If the world needs anything, it's more gritty British cop humor -- luckily for humankind, all episodes of Telltale's Hector: Badge of Carnage are on sale now through Oct. 24 for $2.99 each. All three episodes of Hector are available on iPhone and iPad, so if you have some time to kill this weekend and your copy of Hot Fuzz is MIA, Hector may be the man to save the day. Or at least add more awkward comedy to it.
When a hostage crisis erupts in the centre of Clappers Wreake, only one man has the diplomatic finesse to defuse a simmering situation before it boils over into a stew of butchery and bloodshed: Detective Inspector Hector. He’s all they’ve got. Literally. All the other negotiators are dead. Hector has a choice to make: carry out the terrorist’s curiously altruistic demands, or watch as his fellow officers are picked off one by one. Hector’s still on the fence.
Stagger a drunken mile through the Crime Capital of Britain in the size 9s of Detective Inspector Hector: part criminalist, part kebab-fiend, all cop.
Do all the things you’ve dreamed about: hit a tramp with a crowbar, steal a young man’s trousers, kick a heroin addict into a cardboard box, enter a porn shop without embarrassment, carry a designer handbag... all in the name of justice, and all in spectacular ground-breaking 2D.