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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:34PM Tihn said

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I enjoyed Duke Nukem Forever for a while but this is DLC?
Fridge you, Gearbox.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:03PM KungFuChaosNinja said

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@Tihn

It's free to anyone in the First Access Club...
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Posted: Jul 27th 2011 10:00AM teeftwo said

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@Tihn

Hats as updates only work in games that are, you know.....fun. Like TF2
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Posted: Jul 27th 2011 4:05PM PreGHz said

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@Tihn

Man, that's cold, even for you.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2011 5:00PM Tihn said

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@Tihn
I just figured we'd have some single player DLC like another few levels or something. TFW
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:35PM Pete207 said

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I wish they never brought this game out. At least that way the legacy would still be worth something in our minds.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:37PM Shadowbender said

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I say, it's like Christmas in July!

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:37PM cypherigon said

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Hats? What do they think Duke Nukem Forever is? Team Fortress 2?

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:44PM Rather Dashing said

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@cypherigon ...that's kind of the point.
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:44PM TraceurRyuk Part III said

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@cypherigon

That's the point.
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:45PM TraceurRyuk Part III said

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...Dammit.
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 10:48PM (Unverified) said

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@Ilikesoup calm down buddy, a lot of the f2p players are just as familiar with the game from console. Hell i'm usually in the top 3 players on the stats within 5 minutes of joining the game, and im trying to do the objective too. The only scum around here is you, it was Valve's decision to make it free to play, but people like you keep bitching about something so pointless. Stop being so closed minded and ignorant
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Posted: Jul 27th 2011 12:57AM Toasted jUiCE said

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@Ilikesoup
No soup for you
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Posted: Jul 27th 2011 1:59AM stafa said

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@cypherigon Did you look at the 2nd screen shot?
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:37PM Once known as Shadsy said

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They seriously missed out on the easy Call of Doody pun? Yikes, they need to get it together.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 8:15PM Sabrage said

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@Once known as Shadsy Or better yet, call of dukey
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:31PM Apsac D said

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@Sabrage

The King s**ts all over your horrible puns.
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:40PM onan said

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At first glance I thought it said it would be coming out in a "fail" window.

I'm pretty satisfied with that reading. If I go back now I'll just be disappointed.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:41PM Rob Liv said

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Using hats in a modern FPS with a less serious tone to show individuality in multiplayer game modes?

Sounds original.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:45PM Rather Dashing said

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@Rob Liv Good job. You deciphered the fact that something done as a bombastic, obscenely obvious parody was in some way linked to this other game. Good job! You get a gold star!
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:47PM PrimeSynergy said

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The fact this game, of all games, even has DLC is hilarious.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:54PM DeadInside said

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What a bunch of asshats.

Posted: Jul 27th 2011 2:34AM darkinchworm said

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@DeadInside
I don't think the hats go on Duke's ass...
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:55PM nerdydesi1 said

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This won't succeed. The multiplayer in Crysis 2 is already dead, the DLC maps there are worthless.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:57PM Repo Man said

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Haters gonna hate. I love this game and I'm VERY excited for some DLC.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 9:41PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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@Repo Man
And hatters gonna hat.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2011 4:09AM Twlvfngrs said

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@BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam

i like that pun
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 7:58PM Punisher M1911 said

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Sweet. That should be cool. At least they don't let horrible reception keep them down! A remake of time to kill would be cool...

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 8:10PM deaftly said

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Its not the worst game I've played this gen, that probably goes to Haze. The only preowned game i've ever returned to get my $10 back.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 8:43PM DaRabidDuckie said

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This is kind of like watching a dying fish flopping around. It's kind of sad. Can we put it out of its misery now?

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 8:44PM Jetleo1 said

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Funny, yes. Going to help the game's major flaws? Nope. It looks just like some salt in the wounds of the already disappointed. I don't care though, I have too big a backlog as it is and need to quit buying games, and DNF isn't even on the list if I do decide to add more games to the pile.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 8:46PM PointlessPuppies said

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Well, if this isn't the game sputtering off in a completely hollow attempt at parody and failing entirely, I don't know what is.

Yes, yes. This DLC is a "parody" of other, better games. No, it's not clever or funny. This is exactly that brand of trite, unfunny humor that pretends that it's funny not because of its situations, witty dialog, or writing, but simply because it references something else. "OH LOOK! HATS! LIKE TF2! WE'RE FUNNY! BECAUSE THIS IS LIKE TF2!" is neither clever nor funny.

I wish Gearbox would just give up already with DNF. It didn't work, just move on to something else.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 9:09PM wcarnation said

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@PointlessPuppies Can you at home spot the gamer who is totally clueless about what Duke Nukem is?
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 10:23PM PointlessPuppies said

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@wcarnation
Yep. You. Since when is Duke Nukem about unfunny "referential" humor?
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:31PM wcarnation said

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Posted: Jul 27th 2011 1:42AM PointlessPuppies said

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@wcarnation
You don't see the difference between those clips and this? Hint: one actually puts effort behind them and make for clever references, while the other just throws them out there with no real context or purpose.

Although I can't expect people to actually listen. Considering how so many people LOVE that kind of unfunny referential humor. So long as you recognize what it's referencing it's sure to be a funny, right?
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Posted: Jul 27th 2011 2:39AM darkinchworm said

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@PointlessPuppies
Referential humor and effort don't really go hand in hand... not trying to slight it at all, I love referential humor, but it isn't really ROFLMAO!!!-warranting humor with deep thought put into its delivery. It's just there to help you crack a smile. Which it seems like you seriously need to do.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2011 9:41AM YanDaMan said

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@PointlessPuppies
Thank you for your superior universal opinion who's better than others.

We'll be sure to ask you again to make sure if something should be funny to us or not.
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 9:06PM Powerlord said

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Given the name, I can't help but think the 2forts1bridge parody will involve more poop jokes. In addition to hats that is.

I would ask why they didn't do doublecross instead, but then the poop joke doesn't work, plus this entire game was a double cross, so it's be insulting their player base.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 10:26PM Yuutuu said

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In these comments: People who just played the demo or watched a trailer, and now joke about how its the worst game ever.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 10:30PM Cleric said

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@Yuutuu
I'm pretty sure the reviewers played more than the demo. Are you trying to tell me that Duke Nukem is some underappreciated masterpiece?
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 10:29PM Cleric said

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You see, Because Team Fortress has hats. It's a reference.

Hahahaha Hey Lois remember that time I played Duke Nukem? Hilarious!

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 10:58PM butthurt fanboy said

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I think I'll just wait for the GOTY edition

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:05PM KungFuChaosNinja said

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Ah, so much negativity. Don't worry, Duke, be happy.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:14PM ch3burashka said

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Duke Nukem just don't understand.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:17PM ChaosBladez said

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This was a terrible game. I'm surprised it has DLC coming out.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:51PM OneToughGuy said

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I don't know what quite to think of this...

Posted: Jul 27th 2011 12:01AM Mastadon said

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Duke Fortress 3D.

Posted: Jul 27th 2011 1:24AM False said

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Goddammit, Duke! Why couldn't THE REST OF YOUR GAME be as a clever as this DLC?

Posted: Jul 27th 2011 9:52AM OrangeGamer said

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I love DNF haters. Seriously.

It's like they hunt for people who like the game okay and yell "NO YOU DON'T NO YOU DON'T! YOU DON'T LIKE ITTTT!!!"

I keep expecting a mad gamer to pop out of my TV while I play it.:P

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