The most important part of any transaction is the close, when the salesperson in question has to be just a little bit aggressive and really "ask" for the sale. But we worry Bethesda might have overdone the aggressive thing just a tad
with these bronzed Dragonborn statues headed to a retailer near you.
Good luck buying any game not called Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
after November 11, what with Dovahkiin glowering over you, the smell of mutton and mead still thick on his breath.
, peon? That's what you're buying? Well, I hope you're not split
on the decision!"
... Oh, sorry, he cuts you in half with a battle axe when he says the "split" part. Forgot to mention.