Whether you go with Cory Schmitz's retro-inspired look (also available in black) or Josh Smith's sword-inspired design, one thing's for sure: No one will ever again be able to see your nipples without explicit permission.
Presenting Joystiq T-Shirts for you to buy on TopatoCo!
by Justin McElroy 
on Oct 20th 2011 12:00PM
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Whether you go with Cory Schmitz's retro-inspired look (also available in black) or Josh Smith's sword-inspired design, one thing's for sure: No one will ever again be able to see your nipples without explicit permission.
Reader Comments (42)
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:06PM KGameLover1 said
Meh. The only one I'd even consider is The Setup (Black).
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:06PM cantwait2bhome said
Oh. Somehow I thought the sword design would take up a larger portion of the shirt and would go down the length of it.
I'm kind of disappointed to just see it centered like that.
I'm kind of disappointed to just see it centered like that.
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:07PM pluupy said
I love those tags.
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:09PM Axcalibur said
Those shirts look great, especially the two with the consoles. But I just can't imagine anyone wanting to be a walking billboard for Joystiq.
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:11PM Shadowbender said
Yes. I'll never take it off. It's like...Joystiq outside pf the virtual world.
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:23PM Shadowbender said
@Shadowbender
Now someone help me pick a design. (Probably shouldn't ask this).
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Now someone help me pick a design. (Probably shouldn't ask this).
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:13PM shard765 said
They look cool. But for those of you that still want to see my design printed, you can vote for it on Threadless right now!!! http://www.threadless.com/submission/376912/Pixel_Evolution
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Congrats again to the winner!
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Congrats again to the winner!
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:17PM jrobington said
I don't know what you clowns are talking about Smiths sword is freaking biblical. I saved a picture of it as a wallpaper on my phone. I liked the consoles one til I saw the pokemon ball...then it lost me.
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:30PM DrInternet said
@jrobington
Agreed about the stupid ass pokemon ball. And though it is better than anything I could design, the sword ain't doing it for me.
Unfortunately they lost my sale, but I'm sure many others will still purchase.
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Agreed about the stupid ass pokemon ball. And though it is better than anything I could design, the sword ain't doing it for me.
Unfortunately they lost my sale, but I'm sure many others will still purchase.
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:25PM JimmySkinny said
Almost $20, think I'll pass.
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:26PM BigE4284 said
(C) 2011 DSG makes it the best T-shirt ever.
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:41PM A Sandwich said
The sword is pretty great, but I'm looking for something with just a dash of subtlety. Maybe just a Joystiq logo in an unobtrusive place. I'd buy that.
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:43PM zlickrick said
The day you catch me wearing a shirt that has a sword, a companion cube or an effin' pokeball on it........
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 1:54PM Apakal said
@zlickrick
You mean you haven't already cleared out closet space next to your dragon button-ups and your wolf shirts?
I think the sword t-shirt would look great with a pair of khaki cargo shorts, greasy unwashed hair, and a few Cheetos stains.
Did I cover as many stereotypes as the t-shirt does? Probably not.
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You mean you haven't already cleared out closet space next to your dragon button-ups and your wolf shirts?
I think the sword t-shirt would look great with a pair of khaki cargo shorts, greasy unwashed hair, and a few Cheetos stains.
Did I cover as many stereotypes as the t-shirt does? Probably not.
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 2:05PM DarkRookie said
What is that sword based off of. I know I have seen it before without the controller crossguard
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 6:02PM TheUnchosenOne said
@DarkRookie It's War's sword from Darksiders.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 2:09PM Hoops said
What is the white stuff dripping over the top of the TV in one of the shirts? I don't love my videogames THAT much...
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 2:41PM kiddmischief245 said
I was interested until I seen the Pokemon ball. Thanks but no thanks. Still pretty cool shirts.
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 3:14PM Toop said
I had pictured the sword design going on the back of the shirt...
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 3:45PM krautmaster said
haha. They're already running low on the creme size 4XL.
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 3:57PM Gaddes said
Are you guys going to re-print the older katamari shirt? I liked that much more...
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 5:02PM PhalicFemale said
You guys want to make some bucks? Make a shirt that says "Joystiq, bring back the old Podcast". Frickin money!
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 5:15PM Veleax said
Three créme Setup shirts purchased!
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 7:05PM TFXR said
I think it's bizarre that you guys even had a t-shirt contest when you were looking for a 'worn old school' theme. Would've saved a lot of people the hassle.
Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:28PM GewurztraminerX said
Posted: Oct 21st 2011 1:00AM Faenix said
let me buy the sword one in black >.>
