What happens when Bastion's ever-present contextual narrator lands in some of gaming's most famous titles? Pure hilarity, as seen in the Dorkly-crafted video above.
Bastion narrator takes a hilarious journey through other games
by Ben Gilbert 
on Nov 3rd 2011 5:30PM
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What happens when Bastion's ever-present contextual narrator lands in some of gaming's most famous titles? Pure hilarity, as seen in the Dorkly-crafted video above.
Reader Comments (27)
Posted: Nov 3rd 2011 5:33PM ouenwoof said
God, I love Logan Cunningham.
Posted: Nov 3rd 2011 5:33PM (Unverified) said
I can't be the only person whose Bastion experience was ruined by the constant narration can I?
Posted: Nov 3rd 2011 6:44PM Liquidfingers said
@Cleric
lol, what? oh...wait, it's just you, Cleric. should have known.
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lol, what? oh...wait, it's just you, Cleric. should have known.
Posted: Nov 3rd 2011 5:36PM Brian333 said
He finds his way to the comments section and slowly reaches for his keyboard. He deliberately punches each key, as if the letters will somehow translate into words that mean something... anything.
Posted: Nov 3rd 2011 6:33PM Perfidious Sinn said
@Brian333 This comment is so much funnier than that video.
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Posted: Nov 3rd 2011 5:57PM kalmis said
Hmm doesn't sound exactly like him
Posted: Nov 3rd 2011 5:59PM MaZZM said
Lol that was great
Posted: Nov 3rd 2011 6:08PM ehuitema said
This was hilarious...
The narrator was an incredible part of Bastion as was the music.
The narrator was an incredible part of Bastion as was the music.
Posted: Nov 3rd 2011 6:14PM Hivetyrant said
This one seemed a little rushed, sounds like he's speaking a bit too fast. but I still love it.
That voice is delicious.
That voice is delicious.
Posted: Nov 3rd 2011 6:33PM Jovrick said
I would like to point out that this is the best thing ever.
Posted: Nov 3rd 2011 6:47PM Undulation said
I don't get it, just sounds like overacting to me?
The game footage seems wrong too. I only watched the Sonic and Mario clips but Mario seemed bigger and the physics in Sonic look broke?
The game footage seems wrong too. I only watched the Sonic and Mario clips but Mario seemed bigger and the physics in Sonic look broke?
Posted: Nov 3rd 2011 8:57PM Paragon8 said
I wanted to hear a little bit of Dark Souls in there:
"...The Hell?! THAT DRAGON THING IS LIKE 12 TIMES BIGGER THAN ME HOW IS THIS EVEN FAIR?"
"...The Hell?! THAT DRAGON THING IS LIKE 12 TIMES BIGGER THAN ME HOW IS THIS EVEN FAIR?"
Posted: Nov 3rd 2011 9:03PM Electrium said
Confirmation: This actually isn't the narrator.
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/lwljh/iama_dev_team_of_bastion_the_action_rpg_where_an/c2w5tqm
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/lwljh/iama_dev_team_of_bastion_the_action_rpg_where_an/c2w5tqm
