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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 10:29AM NinjaJesus said

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Am I the only one who thought this was a toilet at first glance?

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 10:34AM DekuTree said

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@NinjaJesus

Yes.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 10:41AM CaptainProtonX said

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@NinjaJesus

I was thinking "a testicle scanner" actually.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 11:04AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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@CaptainProtonX

....II'm equally repulsed and curious regarding the applications of the testicle scanner.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 11:23AM (Unverified) said

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@NinjaJesus They are just riding this pooptrain as far as it will go. Nobody wants to have to buy tons of peripherals when the kinect does it all with just one.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 11:36AM foxhound said

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@The Blank Mage Returns
I'm told the TSA was looking into applied use of this sort.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 12:02PM legacybush said

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@(Unverified) Just... stop
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 12:41PM (Unverified) said

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@legacybush Stop what? If anything needs to stop, its the pouring of these ridiculous peripherals.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 10:30AM Calatia said

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When did Nintendo become Fisher-Price?

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 10:37AM CaptainProtonX said

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@Calatia

NA November 19, 2006
JP December 2, 2006
AUS December 7, 2006
EU December 8, 2006
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 10:40AM Shockwave said

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@Calatia

About 5 years ago.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 11:36AM TwEE said

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@Calatia

When they had to package a toy robot with their console so North American stores would stock thier product?

When they packed in a toy lazer gun?

When they released a mario paint?

Or when they sold a bazooka shaped controller for the Snes?

When dudes when?

You people...
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 12:12PM DekuTree said

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@CaptainProtonX

Badum-tish.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 10:33AM pedasn said

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that looks even bulkier than the 3DS analog stick attatchment. honestly nintendo, what are you thinking?

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 12:14PM KaBob799 said

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@pedasn
This is obviously just a patent and not a product they are actually considering releasing.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 10:33AM CaptainProtonX said

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...don't they have BIGGER issues at the moment?

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 11:14AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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@CaptainProtonX

Yes, but I get the impression that they're making things like that to avoid thinking about them. It's probably a bit of an elephant in the room at meetings.

"We've developed this touch pad for the Wii! It's not completely hideous, and it should allow for some forwards compatibility for upcoming WiiU titles!"
"....But we still have no titles for the WiiU, do we?"
"...Nooo, but when we DO, they'll be compatible, so..."
*Awkwards Silence*
"What's next on the agenda?"
"Adding LEDs that light up in the presence of moisture."
"....Get to it."
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 11:24AM Suichimo said

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@CaptainProtonX

You honestly think this is something that they intend to sell? The far more likely idea is that this was the starting point for the Wii U controller.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 11:36AM CaptainProtonX said

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@The Blank Mage Returns

"...didn't we lose nearly 1 billion dollars this year?"
"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! THIS LED THING IS LOUD!"
"The money...1 BILLION."
"WHAAAAAAAAAA??? TOO LOUD!"
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 10:33AM Timjoy said

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Whoa.... It looks almost like a nail in a coffin....

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 10:35AM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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"Have you ever been high as f**k?"

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 10:36AM King Johngie the Fourth said

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JUST STOP IT NINTENDO!

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 10:54AM onlyonthurs said

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looks like a meat grinder lol

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 11:02AM AwRy108 said

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@onlyonthurs ...now I can NEVER un-see that.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 11:05AM onlyonthurs said

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@AwRy108

haha
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 1:48PM Ruinkind said

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@onlyonthurs

Move over, R.O.B.! Here comes something meatier!
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 11:00AM Design by Adrian said

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WTFmote

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 11:12AM Suichimo said

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Likely, this was the starting point of the Wii U controller. Even more likely this will never see the consumer side of things.

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 11:18AM Dick Socrates said

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Cooking Momma garlic crusher peripheral.

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 11:30AM Koming said

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Aprils Fools on November?

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 11:44AM Grimbear13 said

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As terrible as it looks the actual idea I don't think is too bad. Like other comments said though they have other things they should be working on outside of more periphs for the Wiimote. Like some software for this new handheld I have. Or some launch software for Wii-U, since I bit on what they did for 3DS (Showing a ton of great games for the system and then being like "Oh those games? They'll be out by holiday 2012", and or over pricing rereleases $40 for OoT is unacceptable). But yeah I like the idea and if they hadn't released so many cheeky periphs at this point I'd almost be behind it... almost

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 11:50AM singleandlovinit said

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so this is how you make a million dollars

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 12:09PM Kamalot said

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While this doesn't look much like a 'product' the actual use of tech is really damn clever.

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 12:10PM Kamalot said

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@Kamalot

I just realized... this is a mini Microsoft Surface... minus the screen. :D
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Posted: Nov 4th 2011 12:42PM Starcade said

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I'm beginning to wonder if Nintendo has lost their way

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 12:43PM RuleBook said

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Batten down the hatches!

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 1:02PM balbonits said

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it is happening! Nintendo is gonna patent troll in the next 10+ yrs. We've seen the signs (more recycling of titles, lesser number of new ones, too much accessories for their accessories)

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 2:06PM tyrant1224 said

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DIY Colonoscopy!

Thanks Nintendo!

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 2:57PM imtheman said

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And they wonder why they are losing money.

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 3:37PM Cryonaka said

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This is why I love Nintendo. Thinking outside of the box is what they do best. As long as they keep their prices low and have that same imagination, I don't think they will fail. I think now what matters is properly implementing their ideas.

Posted: Nov 4th 2011 5:45PM (Unverified) said

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O.o Uhm .... really?

Posted: Nov 5th 2011 2:27AM Hatchet said

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That Looks horrible!!

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