically a video screensaver while I do charka meditation? You know, you can get similar looking images listening to music on windows media player.

This seem like a huge rip off. I hope no one buys it.

Posted: Jul 19th 2011 7:06PM killerjuice said

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@killerjuice

I'm glad PS3 and PC owners are spared from this junk.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2011 7:25PM Typhonic said

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Like the hippy or the guy who runs Canada Post?

Posted: Jul 19th 2011 7:28PM Aeschylus said

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Once again, the PS3 has NO meditative Chakra-opening cosmic alignment-inducing games!

('cept for Flower)

Posted: Jul 20th 2011 3:18AM BigEgo007 said

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@Aeschylus

And I'm ok with that.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2011 8:21PM Fire Walk With Me said

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If it has a demo I'll try it.

Nice to know everyone else isnt willing to try something new.

Posted: Jul 20th 2011 6:04AM Bluebreaker said

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@Fire Walk With Me

Everyone's sooo annoyingly self righteous with this!
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Posted: Jul 20th 2011 7:50AM BluegrassGeek said

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@Fire Walk With Me

There's "try something new" and there's "give money to a scam artist." This is the latter. I'm not going to bother with the demo because I refuse to give this man money, so I'm not going to buy the game anyway.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2011 8:55PM MNeko said

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Now make a game starring Turanga Leela and I'll be impressed. (Unless it's the first Futurama game for Xbox, in which case I won't be.)

Posted: Jul 19th 2011 9:24PM KaBob799 said

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The game might be dumb but those screens look awesome.

Posted: Jul 19th 2011 9:58PM Exu said

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Achievement unlocked: Achieved Enlightenment (100G)

WOO, ONE HUNDRED GAMERSCORE!

Posted: Jul 19th 2011 10:47PM original fred said

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Something inner eye something quantum something open mind something give me all your money. Every time Deepak Chopra opens his mouth a hundred theoretical physicists cry out in unrestrained terror.

Posted: Jul 19th 2011 11:44PM ie5x said

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Getting past the fact that this is a crapgame..., Engadget, can you please fix the effing gallery viewer!? It drives me nuts that -
1. It takes two clicks and some luck to get into Hi-Res mode, whatever happened to clickable thumbnails!?
2. The View Fullscreen button is put up at a far place and on my 1366x768 (I know its crap but the best my Ideapad can offer) display I have to painfully scroll to it every single time. A floating over the thumbnail option will be better, or just implement the good old school thumbnail click.
3. Every image scroll adds to the History. Why in Almighty's name would I want to keep on clicking Back to just get back to the article if I flipped through a few thumbnails in the slider!!!?

PLEASE FIX IT!

Posted: Jul 20th 2011 8:08AM Prince David said

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@ie5x Well you are on joystiq, but I know what you mean. All these AOL/huffington post blogs have an awful image gallery engine
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Posted: Jul 19th 2011 11:58PM daytripper said

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LSD included?

Posted: Jul 20th 2011 11:37AM bennyfuyou said

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@daytripper

...for the right price it is!
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Posted: Jul 20th 2011 8:07AM Prince David said

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Looks like a relaxing artistic game. I might have to get it. I loved Fl0wer.

Posted: Jul 20th 2011 10:27AM radioactivez0r said

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I hope the AP doesn't actually think he came up with the chakra idea, even though it sounds like they attribute the concept to him.

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