If you've spent a considerable amount of time with Deus Ex: Human Revolution, then you know protagonist Adam Jensen is in need of a new bathroom mirror. His landlord isn't really making much of an effort to replace it, though. This, as you can imagine, upsets Mr. Jensen just a tad.
If you've spent a considerable amount of time with Deus Ex: Human Revolution, then you know protagonist Adam Jensen is in need of a new bathroom mirror. His landlord isn't really making much of an effort to replace it, though. This, as you can imagine, upsets Mr. Jensen just a tad.
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Posted: Aug 29th 2011 4:51PM kentuckyfried said
hahah
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 4:53PM Sled said
lol have you guys hacked into that computer?
It says the mirror is in the shop and has been waiting for pick up for weeks
It says the mirror is in the shop and has been waiting for pick up for weeks
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 4:58PM Faceless Troll said
@Sled I hacked it last night just because nobody was behind the counter. The fact that civilians cower in fear just because you hacked a machine (and don't react until you do) makes me lol.
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Posted: Aug 29th 2011 7:41PM LEONLEONLEON said
@Sled
Yeah! she is such a bitch! I read that email a couple of times to see if i read it right. She is trolling Jensen!
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Yeah! she is such a bitch! I read that email a couple of times to see if i read it right. She is trolling Jensen!
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 7:41PM R Planteer said
@Sled
I too, saw this.
Needless to say, afterwards the secertary....
*Puts on sunglasses*
Needed replacement.
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I too, saw this.
Needless to say, afterwards the secertary....
*Puts on sunglasses*
Needed replacement.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 4:53PM ToolroomKnight said
Hahahah! What a d**k! But really...Adam Jensen is almost completely devoid of a personality. Which is good and bad for the player. But at times he seems like he's a borderline psychopath!
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 8:15PM Chareth Cutestory said
@ToolroomKnight
But was he always a psycho, or is the effect of becoming a super-cyborg? Where does humanity begin or end!?
Really, though, I rather enjoy Elias Toufexis' portrayal of Jensen. It has a pretty even tone, so the dialog meshes well even when you're in control of it. You don't get that crazy happy-furious-detached dichotomy that plagued the dialog in LA Noire.
Plus, just try to stop me from being a total a-hole if I have swords inside my arms.
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But was he always a psycho, or is the effect of becoming a super-cyborg? Where does humanity begin or end!?
Really, though, I rather enjoy Elias Toufexis' portrayal of Jensen. It has a pretty even tone, so the dialog meshes well even when you're in control of it. You don't get that crazy happy-furious-detached dichotomy that plagued the dialog in LA Noire.
Plus, just try to stop me from being a total a-hole if I have swords inside my arms.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 4:54PM Clydeftones said
This makes Monday so much better.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 7:40PM Hivetyrant said
@Clydeftones
Just in case your Monday got worse, this might help...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y414Q7vVgYU
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Just in case your Monday got worse, this might help...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y414Q7vVgYU
Posted: Aug 30th 2011 10:31AM ThTa said
@Hivetyrant
And if that still doesn't do the trick, this'll work, too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saFGvfTzo_c
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And if that still doesn't do the trick, this'll work, too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saFGvfTzo_c
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 5:01PM Backpack said
lol!!
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 5:05PM MachDelta said
Ahh I saw this the other day and, especially after staying up way too late to beat the game, I laughed my ass off. Classic.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 5:05PM Acosta02 said
Hahahahahaha, a friend just showed me this like two days ago. Cool.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 5:08PM Xei said
Ok that was great, Now what I wanna know is how you get anything in that hidden compartment cause I can't even get ammo boxes or weapons in there let alone a body lol
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 5:24PM kentuckyfried said
@Xei
I had the same problem, I didn't think anything actually fit inside there.
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I had the same problem, I didn't think anything actually fit inside there.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 5:13PM (Unverified) said
What a shame.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 5:18PM PlagueDoctor357 said
This was awesome. I still laugh at the cheesy fact they were to lazy to make a reflection so they did that instead.
What is this? A 90s FPS? Haha. Maybe they were going for that.
What is this? A 90s FPS? Haha. Maybe they were going for that.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 6:39PM Special Agent Steve said
@PlagueDoctor357
Wat? I've seen his reflection many of times- mainly when I'm stabbing people in the face.
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Wat? I've seen his reflection many of times- mainly when I'm stabbing people in the face.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 6:49PM Hyperion45 said
@PlagueDoctor357 Actually Jensen punched the mirror when he first saw himself after he was augmented. It's part of the story not "Oh no no reflections allowed"
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Posted: Aug 29th 2011 6:51PM PlagueDoctor357 said
@Hyperion45 Heh...Honestly? I'm sure everyone knows it's not a world where there are no mirrors allowed.
I was laughing that they used a cheesy excuse like him punching it to not bother actually adding reflections to any of the mirrors in the game.
You never see mirrors, but the few you do have no reflections.
They knew you'd see the one in his house and made it broken to add story and not make you think about the reflection.
Like an old old PC game or something.
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I was laughing that they used a cheesy excuse like him punching it to not bother actually adding reflections to any of the mirrors in the game.
You never see mirrors, but the few you do have no reflections.
They knew you'd see the one in his house and made it broken to add story and not make you think about the reflection.
Like an old old PC game or something.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 6:53PM PlagueDoctor357 said
@PlagueDoctor357 Sorry for the double reply....But I think it's awesome they throw the clockworking stuff in his apartment like he was trying to learn how to do precise movements with his new fingers.
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Posted: Aug 29th 2011 5:25PM iceveiled said
Obviously Mr. Jensen punched the mirror out of frustration and self loathing of seeing his augmented face looking back at him.
That's the story I came up with anyway. MY Jensen is bitter about being augmented against his will. But that's the beauty of Deus Ex - it's your own story.
That's the story I came up with anyway. MY Jensen is bitter about being augmented against his will. But that's the beauty of Deus Ex - it's your own story.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 6:04PM Sabbatai said
@iceveiled That is precisely what I thought as well. I am playing as someone who is angry about not giving consent. He reluctantly accepts his augs though and hopes to use them for good.
Or something.
Lol, it's been so long since I played a game with little details like this left for me to fill in the backstory.
Good stuff.
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Or something.
Lol, it's been so long since I played a game with little details like this left for me to fill in the backstory.
Good stuff.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 6:51PM Hyperion45 said
@iceveiled If you confront Taggart in front of the audience (instead of sneaking backstage to get the info you need) and pick the right dialogue option, Jensen states that he punched the mirror when he first saw himself. That is THE reason it's broken.
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Posted: Aug 29th 2011 5:38PM MC Double Def DP said
Letitia: well shieeeeet dat Cap'n be flyin off dat chizzain bout dat broken miwwah. daaaaaaaamn!
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 5:56PM LaughingTarget said
I love how he basically knocked out everyone in the lobby first to deal with the witnesses.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 6:17PM Snappyguy said
I love when a game like this comes out. Always so many funny videos from it. Found one of him doing the safety dance I thought was pretty good.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 6:22PM Awkwardhugs said
He also knows how to dance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y414Q7vVgYU
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 6:30PM Resident Evil 6 Puppy Madness said
Add a NewGame+ so that i can use all my augs and upgraded weapons!!!
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 6:38PM (Unverified) said
I'm MY game, I cleared the streets of prostitution.
Everyone still looks at me like ab evil bastard...
Everyone still looks at me like ab evil bastard...
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 6:58PM Fulgrymm said
@R O C K O N R A P O F F I take it you haven't played the game.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 7:17PM MC Double Def DP said
@R O C K O N R A P O F F
well shieeeeeeet why youz trippin?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He09JaBVZdE
well shieeeeeeet why youz trippin?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He09JaBVZdE
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 7:27PM DrDrew Pinsky said
Welp, now I've got to play this.
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 8:54PM Masync9 said
Thank you for posting this! God that is hilarious! Yeah I hacked the terminal as well when she said that. I was like, wait a minute! Lets see about that. Never occurred to me to stuff her in there, whew that's hard core lol.
Absolutely loving Deus Ex: Human Revolution right now. It has restored my faith in game developers. : ) Great art, fantastic music, feels modern Vangelis bladerunner style, there are a few sound loops in some areas that repeat a bit too much but otherwise you can mostly overlook it.
Story is solid as well, just enough to keep you interested but loose enough so you can enjoy the little sandbox whether its a small city zone or working a building from top to bottom clean.
If feels more like a simulator than a game with all the environment things you can do. There were so far only a few times I had augmentation envy, so you double back and look for another "solution".
Normally I stealth ghost in the shell style work a room entirely til there is nothing left. Total sponging. That's fun but it can get annoying with npc detection bleed through objects - its rare but it does happen. Also you can never have enough inventory space! Bleh, even at max I am still pack ratting lol.
Alternate fun example. Get hacking so you can convert turrets to safe for you but depleted uranium poisoning for them.
NEXT get heavy lifting and _carry_ said turret from room to room. Enter room say hi, drop turret step away from entrance and wait for the screams and bullet fire to stop. Can even take it on elevator rides, whole other floors - double barrels of fun!
Remember a green beeping turret is a happy turret!
Total fun, save health, ammo, time etc. Mr turret has a huge health pool and unlimited bullets. Emp threats are its only enemy : )
Absolutely loving Deus Ex: Human Revolution right now. It has restored my faith in game developers. : ) Great art, fantastic music, feels modern Vangelis bladerunner style, there are a few sound loops in some areas that repeat a bit too much but otherwise you can mostly overlook it.
Story is solid as well, just enough to keep you interested but loose enough so you can enjoy the little sandbox whether its a small city zone or working a building from top to bottom clean.
If feels more like a simulator than a game with all the environment things you can do. There were so far only a few times I had augmentation envy, so you double back and look for another "solution".
Normally I stealth ghost in the shell style work a room entirely til there is nothing left. Total sponging. That's fun but it can get annoying with npc detection bleed through objects - its rare but it does happen. Also you can never have enough inventory space! Bleh, even at max I am still pack ratting lol.
Alternate fun example. Get hacking so you can convert turrets to safe for you but depleted uranium poisoning for them.
NEXT get heavy lifting and _carry_ said turret from room to room. Enter room say hi, drop turret step away from entrance and wait for the screams and bullet fire to stop. Can even take it on elevator rides, whole other floors - double barrels of fun!
Remember a green beeping turret is a happy turret!
Total fun, save health, ammo, time etc. Mr turret has a huge health pool and unlimited bullets. Emp threats are its only enemy : )
Posted: Aug 29th 2011 8:59PM Masync9 said
@Lucky48
I feel the same. I also greatly appreciate seeing the "save anywhere" option is finally back again! I am playing it on the PS3 as well and it feels really PC gaming like. I think I am only missing the quick save so far.
I kinda wished it would be released later this year for better footing for the GOTY competition but better now than that massively overcrowded mess that is later this year : )
I feel the same. I also greatly appreciate seeing the "save anywhere" option is finally back again! I am playing it on the PS3 as well and it feels really PC gaming like. I think I am only missing the quick save so far.
I kinda wished it would be released later this year for better footing for the GOTY competition but better now than that massively overcrowded mess that is later this year : )
Posted: Aug 30th 2011 1:53AM Tristan88888888 said
simply hilarious.
Posted: Aug 30th 2011 6:14AM benedictm said
Jenson being a dick is one of the reasons i like this game so much.
Also is it just me or is it it really hard? Im an alright gamer but finding the normal setting tricky|
Also is it just me or is it it really hard? Im an alright gamer but finding the normal setting tricky|
