You and Deathspank need a fresh start. Sure, you've had a lot of fun in his last two games, no one's trying to deny that. But there's ... a certain distance that neither of you can ignore. He's ready to change, though. He's so committed to the new beginning that he's dropped his name from The Baconing. It's not just about him, anymore ... it's about the both of you.
And even though he'll be involved with a big PSN promotion when he launches on Aug. 30, he's not going to make 360 owners wait for him. That's the sort of thing the old Deathspank would have done. The new Deathspank is going to get up the very next day, put on six multicolored thongs and launch on XBLA on Aug. 31.
And if you should notice him swinging his sword just a little harder as you look on, or reaching further than normal for a pun, just know ... that's him trying.
Reader Comments (7)
Posted: Aug 18th 2011 8:35AM RyanS said
Bacon-effing-tastic.
Looking forward to playing el numero tres. The first 2 were great.
Looking forward to playing el numero tres. The first 2 were great.
Posted: Aug 18th 2011 9:33AM FakeJamaican said
love Deathspank!
Posted: Aug 18th 2011 10:48AM twocows said
I read this and my mind went straight to Kevin Bacon.
Posted: Aug 18th 2011 2:14PM Marco le Polo said
I saw the picture then read the article, which did confirm that he is holding purple panties above his head a la "Sweet Sixteen" esque panty displayance.
Posted: Aug 18th 2011 3:00PM 343 Guilty Fart said
Oh man, I just knew that link was to the Shatner song, great!
Posted: Aug 18th 2011 3:56PM nightripper said
@Dickhole Pasta I love the humor from the last two deathspank games and the gameplay was fun lots of weapons,crazy people,odd side quests and goofy monsters it had me laughing often while I played and I think the new title is hilarious but,if the humor isn't for you then maybe it's not a game for you





