Max Payne 3 trailer, now with informative pop ups
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"Hey rookie, got another post for ya."
Chief Grant tossed a manilla file folder onto my desk, acrid cigar smoke pouring from his mouth as he walked by. His brightly colored suspenders contrasted his gruff, guttural disposition and worried brow. The haphazard mess of papers spilled out of the folder like blood into my hands, and the face of Max Payne filled my vision.
"But Chief," I said. "Our readers have already seen this Max Payne 3 trailer."
Chief Grant stopped dead in his tracks, like a dead thing. He took the cigar from his mouth and looked at me with his cold, lifeless eyes.
"Not like this," he said.
As I sat back down at my desk, the evening's orange glow painted shadows through the blinds. In the distance, some other film noir stuff happened.
Reader Comments (31)
Posted: Sep 24th 2011 10:40PM KirbyCommando said
I don't care about Max Payne, I just came in here to laugh at the writing. Good day.
Posted: Sep 24th 2011 10:43PM Captaindrek1 said
@KirbyCommando
You should care about it.
. . . At least I think you should, I've never cared enough to play it so I couldn't tell you.
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You should care about it.
. . . At least I think you should, I've never cared enough to play it so I couldn't tell you.
Posted: Sep 24th 2011 10:45PM Drakkenfyre said
No pop-up video puns?
Posted: Sep 24th 2011 10:51PM BigBenn1 said
Didn't really want to watch a pop-up video, just decided to say that the chick in the background looks to be really enjoying whatever the guy in the terrorist-like mask is doing to her.
Posted: Sep 24th 2011 10:53PM The Blank Mage Returns said
"The comments scrolled past, ethereal voices spouting inane memes like a broken record. Silent background noise. I down my last Dr. Pepper and click the link in the description, hoping for some half-buried clue about gameplay mechanics and Mona Sax, but the internet isn't talking, at least, not in any language I understand. No breaks in this case, but then, you didn't hire a private eye for the easy ones."
Posted: Sep 24th 2011 11:06PM PlagueDoctor357 said
@The Blank Mage Returns
Winner. And not in a whack charlie sheen sense of the word.
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Winner. And not in a whack charlie sheen sense of the word.
Posted: Sep 24th 2011 10:54PM MLC said
I can't wait to get this game!
2012 cant get here any sooner!
2012 cant get here any sooner!
Posted: Sep 24th 2011 11:05PM SecondTomorrow said
Can we get this man a wig?!
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 3:25AM freaparn said
@SecondTomorrow
Wigs are for balding, insecure men. Not men with a full head of hair who shave their heads because they want to go through some sort of symbolic rebirth before slaughtering half the population of Sao Paulo.
Also, looking at your icon, I don't think you should be throwing stones at other glass hairpieces. Just sayin'.
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Wigs are for balding, insecure men. Not men with a full head of hair who shave their heads because they want to go through some sort of symbolic rebirth before slaughtering half the population of Sao Paulo.
Also, looking at your icon, I don't think you should be throwing stones at other glass hairpieces. Just sayin'.
Posted: Sep 24th 2011 11:10PM War Machine said
Anyone else having trouble entering their age at the prompt to view the video?
Posted: Sep 24th 2011 11:41PM liquidsoap89 said
@War Machine
I was 99 today, worked just fine for me...
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I was 99 today, worked just fine for me...
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 12:06AM Special Agent Steve said
@liquidsoap89
Everyone over the age of 99 years, 11 months and 31 days should be rightfully offended that their age of 100+ years is not recognized by Rockstar.
Extremely old people have the right to watch pop up videos too.
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Everyone over the age of 99 years, 11 months and 31 days should be rightfully offended that their age of 100+ years is not recognized by Rockstar.
Extremely old people have the right to watch pop up videos too.
Posted: Sep 24th 2011 11:29PM TaintedKane said
So excited for Max Payne 3. The first Max Payne had that kind of connection that Metal Gear Solid had on most people where video games started becoming more of verifiable medium with the attention to story, voice acting, and character development. I had that connection with MGS later and the only reason it didn't start sooner was because of how poor my family was we couldn't afford a PS1/N64 generation console.
Posted: Sep 24th 2011 11:37PM nightripper said
I am looking forward to this game I loved Max Payne 1 & 2 the popups are helpful gives you ideas about what the game is gonna be like
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 1:07AM Shadowbender said
I'm bookmarking this page as to keep a memory of the pure ingenuity from Ol' 'Stiq. 60 years from now I'll load the page off the extranet and I'll let out a hearty, grand chuckle.
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 4:30AM queztone said
Wow, well written post! That's really cool!
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 5:51AM Dick Socrates said
[Note to self: Stop using 'cold, lifeless eyes' in character descriptions. Also stop using 'Note to self' gimmick.]
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 11:24AM BG GRZZ said
SOON!
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 12:23PM Accessgranted said
Gotta love that Rockstar quality! =)
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 12:26PM captplut9465 said
"Not like this, not like this."
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 12:41PM commonperson said
I have to say they do appear to have tried to maintain a Noir sensibility about it, there's a Chinatown vibe to the underlying story they are setting up. Should be interesting, let's hope it lives up to the hype.
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 5:26PM Korbie said
I love this idea that everyone at Joystiq works out of the same office.
Like Agents of Cracked, only noir.
Like Agents of Cracked, only noir.
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 6:32PM robob1988 said
I didn't know Walt from Breaking Bad was the same person as Max Payne...
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 7:54PM Dark Mirage said
I'm not even remotely interested... What the hell happened anyways?
Max used to be a desperate, broken, ex-cop noir hero. He visited secret labs, had bizarre dream sequences, dealt with Norse mythology, uncovered conspiracies, etc. Now he's what? A drunk in Brazil? And before that he fought the mafia?
This series has tread so far from its roots. The hero isn't even the same character, even if he's been stamped with the same title. I understand the evolution of a character, but they completely removed the atmosphere and intrigue.
At this point I'm really just excited for the phone port. Never mind this awkward sequel.
Max used to be a desperate, broken, ex-cop noir hero. He visited secret labs, had bizarre dream sequences, dealt with Norse mythology, uncovered conspiracies, etc. Now he's what? A drunk in Brazil? And before that he fought the mafia?
This series has tread so far from its roots. The hero isn't even the same character, even if he's been stamped with the same title. I understand the evolution of a character, but they completely removed the atmosphere and intrigue.
At this point I'm really just excited for the phone port. Never mind this awkward sequel.
Posted: Sep 26th 2011 10:02AM Thynnmas said
"Cover will only give you a respite, the way to survive is running and gunning"...So, infinately respawning enemies in waves, just like CoD? Great ؟






