Weekly Webcomic Wrapup is extremely contagious

We're sick, Internet. The kind of sick that keeps you in bed all day, buried under every blanket in the house with one of those comical red heating bladders on your forehead. We barely have the strength to type, but you depend on the Weekly Webcomic Wrapup for culturally salient webcomics, and dammit we're not going to let you down now.

As we use the very last of our strength to hit the big red "PUBLISH" button on our blogging software, take a look at this week's webcomics, and vote for your favorites after the break. Just, you know, wash your hands afterwards. You don't want this, trust us.

King's Flowchart (Brawl in the Family)
My First Programming Class (Virtual Shackles)
Hacker Attack (Nerf Now!!)
Return To Sender (Awkward Zombie)
Frog In Need, Frog Indeed (Life In Aggro)
Belay That Order (Brentalfloss: The Comic)
Tetromicide (Hejibits)