Writing articles about video games is so much fun that we often have to stop, wipe the manic grins off our faces and find something really boring to do. Sometimes we stare at a blank white wall and recite the Declaration of Independence under our breath, other times we watch Lost in Translation. Now we have a new option: We can play The Artist is Present, a game about waiting in line at New York's Museum of Modern Art created by Pippin Barr.
Unfortunately for us, the game's backstory is pretty entertaining. Contemporary artist Marina Abramović held an exhibit in 2010 that had people waiting hours in line for a chance to look into her eyes for as long as they wanted, and Barr used that idea to make a hilariously serious game about the contemporary art experience. In the game, you enter MoMA, buy a ticket and -- surprise -- wait in line to stare into Abramović's eyes. The game mimics MoMA's hours in real life, meaning when the real museum closes, the game kicks you to the curb and you can wait until it opens again IRL to get back in line. Or you can leave and grab a slice of pizza. Not in the game; in reality.
We haven't made it to the front yet, but already we feel enlightened. And bored.
Reader Comments (31)
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 8:36PM Special Agent Steve said
GOTY for sure.
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 10:47PM Hunter141072 said
@Special Agent Steve
If they make a game about waiting for a good original game then we can talk about art.
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If they make a game about waiting for a good original game then we can talk about art.
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 8:44PM FippyX said
is this multiplayer? like can i see some other lonely dude next to me? or am i just waiting to find other people waiting.
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 8:45PM (Unverified) said
I can smell the pretentiousness from here.
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 9:01PM (Unverified) said
There's video games as art, and then there's video games as 'art'. This falls into the latter category, for sure.
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 9:01PM Acosta02 said
Pff. That's nothing. My exhibit is one where you wait in line to play this game as long as you want.
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 9:09PM FuriousMailman said
Coming soon
Paying Taxes: The Game
Paying Taxes: The Game
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 12:45AM Courtney said
@FuriousMailman
How about Bureaucracy: The game:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bureaucracy_%28video_game%29
Of course, it was written by Douglas Adams.
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How about Bureaucracy: The game:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bureaucracy_%28video_game%29
Of course, it was written by Douglas Adams.
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 9:10PM KillerSlinky said
The Museum is closed! Guess I'll have to come back tomorrow
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 9:25PM pluupy said
I can't wait for the sequel: "Watching Paint Dry: THE GAME".
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 9:25PM Dao Jones said
@Grimcicle
Berserker, no! Don't be so mean! It's Sunday and a big gaming event just happened last week so the gaming news is going to be a bit slow. Also, her writing is enjoyable to read so I don't really see why she should be fired?
Berserker, no! Don't be so mean! It's Sunday and a big gaming event just happened last week so the gaming news is going to be a bit slow. Also, her writing is enjoyable to read so I don't really see why she should be fired?
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 9:26PM pluupy said
@Grimcicle
Dude what the hell do you have against her?
Dude what the hell do you have against her?
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 9:29PM daltonVader91 said
@Grimcicle If you're TRULY wondering how factual this post is, click the link. I'm gonna go ahead and guess that you're just trolling though...
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 9:32PM Special Agent Steve said
@Grimcicle
Someone majored in Crayola.
Someone majored in Crayola.
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 9:37PM Once known as Shadsy said
@Grimcicle You think that's why she deleted your comment? She's been doing this all through history. Kings are killed. Politics is power, nothing more! Oh, don't take my word for it, don't believe me. Do your own work, your own thinking.
The organizing principle of any blog is for war. The authority of the state over its people resides in its war powers. Ms. Conditt wanted to end the Cold War in his second term. She wanted to call off the moon race and cooperate with the Soviets. She signed a treaty to ban nuclear testing. He refused to invade Cuba in 1962. She set out to withdraw from Vietnam. But all that ended on the 22nd of November, 1963.
Why? The how and the who is just scenery for the public. Oswald, Ruby, Cuba, the Mafia. Keeps 'em guessing like some kind of parlor game, prevents 'em from asking the most important question, why? Why was your comment deleted? Who benefited? Who has the power to cover it up? Who?
Be honest, your only chance is to come up with a case. Something, anything. Make arrests, stir the shit storm, hope to reach a point of critical mass that'll start a chain reaction of people coming forward, then the government will crack. Remember, fundamentally, people are suckers for the truth - and the truth is on your side, Bubba. I just hope you get a break.
The organizing principle of any blog is for war. The authority of the state over its people resides in its war powers. Ms. Conditt wanted to end the Cold War in his second term. She wanted to call off the moon race and cooperate with the Soviets. She signed a treaty to ban nuclear testing. He refused to invade Cuba in 1962. She set out to withdraw from Vietnam. But all that ended on the 22nd of November, 1963.
Why? The how and the who is just scenery for the public. Oswald, Ruby, Cuba, the Mafia. Keeps 'em guessing like some kind of parlor game, prevents 'em from asking the most important question, why? Why was your comment deleted? Who benefited? Who has the power to cover it up? Who?
Be honest, your only chance is to come up with a case. Something, anything. Make arrests, stir the shit storm, hope to reach a point of critical mass that'll start a chain reaction of people coming forward, then the government will crack. Remember, fundamentally, people are suckers for the truth - and the truth is on your side, Bubba. I just hope you get a break.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 3:09AM cry131 said
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Posted: Sep 18th 2011 9:43PM MatthewBlackwell said
Oh come on! Lost in Translation is awesome!
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 10:01PM pluupy said
@Grimcicle
u mad?
u mad?
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 10:02PM pluupy said
@Theneverendingsoda
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TX2OvVFjNw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TX2OvVFjNw
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 10:30PM Dooliss said
Eh, I'll wait for the spin-off version "Waiting for Two Hours At a Fancy Foreign Restuarant: The Game"
The tagline is "And the waiters still treat you like shit"
The tagline is "And the waiters still treat you like shit"
Posted: Sep 18th 2011 10:53PM Colin said
@Grimcicle
So she got death metal and nu metal mixed up. Alert the presses, please.
So she got death metal and nu metal mixed up. Alert the presses, please.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 12:32AM Revere said
I'm with Matt. Lost In Translation is a great movie!
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 1:51AM pippinbarr said
Fun to see this written up on Joystiq - thanks! - the press on this game has come as a complete surprise. Nice to see the range of reactions, too. Maybe I can reskin the game as Waiting At A Snooty Restaurant some time...
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 1:53AM (Unverified) said
@Grimcicle
Jess didn't delete that comment thread, I did. It was unproductive and did not contribute to the discussion at hand, which was Silent Hill: Downpour and its trailer.
Additionally, we're a video game blog, not a music site. The minutiae of 90s metal is not something we painstakingly fact check, nor will it ever be. KORN's genre classification had no impact on the post.
If you have an issue with something on the site, you can e-mail our Editor in Chief at chris at joystiq dot com. If you honestly think someone is doing that bad of a job, write a letter to the editor and keep it out of the comments.
This is your first and only warning. Keep comments on topic, and you'll retain your ability to comment. Have a nice night.
Jess didn't delete that comment thread, I did. It was unproductive and did not contribute to the discussion at hand, which was Silent Hill: Downpour and its trailer.
Additionally, we're a video game blog, not a music site. The minutiae of 90s metal is not something we painstakingly fact check, nor will it ever be. KORN's genre classification had no impact on the post.
If you have an issue with something on the site, you can e-mail our Editor in Chief at chris at joystiq dot com. If you honestly think someone is doing that bad of a job, write a letter to the editor and keep it out of the comments.
This is your first and only warning. Keep comments on topic, and you'll retain your ability to comment. Have a nice night.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 2:02AM (Unverified) said
@Grimcicle
Have a nice night.
Have a nice night.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 3:09AM cry131 said
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Posted: Sep 19th 2011 1:00PM wardob said
They had a similar exhibit at last years Nuit Blanche here in Toronto.
Needless to say, I didn't wait in line very long.
Needless to say, I didn't wait in line very long.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:00PM krizoitz said
I happened to go to the MOMA when this was happening. I didn't wait in line to stare at her but I did see some of her other "art". She had one video of a man and woman facing each other and screaming at each other. Supposedly thats art. Another piece of "art" she did with a partner was to start at opposite ends of the great wall of China and walk til they met in the middle.
I like art mind you, a good painting, a nice piece of music, etc. but this stuff? "Modern" art? It's crap.
I like art mind you, a good painting, a nice piece of music, etc. but this stuff? "Modern" art? It's crap.






