When I saw that Hair Plucker was an actual iOS game where you pluck hairs from girls' legs,
I was sad.
When I saw it was the top free game on all of the App Store,
I was sad forever.
-Maya Angelou
When I saw that Hair Plucker was an actual iOS game where you pluck hairs from girls' legs,
I was sad.
When I saw it was the top free game on all of the App Store,
I was sad forever.
Reader Comments (50)
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 7:52PM Warlock234 said
I felt the same way.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 9:09PM Hunter141072 said
@Warlock234
And the Apple store authorized this???? i thought they said that the main reason for not wanting flash on their stupid gadgets was because they didn´t wanted their market flooded with stupid cheap games, guess they wanted to flood it on their own.
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And the Apple store authorized this???? i thought they said that the main reason for not wanting flash on their stupid gadgets was because they didn´t wanted their market flooded with stupid cheap games, guess they wanted to flood it on their own.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 7:54PM soorma said
Why
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 7:54PM Morisato13 said
What pisses me off the most is that the mechanics of the game don't even coincide with plucking hairs...
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 7:55PM Yuccadude said
If only they had somehow heard of shaving, this game may not have had to have been made. If only they knew...
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:04PM Alphonze said
This music is awesome.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:06PM gonintendo said
Wow! It's just like real life!
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:06PM MystcLazrDragon said
Constant criticism is why there are so few new IP's./sarcasm
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:07PM Jason B said
You should only be sad if it was on the top paid apps list.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:08PM Andrew12h said
Erm....
What?!
What?!
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:15PM Will96 said
Finally! I've been waiting for this game for forever!!!!!!
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:18PM berzirk said
I want my free back.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:19PM Hatman88 said
Greatest article ever.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:19PM Marco le Polo said
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:23PM JMC611 said
WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE A GAME LIKE THIS?
Seriously, did they just put a bunch of random ideas in a hat and pick one out randomly?
Seriously, did they just put a bunch of random ideas in a hat and pick one out randomly?
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:29PM Enosoma said
The Japanese arcade version is way better
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:37PM EndynOmni said
That is so stu... free? Eh, I'll try it.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:43PM Gandkaidos said
They should add bearded ladies. Not that I approve of this game.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:44PM Drakkenfyre said
Sad? I got a better description. !@#$ing disgusting.
I made it to the second hair in the video before stopping it.
I made it to the second hair in the video before stopping it.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:45PM Pure Black World Tendency said
This game can go pluck itself.
Posted: Sep 20th 2011 11:22AM Pure Black World Tendency said
So, I haird some rumors that the game will let you shave between levels, but will it also have a quickshave or autoshave option?
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Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:46PM freaparn said
I hear the chick has thighs like a yeti in Super Hard mode.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:54PM MystcLazrDragon said
@freaparn
I'm not sure I've ever laughed as hard as I just did reading your comment.
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I'm not sure I've ever laughed as hard as I just did reading your comment.
Posted: Sep 20th 2011 1:56AM KillerSlinky said
@freaparn
It's her obese brothers hairy back. His nipples are the bonus stage.
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It's her obese brothers hairy back. His nipples are the bonus stage.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 8:49PM Schlecht said
Downloading. NOW.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 9:08PM (Unverified) said
In the last patch they totally nerfed the tweezers :/
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 10:21PM EA575 said
GOTY.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 10:37PM dioxholster said
japan likes to troll, its an in-joke they been doing for decades.
Posted: Sep 19th 2011 10:39PM pluupy said
WHAT THE SOURCREAM FLAPJACKS?!
Posted: Sep 20th 2011 12:01AM ShadowXIII said
The end is nigh.
Posted: Sep 20th 2011 12:16AM ructus said
wow that's hot! is it only legs, what about the va****??
Posted: Sep 20th 2011 12:22AM pluupy said
I like how one of the tags for this is "god-is-dead".
Posted: Sep 20th 2011 12:37AM RudyHuxtable said
Thanks d-bag. Hadn't forgiven you for Big Daddy Bomberman yet, and you go and do this. I think we need a break.
Posted: Sep 20th 2011 2:37AM drunkingamebar said
If you think this is bad, imagine being the guy who says "Yeah, I made that game!"
Posted: Sep 20th 2011 3:00AM (Unverified) said
Did we all suddenly forget that Pimple Popper is a top game, too?
Much worse, if you asked me.
Much worse, if you asked me.
Posted: Sep 20th 2011 3:55AM Design by Adrian said
What the pluck?!
Posted: Sep 20th 2011 4:12AM MercShame said
wtf hahahahahaha
Posted: Sep 20th 2011 5:19AM isotrex said
This should belong in the category with sound board apps, fart apps, and other stupid apps.
Posted: Sep 20th 2011 5:52AM FalafelCopter said
I have to give Ms. Angelou credit for being so tech savvy.
Posted: Sep 20th 2011 9:09AM Design by Adrian said
@vgdof8ds90a
No.
No.
Posted: Sep 20th 2011 12:23PM gordeaux said
So this is the future of handheld gaming huh?
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 3:17PM JCDoe said
What is this I don't even
Posted: Sep 29th 2011 4:38AM GlassAgate said
So, when does the Aunt Patty and Selma DLC come out?
