We're not quite sure we understand the motivation behind this union of 'hoff and Burnout Crash. Is it because Burnout is a game about cars, and Hasselhoff just wants you to jump in his car?
Watch David Hasselhoff shill for Burnout Crash
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We're not quite sure we understand the motivation behind this union of 'hoff and Burnout Crash. Is it because Burnout is a game about cars, and Hasselhoff just wants you to jump in his car?
Reader Comments (26)
Posted: Sep 21st 2011 8:09PM Colin said
Well, that terrifying preview image is going to haunt my dreams.
I'm just glad I didn't hit play.
I'm just glad I didn't hit play.
Posted: Sep 21st 2011 8:17PM Lerkero said
Do they want Burnout fans to be put off by this title even more? If so, its working for me.
Posted: Sep 21st 2011 8:20PM peternography said
hard to believe this guy once had a lucrative acting career
Posted: Sep 21st 2011 8:20PM sethb said
This just reminds me of that youtube video where Jessica Chobot owns Hasselhoff on a Wii boxing game.
Posted: Sep 21st 2011 8:24PM Marco le Polo said
I watched it without sound and all I have to say is someone needs to make a gif of 1:02-1:10.
Posted: Sep 21st 2011 8:28PM baddates77 said
This commercial needs more gameplay footage and less leathery-ass Hoffman.
Posted: Sep 21st 2011 8:29PM baddates77 said
@baddates77 Oh for christ's sake....
I obviously meant leathery-ass Hasselhoff, not Hoffman. It has the appropriate amount of Hoffman already.
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I obviously meant leathery-ass Hasselhoff, not Hoffman. It has the appropriate amount of Hoffman already.
Posted: Sep 21st 2011 8:33PM Special Agent Steve said
@vhuaoif89a
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGepBtBCuTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGepBtBCuTY
Posted: Sep 21st 2011 8:34PM DCGX said
Wow that was horrible. And I disagree with the "better than Kinect" part.
Posted: Sep 21st 2011 9:01PM logicbus said
I was on the fence about getting this game. Now I'm less interested.
Posted: Sep 21st 2011 9:15PM ChiTownRuler23 said
@logicbus get the Hoff edition then comes with a burger and a bottle of Jack Daniels
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Posted: Sep 21st 2011 9:52PM Drakkenfyre said
WTF? What the hell did I just watch?
As a David Hasselhoff fan (of the 80's) I have no idea what the hell went thru his head for this. This is on "Arnold doing Ramen noodles commercials in Japan" level bad. This is either so desperate for money he'll do anything, or coked up to his eyeballs,and he'll do anything level. Neither is good.
I have even LESS idea what that particular area of gameplay is about now, and I hadn't even seen the game before.
As a David Hasselhoff fan (of the 80's) I have no idea what the hell went thru his head for this. This is on "Arnold doing Ramen noodles commercials in Japan" level bad. This is either so desperate for money he'll do anything, or coked up to his eyeballs,and he'll do anything level. Neither is good.
I have even LESS idea what that particular area of gameplay is about now, and I hadn't even seen the game before.
Posted: Sep 21st 2011 11:20PM takahami said
@JoeBruin
pleeease, dont hassel the hoff.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25nmq_david-hasselhoff-looking-for-freedo_music
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pleeease, dont hassel the hoff.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25nmq_david-hasselhoff-looking-for-freedo_music
Posted: Sep 22nd 2011 2:22AM RichieT said
Very confused.
BTW, why can't Dave Hinkle be back on the podcasts. I miss him.
BTW, why can't Dave Hinkle be back on the podcasts. I miss him.
Posted: Sep 22nd 2011 3:09AM humancannonball said
Posted: Sep 22nd 2011 5:02AM Adventfire said
I hope to hell we get a new SERIOUS Burnout game and not just this stupid knockoff crap with its crappy commercials and even worse gameplay.
Posted: Sep 22nd 2011 9:08AM Zepinephrine said
So... controllers are 'so last millineum', and Kinect is the future, what's today?
Posted: Sep 22nd 2011 11:22AM awesome indeed said
I think it has more to do with the fact that the Hoff crashed and burned and is therefore the perfect posterchild for this game.
Posted: Sep 22nd 2011 2:13PM birdizzle87 said
This looks like one of those incredibly strange Japanese commercial with well-known American actors that you don't discover until like 5 years later on YouTube.
Posted: Sep 22nd 2011 5:56PM jackattack92 said
I don't understand why he's...he's...in..a...a.. chicken costume...I can't decide whether I'm asking this or stating this. The video took a couple brain cells.






