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Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 11:36AM Faceless Troll said

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Point 740. Controlling games with your penis confirmed.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 11:44AM CaptainProtonX said

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@Faceless Troll

Must be in preparation for DOA5.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 12:01PM Dante G said

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@Faceless Troll

That's confirmed for the Vita too, right?
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 12:03PM Faceless Troll said

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@Dante G . . . uh, sure. I'm just going to let you figure out how that works on your own.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 1:25PM Cavall said

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@Dante G Dont you kisten to him, Im gunna have sex with MY vita too.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 3:05PM PR0F3TA said

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@Faceless Troll

So i must ask, how is having a sexual reproductive organ on your stomach feel like?
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 3:11PM Faceless Troll said

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@PR0F3TA Well if yours was long enough to reach your stomach you'd probably know.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 11:37AM Haggard said

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You would need some pretty smooth algorithms to seamlessly change mature stuff into kid-friendly material. If it extended to TV and you were watching Oz, would the shivs be replaced with flowers, the cigarettes and drugs with candy, and the shower rapes replaced with some high-spirited towel-whipping?

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 11:41AM SuperflyForever said

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I feel bad for the little people.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 11:50AM Decanus said

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@SuperflyForever yhea, considering i have been taller than my dad since i was about 14
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 1:02PM Ballistic H said

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@SuperflyForever

Impending discrimination lawsuit based on body size.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 7:29PM Esposch said

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@SuperflyForever

Dwarfs have different bodily proportions to children. As this thing detects both bodily proportions and height, I don't think it will be a problem to them.

See point 740.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 11:43AM CaptainProtonX said

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This negatively impact the LIttle People society.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 11:46AM TheBatman4141 said

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On the other hand, children who are tall for their age will be introduced to inappropriate content earlier in life. Are we fostering a future generation of giant perverts? More at 11!

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 11:47AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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was 6'0 at 14.....and while I didn't look as old as Lebron James did at that age......I damn sure never was carded at movies or at stores at that age....their system is already flawed

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 11:59AM swooded said

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This might be usefull for housholds that havn't gone the family pack route & the parents account is the "main" account being used by the whole family. Only requiring the parental control codes to be entered when it recognizes it's not the parent using the console, instead of requiring it everytime would be nice. Not sure if I'd want the xbox shutting down my game just because the kids walked in though. A little blood & gore gets them ready for the inevitable Zombie / Robot appocalypse.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 12:01PM Drakkenfyre said

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An example of what happens?

http://www.sfw-porn.com/

Simultaneously NSFW and SFW.

(It's humor, don't worry. But it still might be NSFW.)

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 12:22PM freaparn said

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@Drakkenfyre

I see the badly MS Paint-jobbed porn that would never qualify for SFW, but where's the humor?
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 1:29PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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@Drakkenfyre thats pretty lame....
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 2:08PM Drakkenfyre said

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I was actually going for the video as an example of the "changes content based on presence of players" thing.
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Posted: Oct 4th 2011 8:39PM pluupy said

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@Drakkenfyre
That was so crappy I lol'd.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 12:29PM lazurus said

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I can just foresee the sh*t storm this may cause among disability rights activists. In this society, height is no longer a safe qualification measurement.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 1:02PM kilroy214 said

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"Bless me little hobbit feet, Sam! We can't play Playboy: The Mansion!"

"That's alright Mr. Frodo. I'd rather just gaze longingly into your eyes,anyways. "

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 1:27PM Cavall said

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Man I cant ever get the kinect to select a menu right on the first try, its gunna scan people that arent even PLAYING right away? I dunno....

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 2:22PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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SIZEIST!!!!!!

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 3:44PM PANdaRUS said

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Get ready for countless YouTube videos offering tutorials on how to stand on bean cans while sporting your fathers suit to fool the Kinect sensor lol.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 3:47PM darkheartlessriku said

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I'm 19 and im a little person at 5'6 so this sounds pretty stupid.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 6:58PM Drakkenfyre said

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@darkheartlessriku

"Little person" refers to people who suffer from Dwarfism. And who's heights can include 2'-4'.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2011 6:10AM Cavall said

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@Drakkenfyre no no.. Id make fun of his height too, lets be honest.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 4:07PM NormanCod said

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Reminds me of the scene in Kill Bill where Uma Thurman and Copperhead take a break from killing each other when the daughter comes home from school.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 9:32PM Epsilon said

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We represent the Lollipop Guild and we are disappointed.

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 10:47PM zubieta said

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Assuming someone's age out of the blue would be the wrong way to do it because different body sizes and constitutions. The real way to do it would be having the kinect scan your whole family, and keeping some sort of metrics corresponding to each person, then instantly knowing who is the family member in front of the screen and applying filters accordingly

Posted: Oct 3rd 2011 11:48PM scratchh said

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And then when the kinetic recognizes no adults and only small children, it turns on the "murder your parents" brainwashing! Just joking of course...It'll be the commercials to make them want to buy stuff. They need the parents for that part!

Posted: Oct 4th 2011 9:02AM Sandite5 said

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Dumb...

Posted: Oct 4th 2011 8:38PM pluupy said

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Oh good f**king god Joystiq has been hilarious lately.

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