Yuji Naka describes Prope's canceled 'Haunted Tower' for Wii

@Hectic Effectz It's official. I'm moving to the Vatican to start a game company that will work on a game starring the pope. Who's in?

@Gooblechev
The good news is that it will apparently be very useful on the Wii U

@KaBob799 Ha. Buy a peripheral only to have it be used by the next console.

I shan't be buying the Wii U (irritated at Nintendo for it, actually), so I guess I'm out of luck.

@LinkRazr

Good.

I thought I was the only one who was completely baffled by how the f*ck that would work.


Only Yuji Naka would be crazy enough to develop a game where the instruction to "throw Wii Remote at your smelly hungover flatmate" flashes on the screen...

@Exu Oh hang on, I forgot Journey of Dreams is a thing that exists.

NiGHTS 3 then, but on a proper console this time.

@Exu

You must not have gotten the memo.


We...as a society...have all disavowed any knowledge of Journey into Dreams. It's for the good of mankind that the memory of that digital hate crime be washed from our collective consciousness.



It's like reuniting with the cute, quirky girl from your high school film class, only to find out that, a decade later, she's become a three-hundred fifty pound Nazi sympathizer who smells like a couple of zombies having sex with each other...and when you try to politely excuse yourself from her company. she's knocks you unconscious with the sack of live cats she carries with her wherever she goes.

When you come to, she's hunched over you, naked and slathered in mayonnaise. The last thing you notice before losing consciousness again is how her nipples look like a couple of spiders fighting over a piece of rotten pepperoni.




Yes, Mr. Naka. That is what Journey of Dreams was. That is what your goddamned game did to my soul.

@Exu

"but on a proper console this time."

ROFLMAOlulllzz

@Urethra Alfredo

Wow.

@Urethra Alfredo Yeah not to mention trying to play with her hexagonal analogue stick frame.

@Co That's okay, enjoy you big 2011 Wii exclusives like... um...

At least I will have the opportunity to buy The Last Story and Xenoblade, I suppose. It's not ALL bad.

@Exu You say that as if the first one wasn't on the Sega Saturn

@Vuvuzelas Well played, sir.