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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:14PM CaptainProtonX said

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Awesomeness. I'm all for equal opportunity misery.

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:20PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@CaptainProtonX

Finally...some Captain on Captain action. All we're missing is Uncle Jesse. Where is that magnificent hunk of man meat?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:28PM CaptainProtonX said

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@Captain Planet Planeteer Power

He's having a threesome with his comb and mirror.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:52PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@CaptainProtonX

Which begs the question...do I get to "love" myself in Skyrim?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:09PM Uncle Jesse said

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@CaptainProtonX

Did someone say threesome?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:17PM PedoJokerBear said

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@Uncle Jesse

i sure did today.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:31PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@Uncle Jesse

:dims lights:

:hits "record" on camera:
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:32PM Special Agent Bob said

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@Captain Planet Planeteer Power
well you are made from the elements so...
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 9:10PM CaptainProtonX said

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@Special Agent Bob

...there's a fire in his underpants.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 10:45PM ironneko said

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@Captain Planet Planeteer Power

I'm sorry, but this was just too appropiate not to link: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6582695/john-stamos-guide-to-cuddling
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 12:07AM pluupy said

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@ironneko
...so you're saying we need Bob Saget?
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 3:30AM ComedyInK said

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@CaptainProtonX

I came here to just read some Dbag gay bashing. . . I see the Joystick community is much more open than the some other sites!
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 11:13AM gatotsu911 said

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@CaptainProtonX
Best opening comment thread ever.
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 12:04PM BananaBoat said

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@Captain Planet Planeteer Power - I'm coming over. I'm bringing whipped cream and cherries.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:15PM Hunter141072 said

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And what about Bi-sexual characters??? i want my female sonja to bang both a goblin and a princess, don´t tell me i can´t do that???? MAN!!! they always leave the important stuff out of the game, or for an expansion.

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:17PM CaptainProtonX said

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@Hunter141072

The Skyrim Job DLC.

No holes barred!
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:19PM Special Agent Bob said

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@CaptainProtonX
Skyrim DLC Lube
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:29PM Colin said

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@Special Agent Bob

Horse Armor DLC, amirite?

Wait, I don't get it.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:07PM pluupy said

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@Hunter141072
Makes you wonder if there will be children in this game.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:08PM original fred said

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@CaptainProtonX
I demand that this both be DLC and be the name of said DLC. I will spare no expense making this a reality and will not rest until it is so.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:18PM PedoJokerBear said

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@pluupy
i hope so.
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 2:54AM kentuckyfried said

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@pluupy

You sick bastard, you. =D
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 5:07AM MrAlex said

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@CaptainProtonX

STOP RIGHT THERE YOU COMICAL SCUM!
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:19PM Special Agent Steve said

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Lesbians. Confirmed.
Day one buy (as if it wasn't already).

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 11:31PM OrangeGamer said

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@Special Agent Steve I'll drink to that! Mead, of course!:)
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:19PM Eclipse said

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My only thought - who the heck would care to get married in a game like this?

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:21PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@Eclipse

People like me who live in the dirt.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:24PM Fermie Prime said

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@Eclipse I once spent 3 hours straight picking flowers in Oblivion. Does that answer your question?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:28PM Apakal said

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@Eclipse

I have to agree. I could care less about marriage in games. I thought it was funny to see Fable families with a million kids running around, but its not something I would ever waste the time on.

But hey, if it floats your boat, have at it.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:31PM Faceless Troll said

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@Eclipse Missed out on Fable 2 and 3 I take it?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:32PM CaptainProtonX said

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@Captain Planet Planeteer Power

I thought you lived in the hearts of all the people who care about Mother Earth and all her unique species.

Or preferably in the short-shorts of the Russian chick.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:32PM Tommy758 said

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@Eclipse It adds emotion in games. Like in Fable 2, at the end when I had to decide between bring back my family and dog, lots of money or save the people is a hard decision.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:35PM ANOTHERE said

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@Tommy758

I chose one got the achievement, dashboarded and repeated for the other two options :)
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:35PM xiLeShadow said

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@Apakal

So you do care...
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:54PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@CaptainProtonX

That's all marketing man.








But yeah, I'm totally tapping Linka.







Russin chicks will do ANYTHING...







You know what I mean...











in the butt.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:05PM pluupy said

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@Eclipse
Well it's a roleplaying game that lets you do whatever you want. It's one of the main selling points. To be able to do whatever you want is kinda the point. Now excuse me while I go marry a rock.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:07PM CaptainProtonX said

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@Captain Planet Planeteer Power

**Planeteer Fist Bump**
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 10:18PM swooded said

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@Captain Planet Planeteer Power
My wife just asked me what made me laugh so randomly, so I explained. Then this happened. Thanks for that.
Actual LOL FTW.
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 6:11PM Balthier said

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@Apakal

You mean you couldN'T care less....If you could care less that means you care a bit.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:25PM Lone Starr said

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The government isn't involved, it should be a non-issue. If someone really finds this avenue of story-telling reprehensible, the simple solution is to not buy it (or even not make that decision in game).

But I imagine this issue won't be that simple.

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:26PM Dizazter said

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Brace for protesters!
Need to get same sex marriage in some Big Game Hunter or Nascar games, that'd be something.

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:32PM ANOTHERE said

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@Dizazter

Only hot lesbians should be allowed to marry as lesbians are hot.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:01PM pluupy said

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@ANOTHERE
If that's the case, then I demand there to be gay male marraige.
I find gay men hot.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:27PM shadowhowl1900 said

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what about dragons? I mean id like to mount one and ride it all day

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:02PM pluupy said

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@shadowhowl1900
Dragons are apparently sentient creatures. (don't let their unethical destruction and massive murder of the local area fool you, there's logic behind it!) So maybe no riding. It'll hurt their feelings.

...Five bucks says a mod will be made to incorporate it, though.
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Posted: Aug 26th 2011 12:56AM ToastyBiggins said

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@pluupy

Unless the dragon's into it too.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:31PM zack11190 said

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I didn't even know that there was any marriage at all. Seems pretty cool, as long as it isn't like Fable.

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 7:31PM GordoJones88 said

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I'd hit it.

Posted: Aug 25th 2011 8:04PM pluupy said

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Yeah, that rock formation totally turns me on.
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