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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:35AM 216 said

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As long as they retain the terrible Italian-English accents, this movie cannot fail.

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:03PM BlueRajasmyk said

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@216
As long as they retain the hours of extremely repetitive fight sequences, this movie cannot fail.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 1:26PM Nytemare said

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@BlueRajasmyk

Fight sequences?

Somebody obviously didn't play the game right ;)
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 3:18PM SPARTAN VI said

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@BlueRajasmyk
Once BlueRajasmyk actually plays an AC game, his comments cannot fail.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:35AM Kettik said

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With my glasses off, that black and red-outlined 'cloth' looks like a kid crouching down wearing a cape.

I didn't think my vision was that bad...

On topic, is this screen grab from a pilot shoot or something?

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:55AM sporkgasm said

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@Kettik It's from those Assassin's Creed: Lineage film shorts they made to promote AC2.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:39AM Dick Socrates said

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The deal is moving fast, pictures from the set already!

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 1:15PM mywhitenoise said

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@Dick Socrates
Probably from the mini-series they made when ACII came out.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:40AM FlashJS said

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Hmmmm, not sure if I would like a movie based on the characters we've already played in the AC games, cuz then you're just adapting the video games to a movie. But also not sure how I feel about an AC movie about some random new assassins....what do others think?

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:50AM Shadowbender said

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@FlashJS

Well if you 're less-enthusiastic about it being based on AC 1, here's a proposal: Subject 16 movie.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:40AM Diet Kane said

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Watch, as Paul W.S. Anderson directs it and replaces Ezio with Milla Jovovich.

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:53AM CoconutSkittle said

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@Diet Kane

And the Oscar goes to...
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:52PM foxhound said

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@Diet Kane
Mark Wahlberg as Ezio

;D
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Posted: Oct 21st 2011 2:30AM Rick1220 said

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@Diet Kane

Nathan Fillion as Dra-- urr uhh Desmond
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:46AM Seroth said

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I hope they don't remove the sci-fi elements from the series. I recall that the books don't mention the Desmond stuff at all, and I can see them saying something like, "Oh, that stuff is too crazy and confusing for your average movie theater audience"

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:29PM CplCupcake said

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@Seroth After the things Inception did I don't think they can "Oh, that stuff is too crazy and confusing for your average movie theater audience" anymore.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:47AM Tommy758 said

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I at least hope it's a different protagonist, I don't think I'd want to see Ezio or Altair after playing as them.

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:48AM Timjoy said

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Hopefully it's directed by someone who normally does kung Fu movies....

That's the only way I could see someone nailing the acrobatics of assassins creed

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:48AM Shadowbender said

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This could turn out to be something really special. The possibilities are pretty much endless for AC in cinematic form, coming from a series already woven with cinematic quality in the first place.

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:51AM A Sandwich said

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I hope they hire an actual writer because, man, have you guys been paying attention to the "story"? Yeesh!

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:10PM Ryuk said

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@A Sandwich yes! I have, in fact that's why I play assassins creed...
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:15PM A Sandwich said

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@Ryuk

That's cool. So, just so we're on the same page, you like the story ironically, right? Like that feeling where you're watching a train wreck and you just keep watching because, "How could it get any worse?" and then somehow it does. That's what you're talking about, right?
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:27PM AxelSteelBMX said

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@A Sandwich I wish I could downvote you harder.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:35PM A Sandwich said

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@AxelSteelBMX

I wish that you couldn't hide behind downvotes and, instead, took the novel approach of defending your opinion.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:51PM AxelSteelBMX said

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@A Sandwich Fine, I'll bite, though I suspect you're just trolling anyway. The story is fine. I don't play Assassin's Creed games for their gameplay (but having great gameplay in these games doesn't hurt at all). My enjoyment of a game is usually directly related to my enjoyment of its story, unless it's something like a rhythm game which has no story and must rely upon its controls.

If I can't get interested in the reasons why the protagonist is doing X, Y or Z, I don't care enough to keep playing. If the protagonist doesn't interest me, I don't care enough to keep playing. I've slogged through games with shitty controls before for the simple reason that I enjoyed the stories that were being told, as well as the characters involved in the story (Koudelka for PS1 being an example that readily pops into my mind).

The Assassin's Creed storyline and characters fit the bill in what I look for in games: an interesting story and interesting characters. I buy each new game in that series because I actively want to know what happens next. It's good that the games are actually fun to play, as well, so finding out how things are going to turn out for these characters I've become attached to isn't nearly as tasking as it could be.

There. That's my opinion. You don't like the story? That's cool. That's your opinion. But your condescending tone is the reason I wish I could downvote you harder, more than anything.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 1:04PM A Sandwich said

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@AxelSteelBMX

Hey, I'm not trying to be condescending and make people feel bad, I'm just going for humorous. And I would much rather have a discussion than a downvote contest. If you like Assassin's Creed, great. It's a fun game. But to me the story is some self-absorbed grad student's wet dream about the veracity of Atheism and how the sun is going to blow up the world. I was totally on board until the ending of AC:2 and then I just couldn't get into it anymore. Plus the yearly rehashings and the over-reliance on Ezio is a real crutch for a series that started out with so much promise.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 1:48PM AxelSteelBMX said

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@A Sandwich It is here that we can reach an accord; Ezio was a fine character, and I enjoyed seeing him grow, but I 100% agree with you: 3 games is too much. I take comfort in the fact that Revelations will be his last.

I also agree with the bit about the sun supposedly blowing up. As a base concept, it's lacking. If properly expanded upon, it could be interesting, considering the way it should tie in with the super-interesting back story of those who came before.

As for yearly releases, it's a little daunting. I'm wary of the brand strength being diluted with annual releases. But as long as Ubisoft can continue to keep me interested, I'll buy a new one when it comes out, regardless of how long it takes. When the overall quality of the games begins to suffer as a side effect of them being released annually (or, god forbid, closer together than that), then I won't give them any excuses to lean on. Complacency could easily kill the franchise.

As for the parallels to Atheism, well, I won't get into that. I make it a point to not discuss religion (or lack thereof) on message boards, because that seems to be something no one can fully agree on. I will say that in the context of Assassin's Creed's story, it reflects the points in history during which men have done terrible things while hiding behind the protective veil of religion, government, or any other sort of deeply-entrenched group in a position of authority. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. The Pieces of Eden are double-edged swords, capable of good or evil depending on the person who wields them.

Unless you're not talking about the villains in the story that work within the church and instead are talking about the ones who came before, and the implied impacts the Pieces of Eden had on history. I see that as less of propaganda and more of a "what if this happened" story element. I sincerely doubt that Ubisoft is on some kind of crusade here with a message like that.

Regardless of whether we see eye-to-eye on everything or not, you're right again in that it's good to have an actual discussion on this kind of stuff. Thanks for that.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 2:08PM A Sandwich said

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@AxelSteelBMX

Hey, no problem and I hear you on religion. I just feel that Assassin's Creed made waves about being a game that confronted religion head on, and I think the whole "Just kidding, there is no truth" is a much weaker choice than picking something that might be controversial and sticking to it.
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Posted: Oct 24th 2011 8:41AM LENSconcept said

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@A Sandwich

holy balls, it's about the sun blowing up? honestly, i've played every console AC and kinda pay attention to the big-picture story (although i prefer the story of the ancestors, being a history/faux-history buff) and i had NO clue that's what was happening... ah well, i mostly play it for the amazing game mechanics and whatnot.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:52AM Klearwater Killer said

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...Directed by Uwe Boll

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 11:56AM Miranda Lawson said

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Just don't make it horrible. Though I don't know how anyone could sit through it, as you watch it your just gonna start squirming to go play the game. "I don't need popcorn, i need my xbox or other assorted console it comes for!" *runs out of theatre*

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:00PM jrobington said

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The scary thing about this idea is how much potential it has to be a really really great or a really really terrible movie. I swear on everything holy if they screw this up... Shakes fist emphatically

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:01PM eat it said

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I just read on yahoo that Jake Gylenhall will play the italian Ezio with a posh english accent that doesn't even exist in England, and Shia Labuff will play a fast talking, cynical, skeptical, Desmond.

And Antonio Banderas will play the main villain, the leader of the Borgias. and anthony hopkins has signed on too. I assume it's just to get another english accent in there just for good measure.

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 1:02PM captplut9465 said

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@eat it

You know it's going to happen. Kristen Bell will be skipped and Rosie Huntingti-whatever will be her replacement.
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:08PM eat it said

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I forgot to add that the movie is set to start in modern day, with a diverse clan of computer hackers setting up their own animus with parts stolen from a major company. I'm pretty sure marlon waynes is going to be one of the main guys, and then there will be a hot blond that is incredible with computers, but don't worry her cleavage will always be bursting out of her top.

It's going to be good guys.Don't worry

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:11PM kmcroc said

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Not Sony Ubisoft they will never relinquish the rights to your franchise, they will milk it & reboot like they have done w/ the spider-man.

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:26PM RichardMitchell said

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test

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:34PM pluupy said

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@RichardMitchell
POST OF THE YEAR RIGHT DERR

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 12:49PM CplCupcake said

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I wonder if Kristen Bell will reprise her role as Lucy.

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 1:26PM Cybexx said

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I really liked the live action prequel Ubisoft did for Assassin's Creed 2 so if Ubisoft themselves are making this it could actually be pretty good.

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 4:36PM Darki Dreamside said

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Am losing faith in the franchise. Revelations will have to be more than Aassasins Creed 2.7 to restore it.

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 5:20PM SolCross said

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"Through the division, Ubisoft wants to maintain more creative control over the development of its games for other platforms rather than broker traditional one-off licensing deals with studios, something that proved key during the bidding process with Sony."

Sounds like Sony would be mostly distributing the film, while Ubisoft handles the creative work, which is the way it should be.

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 5:44PM KylHu said

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But who will they get to play Lucy???

(My vote's for Nathan Fillion.)

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 7:07PM Prboi said

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@KylHu

It's gonna be Nolan North
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Posted: Oct 20th 2011 7:06PM Prboi said

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If it's anything like the Liniage series they made before AC2, then this will be a must see

Posted: Oct 20th 2011 7:07PM Prboi said

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lineage*
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2011 11:35PM PlagueDoctor357 said

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Man. It better not turn out like the Prince of Persia movie. That seriously sucked. They actually had a Wayne's world joke in there. Buddy opens the door to people training all corny like Wayne would love to do. Hah.

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