Rucks, a.k.a. the narrator from Bastion, is a learned man, capable of technological wizardry and spinning a good tale. He's not the only one of his kind, though, as proven by this video in which Rucks takes none other than Aperture Science founder Cave Johnson to task.
Rucks, a.k.a. the narrator from Bastion, is a learned man, capable of technological wizardry and spinning a good tale. He's not the only one of his kind, though, as proven by this video in which Rucks takes none other than Aperture Science founder Cave Johnson to task.
Reader Comments (17)
Posted: Aug 23rd 2011 8:22AM ouenwoof said
There just isn't a metaphor in the world that can describe how amazing this is.
Posted: Aug 23rd 2011 8:25AM thatonlineatron said
Kid is pleased with what he sees. Lets a sound of joy escape.
Posted: Aug 23rd 2011 8:33AM alfighter27 said
Combination of two of my favorite games of 2011 so far. Awesome.
Posted: Aug 23rd 2011 8:43AM FreakSheet said
Cave Johnson: "HOW DARE YOU INSULT CAVE JOHNSON!
I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
WITH A LEMON!"
I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
WITH A LEMON!"
Posted: Aug 23rd 2011 10:10AM bigwhiteyeti said
@FreakSheet
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Posted: Aug 23rd 2011 11:16AM Accessgranted said
@FreakSheet
Uh you mean BURN his house down right? lol.
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Uh you mean BURN his house down right? lol.
Posted: Aug 23rd 2011 9:08AM (Unverified) said
Now we need Cave Johnson commenting on Andrew Ryan.
Posted: Aug 23rd 2011 9:11AM Jenks said
I hope there's a rebuttal, J K Simmons is the man.
Posted: Aug 23rd 2011 9:50AM Hong Dong said
Whenever I say "scumbags" from now on, I have to say it in Rucks voice. Fantastic.
Posted: Aug 23rd 2011 11:00AM Enosoma said
Yeah... what?
Posted: Aug 23rd 2011 11:19AM Goldenspiral said
Could Cave Johnson possibly be a new Valve spokesperson the same way Kevin Butler is for Sony? Please?
Posted: Aug 23rd 2011 11:32AM Dick Socrates said
It's like it was designed specifically to make nerds orgasm.
My pants are bone dry.
My pants are bone dry.
Posted: Aug 23rd 2011 11:48AM andrewpoe said
You find a weighted companion cube, plant it!
Posted: Aug 23rd 2011 12:12PM Sam Fisher said
That was so awesome. :D
Posted: Aug 23rd 2011 12:25PM darthinfamous said
So, hypothetically speaking of course, could the calamity be the apocalypse alluded to in Portal 2?
Posted: Aug 24th 2011 1:12PM mcnichoj said
From the YouTube comments:
Does this imply that Rucks is the man Cave told to build a "special safety door" that wouldn't hit him on the butt on his way out before firing him? (hypothetically speaking of course)
Does this imply that Rucks is the man Cave told to build a "special safety door" that wouldn't hit him on the butt on his way out before firing him? (hypothetically speaking of course)
