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Posted: Aug 5th 2011 10:07PM xiLeShadow said

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Creepy Computer Voice, PLAY:

"Are you prepared to suffer to save your son? ...... You have five minutes to cut off the last section of one of your fingers in front of the camera...."

Oh H*ll No...

Posted: Aug 5th 2011 10:52PM RazielReturNsXX said

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@xiLeShadow

That was EPIC...
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Posted: Aug 5th 2011 11:00PM Hunter141072 said

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@xiLeShadow

Too bad this new version with RELAXOVISION is going to be:

"Are you prepared to suffer to save your son? ......cool!!! come and get him!! we are here eating cake with GLADOOS, join the party and let´s play some chess!!! ...."

Oh H*ll No...
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Posted: Aug 5th 2011 10:08PM HardBoiled2009 said

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hmm figure the boobs and ass part would be cut out. also they better Leave the Press X to Jason in the game. :P

Posted: Aug 5th 2011 10:53PM mguniverse said

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@HardBoiled2009 Time to shower with our underwear on and have sex with our shirts on! Awwww yeahhhh!!
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Posted: Aug 5th 2011 10:08PM Andrew12h said

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What?
Does the plot revolve around an Origami maker who gave someone a paper cut now?

Posted: Aug 5th 2011 10:09PM rhododragon said

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Realistic defenseless violence?
killer: "Right-o I'm going to kill you now"
Victim: "I'd prefer that you didn't"
killer: "quite"

Posted: Aug 5th 2011 11:18PM Dooliss said

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Canadian Heavy Rain.
"Alright, eh, it's aboot tahm I that I kill you, eh?"
"I wouldn't like that."
"Oh. Sorry aboot that. You can leave now, eh?"
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Posted: Aug 5th 2011 10:12PM bigwhiteyeti said

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I'm gonna guess Madison's nudity got axed as well. Which is kind of disappointing. I know that they're looking to increase sales, but one of the great things about Heavy Rain was its unflinching adult tone. It's mature in content and subject matter, not just in a blood-and-guts-and-sex kinda way.

Posted: Aug 6th 2011 9:23AM jlarimore said

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@bigwhiteyeti If there is one thing I know about Europe, its that nudity is not an issue.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2011 10:14PM Tommy758 said

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What's the point? The game won't have the same emotional impact if they screw it up too much.

Posted: Aug 5th 2011 10:17PM Enigma7ic said

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JASON!

Posted: Aug 5th 2011 10:33PM A Sandwich said

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@Enigma7ic

*Now with less "JAAAAAAAAY-SUUUUUUUUN.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2011 10:38PM themisanthrope said

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Jason! Jason! JAYSUN.. Jason.. JAYYYYYYSUNNNNN.

Posted: Aug 5th 2011 11:03PM (Unverified) said

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The game should be renamed to Light Rain.

Posted: Aug 6th 2011 3:37AM sonicspike41 said

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It's still PEGI 16. Let's compromise and call it Medium Rain.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2011 12:42PM KanKan669 said

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@sonicspike41 I think in that case it would just be rain.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2011 11:08PM PointlessPuppies said

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Less sexy underwear during fight, more Eskimo outfits.

Posted: Aug 5th 2011 11:21PM Brian333 said

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That picture absolutely needs someone to insert a hard-to-find DSG. Get on it Joystiq.

Posted: Aug 5th 2011 11:25PM Premature ejaculation man said

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I think there will be no drills entering assumed private orifices in this.

Posted: Aug 5th 2011 11:26PM FriedConsole said

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Are they going to cut out all the quicktime events so I can just watch it like a movie?

Posted: Aug 5th 2011 11:30PM 2Slick said

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Another Tour de Jason, here he comes.

Posted: Aug 6th 2011 12:00AM Cavall said

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Ive created the General Rated Heavy Rain.

Jason! JAAASON!

Oh. here you are.

THE END.

Posted: Aug 6th 2011 12:05AM garnsr said

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This is coming out in Europe, where they care more about violence than sex, the opposite of our priorities in America. I'm not surprised they didn't mention the sex scene.

Posted: Aug 6th 2011 12:16AM Dooliss said

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I don't understand why I was downvoted, but whatever. Heavy Rain was good because it wasn't afraid to be mature, and now that's probably gone.

Posted: Aug 6th 2011 1:15AM A Sandwich said

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@Dooliss

No part of Heavy Rain was "mature". Unless your definition is somehow the complete opposite of the accepted dictionary definition.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2011 12:43PM KanKan669 said

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@A Sandwich Have you even PLAYED the game? SRSLY
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Posted: Aug 6th 2011 1:05PM gatotsu911 said

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@Dooliss
Violence, tits and soap opera melodrama =/= "mature".
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Posted: Aug 6th 2011 2:38PM A Sandwich said

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@KanKan669

I have, have you? Please fill me on what you perceived to be the mature parts. As far as I can tell, it was every bit as mature as half of a season of One Tree Hill.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2011 1:51AM Faris Hilton said

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Oh, I see where this is going.
"Super Heavy Rain Arcade Friendly Edition EX"

Posted: Aug 6th 2011 6:54PM Dooliss said

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@Faris Hilton
Don't forget the Turbo Arcade version
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Posted: Aug 6th 2011 7:40AM LarZen said

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This has to be some of the dumbest I have read in weeks....why should a game made for adult be censored so it "fitts" for children?

It aint like the Rambo movies wil be censored so it "fitts" for children is it?

Just one more move from the game industry that I just cant wrap my brain around....wil the industry EVER grow up?

Posted: Aug 6th 2011 12:44PM KanKan669 said

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@LarZen When you learn how to spell "fits".
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Posted: Aug 6th 2011 7:46AM Veyneru said

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Considering the original version was rated BBFC 15 here in the UK, I wouldn't be suprised if it wasn't released over here.

Posted: Aug 6th 2011 8:23AM RedRaptor82 said

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I really hope they have American actors do the various localizations with ridiculous accents that do not match their respective languages.

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