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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:12PM Vuvuzelas said

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is that supposed to be gabe in the picture?

he should be about 500 pounds heavier

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:13PM Faenix said

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@Vuvuzelas

Internet meme image, of sorts
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:16PM Apollo26 said

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@Vuvuzelas

Everytime you make a fat joke about Gabe, he delays episode 3 by 2 months.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:21PM Arsenic13 said

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@Vuvuzelas And you wonder why Half Life 3 is still not announced. Jerk.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:27PM Special Agent Bob said

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@Apollo26
And in valve time that equals to about 6 months.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:28PM bxgt said

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@Apollo26 In that case it's never coming out.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:30PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@Vuvuzelas

Because of all the money in his pockets...amirite?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 9:18PM Haggard said

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@bxgt
Through the power of collective fat jibing, we now have to wait until Q3 of the year one quintillion, although this may shift to Q1 of the next year to make some room for the heat death of the universe.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 9:52PM Slomoshun said

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@Vuvuzelas

LOL..the amount of jealousy from Gabe haters is astounding. You do know he's Valve right? Probably the best Publisher/Developer in the business.

I only wish they wouldn't extend Steam to your crappy consoles so you'll never know what you've been missing. Sadly, money talks.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 11:39PM JustinSaneV2 said

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@Slomoshun
Valve technically isn't a publisher.
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 2:21AM Courtney said

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@JustinSaneV2

Valve is actually a publisher, who has a distribution agreement with EA to distribute the physical copies of their games. There's a difference between publishing and distribution.

Valve even lists itself as a publisher in the Steam database:

http://store.steampowered.com/publisher/Valve
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:12PM INDIEcisivevyle said

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mee dontt knoww!

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:12PM Faenix said

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Steam in portal 2 was very very awesome.

I honestly hope more multiplatform games that are also on steam implement it.

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:13PM Haikiba said

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Meme maker pictures on articles?

Like for real?

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:54PM RichardMitchell said

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@Haikiba

I made this all by myself, thank you very much.

Well, except for the stick man. And the background.

I added the letters though! And I totally outlined them in black. Which is super hard to do. Like the hardest.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 9:14PM mywhitenoise said

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@RichardMitchell
Please don't do it again, I just blocked all these memes from Reddit, and now they're on Joystiq!?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 9:19PM Ellimem said

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@mywhitenoise

If you don't want memes, you better get the hell off of the internet.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 9:34PM PR0F3TA said

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@mywhitenoise

NO U
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 12:12AM johnvonhugendong said

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@mywhitenoise
" I just blocked all these memes from Reddit"
See the first mistake that makes you a dumb ass is you went on reddit.
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 9:37AM mywhitenoise said

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@johnvonhugendong
haha! The community on Joystiq is worse than the massive community on Reddit. That's saying a lot.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:14PM ANOTHERE said

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Xbox Live is already amazing as it is, Microsoft have no use for Steam.

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:16PM bxgt said

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@ANOTHERE Everyone could learn a thing or two from steam sales. I just bought myself a second copy of borderlands.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:22PM Arsenic13 said

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@ANOTHERE Xbox is my prime consoles, and my ps3 is strictly for exclusives. But because of MS's dumb policies, I got Portal 2 on PS3. Stop being a fanboy.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:26PM Chareth Cutestory said

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@ANOTHERE

Amazingly overpriced?

Amazingly obtuse?

Amazingly difficult to navigate?

Amazingly restrictive?

I guess Live is pretty amazing.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:29PM Vuvuzelas said

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@Chareth Cutestory have you actually used Live?

it don't sound like it
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 9:12PM Tommy758 said

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@ANOTHERE Your contradicting yourself. Xbox Live is a great online service but combined with Steam it would be amazing.
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 3:58AM ChainSmoker said

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@Chareth Cutestory Difficult to navigate? Yeah if your 2 years old .. I honestly found PS3 & Steam both hard to navigate through .. I own a PS3 now though and use steam occasionally for old games like SW:ToR or even Star Trek: Online now
Amazingly over priced? If you think Xbox is over priced at 200$ or whatever the price is at the moment.. I laugh at you.. PS3 costs more than this and a PC you'll be forking at least 700-1400$ for a computer to run high end games. And then you constantly have to upgrade or buy new parts when something goes wrong ..Restrictive? The only thing restrictive about Xbox 360 is facebook.. Can't do much on facebook via xbox .. I guess you can say facebook on 360 is difficult to navigate as well.. But does steam have facebook integrated? Nope .. You can only link your facebook account to steam
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 4:45AM Chichok said

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@Vuvuzelas
And yet have you used Steam? It's superior in every way.
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 6:13AM jackal said

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@ChainSmoker

"PC you'll be forking at least 700-1400$ for a computer to run high end games. And then you constantly have to upgrade or buy new parts when something goes wron"

The myth of the super expensive, perpetually upgraded PC has been put to rest on this site dozens of times. You clearly don't know what you're talking about in regards to the platform, so would you kindly refrain from referring to specifics about something you don't understand? I guess what I'm trying to say is...keep your troll hole shut.
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 10:37AM MEGATOOL said

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@bxgt That's ok. If Steam is so great that it makes you by the same game twice, I don't want it. I would rather only pay once for a game.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:14PM bxgt said

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While i do agree with gabe you have to hand it to microsoft, they are tight with restrictions but they keep a tight watch on there stuff. I remember being ecstatic about buying portal 2 on the ps3 then i go to redeem my free steam copy only to find out i couldn't do shit because psn was down.

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:24PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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@bxgt

Well that's really a different issue all together. The servers got hacked so I don't think you can really hold that against valve.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:26PM bxgt said

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@Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell
And there goes my point, valve tried to do something nice and got screwed over in the end. Not saying it's sony's fault either but sometimes being a tight ass is for the better when it comes to security.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:36PM taxmaster said

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@bxgt

How was being a tight ass better in that situation? PS3 owners still got a free PC copy when PSN came back up, and Xbox gamers never got it at all. While the servers were down PS3 users were still able to play their PS3 copy offline just as any Xbox user would.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:39PM mahouneko said

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@bxgt
So... what happens if someone DDOS-ed and then hacks into XBL?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:53PM Kimchi Kommando said

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@bxgt

What on Earth does that have to do with Steam and giving developers and their consumers a flexible network? I think you're taking a clever cheap shot at PSN to undercut the current and future success of an almost open source relationship for developers on PSN. What's even sadder is you got upvoted.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:56PM MystcLazrDragon said

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@bxgt Ugh don't remind me about that, I dropped so many f-bombs when I tried to redeem my steam copy and get in some mutliplayer.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:58PM Kimchi Kommando said

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@bxgt

You have Megadeth as your avatar, but I think that comment is a complete opposite of what that band stand for. So you prefer a "police state" type network cause you perceive it to be safer and to send you? I'm sure you'd be the first in line to hand in your liberty for the illusion of comfort.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:58PM bxgt said

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@Kimchi Kommando Well the more flexibility you give the more holes you create.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 9:04PM Kimchi Kommando said

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@mahouneko

Networks get compromised daily and there have been successful attacks on banks and government networks. The PSN attack was handled poorly but ultimately contained, but that doesn't matter it will be infinite fodder for fanboys for a while.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 9:10PM Kimchi Kommando said

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@bxgt

WTF are you talking about? Those are two vastly different things. Open policy for development really means a MMO friendly environment or not forcing developers to charge for content that would otherwise be free. The other means fixing loopholes and exploits in network code. The PSN breach had absolutely NOTHING to do with Sony's open policy for products like Steam.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 9:17PM Kimchi Kommando said

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@bxgt

Microsoft's policy for Live is to funnel all content through their market place for profit and control. This is why Microsoft has shifted focus from Windows to Live because the former is losing to competition on an open market place: the internet. Where as Xbox Live is this isolated and isolated economy which they have absolute control over. If Microsoft can not control the internet and stop future Googles from competing then they have simply isolated a portion that they can.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 9:19PM Kimchi Kommando said

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@Kimchi Kommando

isolated and insulated*
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 9:46PM mahouneko said

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@Kimchi Kommando
I know that. I was just curious about how he would rage and fume when his beloved XBL goes down due to its servers being compromised.

Regardless, his silence on the matter speaks volumes about his hypocrisy.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:15PM CaptainProtonX said

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XBox Mother Brain: "free content....does not compute......DOES NOT COMPUTE! KILL KILL KILL!"

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 9:45PM This Little Man Says His Name Is said

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@CaptainProtonX

Because there's never been a game which has released content for free...

Oh wait there's burnout paradise, AC brotherhood, TDU2, the list goes on...
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 10:45PM Colin said

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@This Little Man Says His Name Is

...all of which were released for PS3, and therefore would have placed Microsoft at a competitive disadvantage. It's the same reason Xbox owners get Portal 2 DLC for free. Microsoft doesn't want to make Sony the more attractive choice for multiplatform.

But if a game's exclusive they don't give a shit, unless you print money from it.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 10:52PM Kage25 said

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@Colin Xbox owners getting free Portal 2 DLC isn't going to make it any more attractive since PS3 owners will get access to a lot more.
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 7:46AM This Little Man Says His Name Is said

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@Colin

Team Fortress 2 is part of the Orange Box on 360 and PS3. So it's available on both platforms.
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 8:37AM Colin said

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@This Little Man Says His Name Is

Yes, I know, but the PS3 port wasn't handled by Valve, and they themselves said that they were basically leaving it to die. There were never plans to update TF2 on the PS3, but they were really hopeful about the 360.
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