Look at you. Stylish shoes, sexy pants and no shirt
. You used to have some dignity and now you're walking around like some sort of half hobo. Luckily, we've got you covered (literally). Ladies and gentlemen, we're proud to announce you can now purchase Joystiq T-shirts from TopatoCo
Whether you go with Cory Schmitz's retro-inspired look
(also available in black
) or Josh Smith's sword-inspired design
, one thing's for sure: No one will ever again be able to see your nipples without explicit permission.