It all makes sense now -- North Korea's infamously deluded dictator, Kim Jong-il, wants to be king of the castle in NCsoft's MMO Lineage, completely explaining his fetishes for extravagance and naked discos. Kim has hired a team of hackers to farm Asian MMOs for in-game coin, which they sell online for cash IRL, according to South Korean officials. Kim's hackers hail from North and South Korea, and work with operatives in Northern China, four of which were arrested last week in Seoul for organizing a hacking squad of 30 people, authorities said.
In less than two years, the organizers made $6 million, 55 percent of which went to the hackers, and some of that to Kim's agents in Pyongyang, Seoul police said. Officials believe the hackers report to a mysterious Communist Party agency named Office 39, which earns money for Kim through drug trafficking, arms sales and other illegal activities. Kim's slush fund is worth billions, American and South Korean officials said, and he uses it, in part, to fund a nuclear weapons program. This is truly upsetting, because the only thing more depressing than a nuclear attack is a nuclear attack funded by MMOs.
Reader Comments (64)
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:04PM Acosta02 said
That's terrible; has he no Seoul?!
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:27PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
@Acosta02
Yes, he does, indeed, have no Seoul. Anju really wanted to bring that up?
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Yes, he does, indeed, have no Seoul. Anju really wanted to bring that up?
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 8:34PM Hunter141072 said
@Acosta02
For a moment i thought that was the CEO of EA getting ready lo launch Origin.
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For a moment i thought that was the CEO of EA getting ready lo launch Origin.
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:10PM andrewpoe said
Well, it's time to send in Team America to stop this.
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:35PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said
@andrewpoe
We'll need some force to take him down. He handed the American hero Hulk Hogan a smack down in the rap ring. Even with his tag team partner Randy Savage Kim showed how lethal he was on the mic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rE0-ek6MZA
This threat needs to be eliminated
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We'll need some force to take him down. He handed the American hero Hulk Hogan a smack down in the rap ring. Even with his tag team partner Randy Savage Kim showed how lethal he was on the mic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rE0-ek6MZA
This threat needs to be eliminated
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:37PM Wizardsofwaverly said
@andrewpoe America **** yeah! Here to save the ************* day Yeah
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Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:10PM King Johngie the Fourth said
What is this I don't even
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:12PM yingerman said
r u fr realz???
Posted: Aug 8th 2011 1:10PM MAINEiac4434 said
@yingerman I can't believe someone would intentionally bastardize the English language that bad and still have the gall to as k if something ing I'd "for real".
I have to ask you: dear sir, are you for real?
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I have to ask you: dear sir, are you for real?
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:15PM DevilSei said
Careful the next time you gank a gold-farmer!
You might just be killing some random noob, or you might be killing Kim Ill-Yong, the man responsible for paying for all of Kim Jong-il's fancy glasses!
You might just be killing some random noob, or you might be killing Kim Ill-Yong, the man responsible for paying for all of Kim Jong-il's fancy glasses!
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:16PM SaintV said
I can Diablo 3 with the new real money auction house is on their list of things to do.
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:22PM oOWallaceOo said
Great, now FOX News will publish a story about Video Games funding Nuclear Weapons Research
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:38PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
@oOWallaceOo
Sssssshhh You're gonna give them ideas.
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Sssssshhh You're gonna give them ideas.
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 7:25PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said
@oOWallaceOo
Waaaah Fox News, waaaaaaah.
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Waaaah Fox News, waaaaaaah.
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 7:28PM oOWallaceOo said
@Voltron
I'm sorry guys, it just sort of slipped out. I've reported the comment to try and get it taken down.
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I'm sorry guys, it just sort of slipped out. I've reported the comment to try and get it taken down.
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 8:07PM FakeKevinButler said
@oOWallaceOo
I upvoted your comment, then refreshed, then reported it.
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I upvoted your comment, then refreshed, then reported it.
Posted: Aug 8th 2011 1:47AM Jazzy Crunch said
@Ezio Auditore da Firenze
...Are you implying Fox News DOESN'T deserve the poop-flinging and crying directed at it and are somehow mocking people making jokes about it?
If you are, it explains a lot about your comments on this site. A lot. :/
If not, sorry to be a presumptuous ass!
On topic, this reminds me of the story about how Gold farmers in China actually bring in a good chunk of change...Scary to think I could be watching some gold farmer named asdherretadft who is not just working, but possibly funding nuclear weapons research. What a world!
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...Are you implying Fox News DOESN'T deserve the poop-flinging and crying directed at it and are somehow mocking people making jokes about it?
If you are, it explains a lot about your comments on this site. A lot. :/
If not, sorry to be a presumptuous ass!
On topic, this reminds me of the story about how Gold farmers in China actually bring in a good chunk of change...Scary to think I could be watching some gold farmer named asdherretadft who is not just working, but possibly funding nuclear weapons research. What a world!
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:25PM The Joy of Painting w Bob Ross said
I look forward to the headlines of: "Video Games Fund North Korean Nuclear Weapons Program" and the Onion special: "Lesbian Grandmother Enlists Hacking Army Because She Can't Work Her Computer".
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:46PM GuardianLegend2 said
I hope this story is just a bad joke the hackers are pulling on the South Korean police, but there was that IMF-sourced article a couple months ago that said that gold farming in MMOs is very lucrative compared to REAL farming in poor countries like China and North Korea.
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 8:31PM sigma8 said
@GuardianLegend2
The irony is that it's only lucrative because douchebags buy virtual gold online with their real moneys. So while the article could be "MMO's fund NK nuclear program", it might also more accurately be "EZ-mode brats who hate actually playing MMO's fund NK nuclear program".
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The irony is that it's only lucrative because douchebags buy virtual gold online with their real moneys. So while the article could be "MMO's fund NK nuclear program", it might also more accurately be "EZ-mode brats who hate actually playing MMO's fund NK nuclear program".
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:49PM Talos Izanagi said
We all knew MMOs were going to be the death of humanity it just came in a form we all did not expect. (partially)
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:49PM SmokemeaKipper said
Simple - We must ban MMOs
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 6:50PM Darki Dreamside said
Seriously you couldnt even make stuff like this up.
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 7:00PM Slomoshun said
Can we pweez keel him
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 7:20PM SonoTori said
"Officials believe the hackers report to a mysterious Communist Party agency named Office 39..."
This is far too good to be true. I wish I was there for the meeting to decide which number sounded coolest after 'Office'.
This is far too good to be true. I wish I was there for the meeting to decide which number sounded coolest after 'Office'.
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 7:27PM ailurus74 said
This is freaking ridiculous.
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 7:34PM LivingDream said
Does he have hoofs?
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 7:42PM ShadowXIII said
I give up.
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 8:35PM liquidsoap89 said
@ShadowXIII
pack it up boys... 2012 has come early.
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pack it up boys... 2012 has come early.
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 8:14PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
Are there enough idiots out there putting in real cash for cheating in a videogame that it can fund Rogue States? I suspected as much.
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 8:32PM psycros said
@Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect : yes, there are enough mentally ill children who will pay to burn through the content in pitifully easy games so they can run the same instances every day. Kim Jong il is probably among them, but at some point he figured out he was farming more than enough money to pay for his nineteen subscriptions and started buying yellow cake from China.
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Posted: Aug 7th 2011 8:23PM Unreal Armos said
My favorite part was when Joystiq linked to Gawker.
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 8:26PM Viiral said
ermm.. why do you guys post mmo sutff here? you have massively for that and they already posted this. :s
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 8:54PM Xero Theory said
@Viiral I don't go to Massively, as I'm not a big MMO or PC gamer, but I still found this story interesting and wouldn't of ever seen it if it was only reported on Massively. Answer your question?
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Posted: Aug 7th 2011 8:28PM Palacios said
This news along with Kim Jong-il is horrible but is anyone else also disturbed by his tiny little hoof like feet? I thought of the book Animal Farm and the "four legs good two legs better" line.
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 8:47PM poronponporin said
Is this for serious? That sounds like a hare-brained, get-rich-quick scheme from a sitcom, not the kind of stuff you'd expect a world-famous dictator to do.
Then again Kim jong Il is completely bananas and not even HE knows what he'd expect himself to do.
Then again Kim jong Il is completely bananas and not even HE knows what he'd expect himself to do.
Posted: Aug 8th 2011 12:33AM Crayola Q Pants ESQ said
@poronponporin I doubt Kim Jong Il knows or cares where the money comes from; he just tells his Office 39 "you know your job, get us some money" and they figure that part out themselves
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Posted: Aug 7th 2011 8:48PM eNriqeu said
Wait, everyone making jokes about korea, but, 6 million!?!?! from farming MMO's.
Man, I should start playing those games...
Man, I should start playing those games...
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 9:02PM ThePotato said
I don't know any witty Korean jokes... so...
Annyong?
Annyong?
Posted: Aug 7th 2011 9:31PM adr916 said
I want his awesome sunglasses!








