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Posted: Sep 25th 2011 8:36PM KGameLover1 said

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"cock of the walk"....
Perhaps that needs to be rewritten? :p

Posted: Sep 25th 2011 8:56PM Schlecht said

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@KGameLover1 Not in the slightest!
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Posted: Sep 25th 2011 8:38PM arkweld said

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Damn it. I did nearly all of that just playing the game and even accessing the weapons room I somehow failed to notice a large chicken wearing a pirate hat.

Posted: Sep 25th 2011 8:56PM Slight of Ham said

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@arkweld...It has to be on insane, which requires at least one initial run through.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2011 10:04PM Andrew12h said

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@arkweld
Yep, the one weapon in the game which will make your enemies say,


"Oh cluck".
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Posted: Sep 26th 2011 2:00AM SuperWoody64 said

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@arkweld
My initial playthrough I hit all 3 of the ammo pickups but we weren't on insane. My buddy killed every ash person anyhow. Thanks noah:o/
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Posted: Sep 26th 2011 1:13PM SirUrza said

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@SuperWoody64

Since it was your first playthrough, you weren't play insane, so it doesn't matter. Insane only.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2011 8:41PM King Johngie the Fourth said

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Haha nice. This ranks up there with the ostrich hammer of Red Faction and the glove from Dead Space2

Posted: Sep 25th 2011 9:03PM SitriStahl said

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As much as I like dolphins, those ads are starting to get on my nerves.

Posted: Sep 25th 2011 9:10PM CARmakazie said

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@SitriStahl thats a dolphin?!
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Posted: Sep 26th 2011 1:27AM Faceless Troll said

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@CARmakazie Don't worry, it's really a penis.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2011 9:12PM kvn7918 said

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http://www.ign.com/videos/2011/09/25/gears-of-war-3-the-giant-fire-breathing-golden-chicken What's epics deal with chickens?Another chicken Easter egg.

Posted: Sep 25th 2011 9:21PM Andrew12h said

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Way too overpowered.

Posted: Sep 25th 2011 9:23PM Andrew12h said

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@vhajklfdsa89
You know, if the dolphins hadn't already wanted to leave, your depiction of them will surely get them off this planet.

No dolphin would want to have their face advertising that site.

And all they have to say is,

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Posted: Sep 25th 2011 9:24PM AkumaFTW said

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Missed opportunity to re-skin a Lancer as a live chicken that shoots eggs from its rear

Posted: Sep 26th 2011 2:02AM SuperWoody64 said

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@AkumaFTW Or a chicken torque bow a la hot shots part deux.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2011 10:00PM Prox said

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Pretty cool, but a bit too convoluted/involved for me to actually try it.

Posted: Sep 25th 2011 10:58PM Punkrawk Bbob said

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@Prox

How so? Just play on insane and dont be a dick to the ash bodies, and naturally playing through you should knock over those ammo crates anyways. It's not like finish X level with Y time using Z weapon backwards while the kinect scans the room for cucumbers.

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Posted: Sep 25th 2011 11:11PM Dooliss said

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Yo I heard you like chickens so we put chickens in your gears so you can chicken while you gear

Posted: Sep 26th 2011 7:54AM deadwr3ckoning said

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@Dooliss No.
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Posted: Sep 26th 2011 12:53AM MyAbsolution said

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just stumbled on this not 1 hour ago in a 4 player coop game, accidently. we all had nice cluckshots for a bit :)

Posted: Sep 26th 2011 8:23AM mikeburnfire said

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Banjo Tooie did it first
:>

Posted: Sep 26th 2011 8:23AM MystcLazrDragon said

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"you'll be the coco of the walk" I've already met some people online that were cocks, and they didn't have this weapon.

Posted: Sep 26th 2011 9:17AM LinkRazr said

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...what in the hell?!

Posted: Sep 26th 2011 10:40AM sdrawkcaB sI emaN yM said

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@LinkRazr

i know right...
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Posted: Sep 26th 2011 10:44AM Demistate said

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I have a feeling their meeting went something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKi5-ZSKh24&feature=player_profilepage#t=116s

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