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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:01PM Robborboy said

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Wat

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:48PM Master Troll said

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@Robborboy

The Gears 3 one is the best. It glows when your down. Though, I would never buy one.
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Posted: Oct 13th 2011 7:16AM foxhound said

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@Robborboy
"wat", indeed...

...I am definitely NOT taking this on any airplane based personal/business trips if I expect to arrive safely without a caressing--erm, "full on friendship" patdown by some jackass TSA worker. And forget having it as a carry-on, LOL.
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Posted: Oct 13th 2011 10:31AM ComedyInK said

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@Robborboy

In my honest Battlefield Fan Boy opinion, this looks like crap.

Ditch the clay more, ditch the Smoke nade and put the BF "3" Number on it cut out and all grunge'd up and rustic.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:07PM arkweld said

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Who buys this stuff?

The only people I can think of that would, don't have $100 to spend.

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 7:19PM Captaindrek1 said

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@arkweld
Am I the only one who could see this RRODing anyone with an early 360?
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 10:19PM Unit076 said

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@arkweld Actually I just saw someone bought it at a local game store...
Kinda shocked, if you asked me
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:07PM Tippin said

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Is my console supposed to be going to war? battle Armor and Claymores?

Dumb as hell lookin.. J/s

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:07PM Mupod said

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Why?

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:07PM electriceye said

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You've got to like all the innovations in hole technology they've come up with this console generation.

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:11PM xTetheredWingsX said

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Anyone else think this would be bad for the console, because of the extra plastic and heat?..

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:13PM Zebra said

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@xTetheredWingsX

I think it would be bad for your console because it would make anyone beholding its miserable spectacle want to throw it out the nearest storied window.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:13PM Once known as Shadsy said

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That thing is going to overheat like crazy. What is it supposed to do? Now I can't lie it down. Why is it so ugly? Is that thing going to interfere with the touchscreen buttons on either console? Why is it NINETY DOLLARS?

Posted: Oct 13th 2011 1:53AM IAmTheBabyJeezus said

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@Once known as Shadsy

Come on, it's common knowledge that encasing your console in plastic greatly improves it's cooling power.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2011 12:07AM DaveyJones said

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@Once known as Shadsy

Apparently no one on here did their homework before posting up naive comments... The Vaults would NOT be Microsoft LICENSED if they overheated the console. In FACT Microsoft ran a series of rigorous tests on them and found that they actually kept the console cooler. It's 90 dollars because it's a licensed product. Anything licensed these days is going to be more expensive because of the licensing fees that we pay... And lastly RROD is NOT an issue because the Vaults are sitting on a stable foot chassis which prevents the sway and motion of your XBOX. Anything I'm forgetting?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2011 3:10PM Once known as Shadsy said

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@DaveyJones Whether or not this actually cools, it is still SINFULLY UGLY and PHYSICALLY AWKWARD.

...wait, you only registered to comment on this thread? And it's a month old? Get out of here, plant.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:13PM Jameseh said

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What a heap of shit.

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:14PM Tradio said

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these are the products that come out during an economic recession..? this is what will spark demand in your economy....?

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:14PM geniuswithagun said

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Y u no 360 bundle?

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:19PM SitriStahl said

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Strapping a claymore to a console just sounds like a bad idea from the start.
Suffocating it in a plastic box sounds pretty bad, too.

Posted: Oct 13th 2011 7:18AM arkweld said

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@SitriStahl

The claymore isn't going to be a problem. They've put the dangerous side facing away from the console so in the event of some curious thief getting too close he'll be the only one to take any damage.

Well, him and the reputation of anyone who buys this.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:22PM TraceurRyuk Part III said

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They have more on the site... Just look at this abomination.

http://calibur11.com/_assets/images/store/accessory-packs/apocalypse-back.jpg

I mean, this reminds me of those Fisher Price power tool sets.

http://calibur11.com/_assets/images/store/accessory-packs/apocalypse-main.png

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:24PM Carl Doodey said

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You just have bad taste. Those are epic!!!!!
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:30PM TraceurRyuk Part III said

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I have bad taste... Yeah, that must be it.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:43PM LaughingTarget said

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@Carl Doodey

epic (noun) - the act of putting random hardware on a game console without any discernable artistic merit or identifiable theme.

Yup, quite epic.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:43PM Colin said

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@TraceurRyuk Part III

Those look like the kind of Xboxes you'd meet at a terrifying BDSM club.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:49PM Carl Doodey said

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@TraceurRyuk Part III



Ain't that what I said? U have bad taste. It's kool though, we cant all b gud @ Battlefield + Call of Duty.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 7:01PM TraceurRyuk Part III said

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@Carl Doodey

If you're going to troll, make your grammar consistent.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 7:28PM Carl Doodey said

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@TraceurRyuk Part III


grow up. U don't make any sense.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 7:36PM Heffer Wolfe said

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@Carl Doodey

I think his point was that you don't make sense. Which you don't.

What about his comment doesn't make sense? The word "consistent?" Because, uh... the vast majority people can understand what he said just fine.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 7:47PM pluupy said

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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 8:17PM LaughingTarget said

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@Carl Doodey

Right, because a chain, shotgun shells, a power saw, and that thing you roll your garden hose on is perfectly attractive glued to a game console.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 10:31PM TheShaper said

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@TraceurRyuk Part III
I actually laughted at those =)
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:23PM Carl Doodey said

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I need this so bad, I'd buy a MW3 one in a millisecond!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could afford it :(

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:27PM KinseySS said

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@Carl Doodey

I see what you did there
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:24PM Ehker said

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Explosives are cool, but I already duct taped a revolver to my console. It looks boss now.

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:48PM King Johngie the Fourth said

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@Ehker

Asshole. You made me start laughing out loud in walmart
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:26PM onlyk said

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I think the gears one looks pretty good. It's cheaper than some plastic covers/skins that were going on a few years ago.

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:41PM LaughingTarget said

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10 year old designer #1: Claymores and flashbangs are cool, glue them on.

10 year old designer #2: Woooooow! Ya, do that. Mom? Is this cool?

Mom (distracted): Yes it is, very nice, show your father.

Dad: Don't drag me into this, I'm tying to run a business.

Mom (icy glare): Just make it.

Dad: Yes, dear.

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:58PM liquidsoap89 said

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@LaughingTarget

Lesson learned everyone... Letting your kids play violent videogames will cause you to file for divorce.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:47PM Redeemer said

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Forgive my ignorance but are XBox 360s overheating really that big of a concern? I've never had that problem before and I don't think I've heard of other people having this problem as well.

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:51PM Carl Doodey said

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No way. I play Modern Warfare 15 hours a day on my Xbox, they overheat like 1ce a week. But its cool tho, I got a protection plan @ gamestop so I jus tradem in 4 free.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:58PM Carl Doodey said

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No way! I play MW2 17 hours a day on 360, they heat up 1ce a week. But its cool. I got a protection plan @gamestop and tradem in 4 another for free.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:59PM The Scout said

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@Redeemer

Not the slims, but the models before them were horrible.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 7:48PM Crayola Q Pants ESQ said

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@Carl Doodey Your gaming time just increased between posts? Curious
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 11:49PM Captain Underpants and the Bring said

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@Carl Doodey you must get laid constantly.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:48PM KiraXD said

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how can encasing it in a plastic shell POSSIBLY INCREASE airflow over something like... nothing covering it, which gives it infinite unrestricted airflow? just wondering...

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 6:53PM prodigy69 said

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Cooling grid; See drill holes

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 7:19PM CaptainProtonX said

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I assume this thing eats non-shooter games and spits out the disc remnants with the message "No Pussy Games!"

Posted: Oct 12th 2011 7:20PM Anticrawl said

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Eh everything about this is derpy. Luckily they carry these things in stores so anyone curious enough to be tempted to buy one while drunkenly browsing Amazon can avoid doing so, or well for me atleast.

I will say... if they had a version for the larger 360's I might get one for my younger sister. Ever electronic device she uses needs high impact plating to survive more than a week. Yes apparently you can get in an every day scenario that would result in dropping or tipping your xbox, how I don't know.

I'll keep my beautiful slim 360 stock thanks.

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