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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:04AM The Tim said

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If it has drop bears, then I'd run out and get a kinect TODAY

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:11AM BrownWing said

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@The Tim

I thought you would never find one in a zoo?

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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 1:12PM Mouthsmasher said

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Who cares about the bears, one of them's riding a Warthog! Time to run out and get your first Kinect Halo game!
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 1:32PM ch3burashka said

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@The Tim
Too soon...
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Posted: Jul 27th 2011 10:52AM Haggard said

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@Mouthsmasher
Think baby Chief riding on a pig would go viral?
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:04AM Epoque said

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NIER Now With Bears! (Let the masters show you how to catch a fish.)

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:28AM oOWallaceOo said

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@Epoque

Dead Or Alive: Xtreme 2 Now With Bears! (Just when you thought those Polygons couldn't get anymore Bare, now they are actually Bears)
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:09AM edofyingfilms said

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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:16AM Miranda Lawson said

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D'aww.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:16AM TheBatman4141 said

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Wasn't this game originally scheduled to come out in 2007 on the Wii?

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:19AM Altairio said

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Naughty Bear Now With Bears!

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:20AM BLipp18 said

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Bears are soulless, godless killing machines and the #1 threat to America. This obviously means Microsoft hates America and is trying to make our children believe bears are cute and cuddly, reducing our defenses to them in the future!

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:28AM ZexionArmando said

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You had me at Panda.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:31AM Pure Black World Tendency said

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I prefer "Now with Beers".

But then I guess they'd have to rename it Drunkimalz.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:33AM Mcmax3000 said

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I so want to play 'Dance Central Now With Bears!' now...

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:36AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Did it have lions already? I know it had tigers but bears? Oh My...

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:37AM darkinchworm said

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MLB 2K12 Now With Bears!

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 12:10PM Uncle Jesse said

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@darkinchworm

The Cubs are already in that game!
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 12:19PM Leo Stacks said

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@darkinchworm sadly Madden 12: now with bears doesn't work as well.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2011 4:20AM darkinchworm said

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@Uncle Jesse
After some research prompted by your response, it has come to my attention that, though the joke still barely works ("bearly" works?), I got my sports leagues mixed up. How do I put this...

http://www.sadtrombone.com/
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:39AM Ultima said

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TEKKEN!!! Now with... oh wait...

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 11:47AM Dance Mofo said

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RUN! RUN before the cutesy bears give weople lops and lops of hugs!

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 12:02PM byaboy said

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*BEARS OF WAR TEA* I MEAN 3

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 12:03PM Wwerate123 said

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Grand theft auto: Bear city!

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 12:03PM Pasty said

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Leisure Suit Larry Now with Bears!

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 12:04PM sigma8 said

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Dear Kinectimals people: If you're going to make your bears look fairly realistic, please don't make them smile, it just looks scary. You do this with cats, and everyone will see the Cheshire Cat. However, it is acceptable with Catbuses, because those are buses.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 12:06PM Once known as Shadsy said

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Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Now with Bears! Costs $50, can't be purchased as DLC, and has a single new stage.

As unnecessary as a new Kinectimals is, at least they had the sense to make it an add-on and a bundled retail game rather than a complete re-purchase.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 12:10PM leobebes said

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Red Dead Redemption Now with Bears...errr...oh wait...

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 12:54PM mrmojoz said

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Those bears are adorable.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 12:59PM Tegolin said

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Condemned 2 : Now with...
Nevermind

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 2:51PM broken 4th wall said

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@Tegolin

ha! classic level
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 1:08PM byaboy said

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WHINE THE POOH NOW WITH BEARS oh wait...

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 1:31PM Styli said

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@byaboy

Naughty Bear, Now With Bears!!
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 4:14PM byaboy said

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@Styli Where do game devs get these awesome ideas from?
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 1:21PM Altairio said

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@Ilikesoup

Take it easy Salinger. Why so serious?

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 1:28PM ch3burashka said

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But Wait! Order within the next 5 minutes, and not only will you get a second copy, absolutely free!, but we will include bears with your Kinectimals package! That's right! 2 Kinectimals and Bears, all for the low low price of 19.95!

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 1:49PM Hirsbrunner said

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Bears....Beets....Battlestar Galactica.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 1:52PM Once known as Shadsy said

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@Ilikesoup If you refer to people as a "cancer" and you aren't Agent Smith, you're either 12 or act like it.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 2:00PM Ample Salty said

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I'm sick of these constant Now With Bears attacks, it's like a freakin' country bear jamberoo around here!

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 2:08PM Styli said

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Along as they're not dropbears, we'll be fine

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 2:36PM Ebok007 said

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I can bearly contain my excitement! I burn eight copies of this to a CD, read plenty of funny comb jokes, I see if it's on a good sale, man, and then I proceed to play until four in the maulning.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 2:50PM PoisonedAl said

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So it has loins, tigers AND bears... Oh my!

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 2:55PM CaptainProtonX said

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@PoisonedAl

Loins will be for Kinectisex.
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 10:59PM PoisonedAl said

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@PoisonedAl HA! tyop fial tasic
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 4:09PM Mal F4cti0n said

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Bad timing, a guy was just killed and four teenagers mauled by bears recently.

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 4:16PM byaboy said

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@Mal F4cti0n Well thats what happens if winnie the pooh doesn't get his 5 a day (5 hundred gram of huny)
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Posted: Jul 27th 2011 10:54AM Haggard said

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@Mal F4cti0n
Games like this will only reinforce the view of bears as some kind of cute pettable beast. The more human contact they get, the more they seek it more, and the more we endanger them and ourselves.
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Posted: Jul 26th 2011 4:21PM OneToughGuy said

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DA BEARS

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 4:24PM Cynic04 said

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You might say they are "bearing an offer you can't refuse". Puns!

Posted: Jul 26th 2011 4:57PM Cafecito said

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Should've been like this from the start. That, or call the original game Kinecticats.

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