This could be dismissed as a charming flub, if only it was the first time Cain had used Pokemon lyrics in a political speech. Cain quotes the line on what appears to be his official website (attributing it to the 2000 Olympics closing song, which it's not), at his official campaign announcement in May, and at the Republican Leadership Conference in June. Maybe it's a secret message that if he wins the presidency, he'll replace all US court systems with Pokemon tournaments, because that's the only way to be sure justice is truly upheld. Maybe.
GOP presidential candidate quoted Pokemon: The Movie 2000. Four times.
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This could be dismissed as a charming flub, if only it was the first time Cain had used Pokemon lyrics in a political speech. Cain quotes the line on what appears to be his official website (attributing it to the 2000 Olympics closing song, which it's not), at his official campaign announcement in May, and at the Republican Leadership Conference in June. Maybe it's a secret message that if he wins the presidency, he'll replace all US court systems with Pokemon tournaments, because that's the only way to be sure justice is truly upheld. Maybe.
Reader Comments (101)
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 10:36AM SpaceSpace said
If he continues quoting Pokemon, he can count my vote as one of his.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2011 10:12PM (Unverified) said
@SpaceSpace
Well, at least I know whose vote I'll be counterbalancing...
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Well, at least I know whose vote I'll be counterbalancing...
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 10:44AM whatisdelicious said
@SonoTori "Also, I totally found this Team Rocket badge in my opponent's headquarters. Think about it."
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Posted: Aug 13th 2011 11:02AM thedisagree said
@SonoTori "To get your votes is my real test, to become president is my caaaaaause."
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Posted: Aug 13th 2011 11:40AM MystcLazrDragon said
@thedisagree I say no to No Child Left behind because "you teach me and I'll teach you...*cough*POOOKEEEEMOON*cough*"
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Posted: Aug 15th 2011 2:15PM ShivanSwordsman said
@Yothe
No, he's going to paint the whitehouse Pikablu!
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No, he's going to paint the whitehouse Pikablu!
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 11:37AM AutobotIronhide said
@eat it
"politicians are a joke anymore"
what is this I don't even
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"politicians are a joke anymore"
what is this I don't even
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 12:47PM eat it said
@AutobotIronhide
I'm sorry you may have misread the article. Here's part of it again:
"This could be dismissed as a charming flub, if only it was the first time Cain had used Pokemon lyrics in a political speech.Cain quotes the line on what appears to be his official website (attributing it to the 2000 Olympics closing song, which it's not), at his official campaign announcement in May, and at the Republican Leadership Conference in June."
you see, he's in politics, and he's a joke. and this article helps prove that.
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I'm sorry you may have misread the article. Here's part of it again:
"This could be dismissed as a charming flub, if only it was the first time Cain had used Pokemon lyrics in a political speech.Cain quotes the line on what appears to be his official website (attributing it to the 2000 Olympics closing song, which it's not), at his official campaign announcement in May, and at the Republican Leadership Conference in June."
you see, he's in politics, and he's a joke. and this article helps prove that.
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 1:03PM AutobotIronhide said
@eat it
I was mocking your grammar, not your opinion.
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I was mocking your grammar, not your opinion.
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 9:57PM Xero Theory said
@dsp4 Synonym for cronyism is nepotism. Learned that from The Office.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2011 10:48PM Chareth Cutestory said
@Xero Theory
Actually, nepotism implies a familial relationship as the justification for getting a job.
What an educational comments section this has become!
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Actually, nepotism implies a familial relationship as the justification for getting a job.
What an educational comments section this has become!
Posted: Aug 15th 2011 12:06AM broken 4th wall said
@Dale P
you'll notice a lot of dumb people in America saying dumb shit. it's just how it is. go to Texas if you want to see lots of fat asses who like to drive like they're fat and scoot around in motor shopping carts because they're too obese to walk. check out California if you want to see lots of completely pretentious, yet "artistic", asshats that enjoy the smell of their own farts. venture down South if you want to get molested in the forest by random woodsmen that will refer to you as "Piggy" while they ram you in the ass and put red marks on your buttocks. head up to Seattle if you want to mingle with a bunch of quasi-Socialists who have great drugs.
hell, a perfect example that America is now almost completely r3tarded can be found in our modern music. just listen to it for Chrissakes! the zombie apocalypse is obviously extremely nigh.
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you'll notice a lot of dumb people in America saying dumb shit. it's just how it is. go to Texas if you want to see lots of fat asses who like to drive like they're fat and scoot around in motor shopping carts because they're too obese to walk. check out California if you want to see lots of completely pretentious, yet "artistic", asshats that enjoy the smell of their own farts. venture down South if you want to get molested in the forest by random woodsmen that will refer to you as "Piggy" while they ram you in the ass and put red marks on your buttocks. head up to Seattle if you want to mingle with a bunch of quasi-Socialists who have great drugs.
hell, a perfect example that America is now almost completely r3tarded can be found in our modern music. just listen to it for Chrissakes! the zombie apocalypse is obviously extremely nigh.
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 10:52AM AutobotIronhide said
I was planning on voting for Herman Cain anyway, he seems like he has the right business experience to run the country. I'm afraid to tell people that though, considering my state's governor is Republican and he's been gathering controversy all over the country ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Walker )
Oh, and nice use of ZH.
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Oh, and nice use of ZH.
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 1:29PM A Sandwich said
@RX3115
Are you saying that videogame writers can't be poets!?
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Are you saying that videogame writers can't be poets!?
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 10:52AM mistahnuff said
It's funny and all but Ron Paul gets my vote. If anyone actually watched the debate he spoke more consistent political truth than any presidential candidate I've ever heard.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2011 4:04PM CamelCamelCamel said
@mistahnuff I'm a progressive, but yeah, I could vote for him if I was drunk. He's honest, and he has a coherent philosophy instead of an incoherent dogma (even if that philosophy runs counter to things like, oh, the Civil Rights Act).
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Posted: Aug 13th 2011 10:57AM MEMgrizzlies7 said
@Yuglyoshi
That was way too much of a stretch. Maybe I could raichu some better pokemon puns.
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That was way too much of a stretch. Maybe I could raichu some better pokemon puns.
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 11:17AM oOWallaceOo said
@MEMgrizzlies7
It was pretty farfetch'd, Ekans-ee what how was going for though.
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It was pretty farfetch'd, Ekans-ee what how was going for though.
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 11:20AM oOWallaceOo said
@oOWallaceOo
Ho-Oh, I am a bit Drowzee. That how should be he
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Ho-Oh, I am a bit Drowzee. That how should be he
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 11:35AM The Joy of Painting w Bob Ross said
@oOWallaceOo
All of these puns are onixceptable.
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All of these puns are onixceptable.
Posted: Aug 13th 2011 1:06PM AutobotIronhide said
@Yuglyoshi
I'd make a pun too, but I'm afraid it would be Trubbish. (ok, that was terrible)
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I'd make a pun too, but I'm afraid it would be Trubbish. (ok, that was terrible)
Posted: Aug 15th 2011 12:26AM broken 4th wall said
@McWilly
i thought that was what people said about Liberals. statistically speaking, Liberals do tend to come from a more ignorant, uneducated background. i don't swing either way but hey, if you're going to talk shit at least get your facts sorted out.
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i thought that was what people said about Liberals. statistically speaking, Liberals do tend to come from a more ignorant, uneducated background. i don't swing either way but hey, if you're going to talk shit at least get your facts sorted out.
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