This is not a test: Portal turrets light up Bastion via Steam
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If the humble hack 'n slash game Bastion needed one thing to take it from great to awesome, it was more Portal turrets. In a quest exclusive to the Steam version of Bastion, The Kid uses a Gel Cannister marked with the Aperture Science logo that contains "a viscous substance of unknown origin" to portal friendly sentry turrets into battle. The result is pretty glorious, as you can see in the video above.
If it's any consolation, the turret at the end seems just as confused about its existence in Bastion as we were, but it's not nearly as giddy with excitement.
[Thanks for the video, Michael!]
Reader Comments (32)
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 3:40PM HengstCPUGamer said
This is the type of cool extra that now makes me consider buying the game on Steam as well. Too cool.
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 3:41PM The Blank Mage Returns said
Portal turrets that aren't trying to kill me?
....It's suspicious. It's too suspicious. They're up to something.
....It's suspicious. It's too suspicious. They're up to something.
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 3:44PM DevilSei said
"Don't get her too excited now, no tellin' what she'll do..."
Wished someone could of told me that warning before with my ex...
Wished someone could of told me that warning before with my ex...
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 3:52PM SisypheanLife said
I love it when Valve does little cross-over things like this.
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 3:53PM lol speedboat said
Steam version? Then what's up with the X, B, and Right trigger icons in the user interface?
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 3:57PM xiLeShadow said
@lol speedboat
It is called using a controller.
Unlike consoles, you can use various amounts of controlling devices on PC.
You aren't limited to Keyboard and Mouse.
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It is called using a controller.
Unlike consoles, you can use various amounts of controlling devices on PC.
You aren't limited to Keyboard and Mouse.
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 4:38PM lol speedboat said
@xiLeShadow
Yeah I know you can use controllers on PC. I wasn't aware that controllers actually changed the UI.
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Yeah I know you can use controllers on PC. I wasn't aware that controllers actually changed the UI.
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 4:51PM SisypheanLife said
@lol speedboat
Its pretty typical for any game that also has a console release. The UI change takes minimal effort after detecting that you're using a controller. While I don't use a controller on my PC for many games, for the few that I do (usually platforming or games with driving), its a welcome bonus.
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Its pretty typical for any game that also has a console release. The UI change takes minimal effort after detecting that you're using a controller. While I don't use a controller on my PC for many games, for the few that I do (usually platforming or games with driving), its a welcome bonus.
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 3:54PM KGameLover1 said
Dang, bought it on Xbox already... FUUUUUUU
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 3:58PM KazamaSogetsu said
"Giddy" is right. That's just too awesome.
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 4:18PM Gillium said
Sweet.
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 4:20PM SpecBlank said
They're after my cake!
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 4:28PM ItsameMatt03 said
Please make this DLC for the 360 version! I want this!
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 4:35PM Decanus said
hmm . . . was the "i expected gordon" line a hint toward the expected crossover of portal and half life?
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 4:36PM SilverPR said
Making the PC version the most complete version of Bastion, Valve, you got yourself another Steam purchase.
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 4:46PM MystcLazrDragon said
This was a triumph.
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 5:00PM KGameLover1 said
@MystcLazrDragon
I'm making a note here, huge success.
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I'm making a note here, huge success.
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 7:27PM colonel juju said
@trinica Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can.
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Posted: Aug 20th 2011 11:22PM ThatGuyFromTV said
@colonel juju For the good of all of us... except the ones who are dead.
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Posted: Aug 21st 2011 1:03AM CamisadoRush said
@ThatGuyFromTV
But there's no sense crying over every C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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But there's no sense crying over every C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 5:04PM deathaddled said
Looking for more videos of this found "A Bone to Pick with Cave"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVHn0eyGZAA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVHn0eyGZAA
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 5:09PM deathaddled said
@deathaddled it's pretty ridiculous actually just heard the whole thing
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Posted: Aug 20th 2011 7:58PM (Unverified) said
Reddit user here. I posted the source link and my friend took the screenshot.
The original Steam screenshot he took (on his profile): http://cloud.it.cx/9SkT
It's kind of awesome how this made it to a Joystiq source link.
The original Steam screenshot he took (on his profile): http://cloud.it.cx/9SkT
It's kind of awesome how this made it to a Joystiq source link.
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 10:56PM Knives Chau said
WHO ARE YOU?!
god i love the turrets :3
god i love the turrets :3
Posted: Aug 21st 2011 4:36PM LadyRiven said
This is fantastic! Now I'm extra glad I have the Steam version of Bastion. I freaking love this game. :)






