Don't you think your day-to-day life could be a little bit more extreme
? Wouldn't your lazy Sunday morning be more interesting if your pajamas were made out of broken glass, or if your bowl of Count Chocula was on fire?
Your life is so not extreme
, in fact, that we figure your plans for today didn't even begin
to include day-glo-green squirrel suits and ludicrously, terrifyingly insane mountains.
Thankfully, this new MotionSports Adrenaline
trailer and its accompanying screenshots are here to fix everything that's wrong with your boring, shamefully parkour-less existence.