Mojang Specifications is making a pretty big assumption about the character of the folks who are attending the first MineCon expo: That they enjoy playing Mojang's games. Frankly, we think this disposition seems a little presumptuous, but nevertheless, the successful indie studio has announced that it will hand out vouchers to download alpha code for Scrolls (its next first-party title) and Cobalt (its first third-party title) to all of the event's attendees.
Now that we think about it, Mojang's missing out on some pretty great contest opportunities by just giving those things away. Why not hide them inside of cuboid trees, and give attendees axes, and just tell them to go crazy? Or bury them far, far below the earth, perching them precariously over a pit of awaiting lava? Or hide them in Notch's hat!
Reader Comments (14)
Posted: Sep 8th 2011 7:06PM Epoque said
Skyrim is only in alpha at this point? Bethesda needs to get cracking.
Posted: Sep 8th 2011 7:08PM Xkhaoz said
They're still going to use Scrolls? I guess I missed the Quake 3 showdown.
Posted: Sep 8th 2011 7:12PM Scuffles said
The only contest you are going to spur on by giving people Axes is to see who will be first to do something stupid that results in a personal injury and a lawsuit against Mojang.
Posted: Sep 8th 2011 7:41PM Scuffles said
@DAmwake
Yes
tl:dr
There simply isn't enough sarcasm in the world and I strive on a daily basis to ensure that future generations shall not go without. It is simply my civic duty and one which I am more than willing to undertake.
I envision a far better world through sarcasm, where no one goes without. A future so visually stunning it would be foolish not to dawn protective eye gear. Where in which people shall wear onions on their belts as that shall be the style of the times!
Also Cobra Commander for Prez in 2012!
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Yes
tl:dr
There simply isn't enough sarcasm in the world and I strive on a daily basis to ensure that future generations shall not go without. It is simply my civic duty and one which I am more than willing to undertake.
I envision a far better world through sarcasm, where no one goes without. A future so visually stunning it would be foolish not to dawn protective eye gear. Where in which people shall wear onions on their belts as that shall be the style of the times!
Also Cobra Commander for Prez in 2012!
Posted: Sep 8th 2011 9:36PM MystcLazrDragon said
@bnklfs890 Where's Premature Ejaculation Man when you need him?!
Posted: Sep 8th 2011 9:41PM MystcLazrDragon said
@xiangeed fashion4diy in the url? Yeah I'd love a complex watch with "some assembly required", actually I'll take 2.
Posted: Sep 8th 2011 11:06PM cole1114 said
I didn't even know Mojang was third party publishing now. Damn, they could be big one day.
Posted: Sep 9th 2011 1:18AM DevilSei said
You know, I think a better contest would of been "The Hiding of the Creepers". People have to wander around a big-ass hedge maze of green blocks made to look like bushes. You then got people in big black suits carrying around life-size Creepers that, when they get near someone, they guy hits a button and BOOM! Person or people get painted with green slime/paint/whatever.
Those who make it out of the maze get codes for the alphas of the games.
People who get splattered, get a towel that comes with the code on its tag.
Those who make it out of the maze get codes for the alphas of the games.
People who get splattered, get a towel that comes with the code on its tag.
Posted: Sep 29th 2011 3:44PM Speedyboofs said
Turns out, Bethesda doesn't get sarcasm, and are using these comments in their case as proof...






