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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 12:33PM xiLeShadow said

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So I can go from major NOOB to Ultra pro in Call of Duty in less then 2 Minutes?

Seems about right.

Posted: Nov 6th 2011 12:45PM KGameLover1 said

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@xiLeShadow
I love you for doing this.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 12:58PM Miranda Lawson said

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@KGameLover1 All smiles.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 2:19PM rullers said

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@xiLeShadow
Aww. And I thought I was so goddamned clever when I thought of this in my mind.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 3:13PM Knoxrun said

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@rullers This about sums it up.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 3:14PM GTThaAceman said

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@xiLeShadow You win!
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 12:41PM Mr Hett said

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This can't be call if duty. Those guns have recoil!

Posted: Nov 6th 2011 12:41PM DeadpooI said

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They spelt noob with two zeroes, that's how you know this trailer is hip and with it. Old people just don't understand the radical ways us youngsters combine letters and numbers.

Posted: Nov 6th 2011 12:49PM HobbitGamer said

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@DeadpooI xX 1s Th1S wr1ht? Xx
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 12:56PM (Unverified) said

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@HobbitGamer
Add some random capitals and include 420, death, pro and sniper then it''ll be perfect.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 12:56PM (Unverified) said

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@HobbitGamer
Add some random capitals and include 420, death, pro and sniper then it''ll be perfect.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 1:37PM DeadpooI said

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Dat double post.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 6:02PM Negatron said

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@DeadpooI

Old people just dont get it, says Deadpooi
:)
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 12:45PM (Unverified) said

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How do I get ready for a game I have no intention of buying?

Posted: Nov 6th 2011 12:51PM HobbitGamer said

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@(Unverified) By commenting on something that doesn't interest you at all, thereby contributing nothing to the topic, I think you're about as ready as you can get.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 12:59PM Miranda Lawson said

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@(Unverified) oorah.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 1:28PM Faceless Troll said

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@HobbitGamer Which is worse? Contributing nothing, or posting only to point out that nothing was contributed?
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 3:47PM PedoJokerBear said

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@Faceless Troll

contributing nothing F.T.W.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 5:45PM HobbitGamer said

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@Faceless Troll I prefer to think I was answering a legitimate question. I makes me feel a little less pathetic than what I really did.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 12:49PM cylet said

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Jonah Hill looks weird without his fat

Posted: Nov 6th 2011 12:56PM FlashJS said

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@cylet

I don't think he looks distinctive now. If no one told me who he was and I just saw him in a random video, I probably wouldn't know it was him.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 5:59PM sfadgsdawfadgd said

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@cylet is that what a skinny american looks like?
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 12:52PM Daithlee said

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i don't get why people complain about a game they aren't forced to play or have any intention on buying...cries for attention to me.

Posted: Nov 6th 2011 1:56PM rapidshot said

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@Daithlee haven't you heard dissing COD is what all the cool kids are doing.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 2:25PM OnToGloryReturns said

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@Daithlee

Oh please, please, please give me attention!!

Seriously, the franchise is just annoying - the seventh minor iteration of a low skill, spaz fest shooter from a publisher that has a creatively bankrupt portfolio. Add to that one of the biggest scams of DLC (not to mention the games themselves have been $60 map packs) and it's just franchise fatigue - I enjoyed COD 2 and 4 and after the broken hack fest of MW2 I was done.

Let it die a death
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 3:14PM ItchyBarracuda said

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@OnToGloryReturns You're exactly what we're talking about. Go get a life and find something worthwhile to complain about.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 4:14PM OnToGloryReturns said

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@ItchyBarracuda

You're right - a mediocre, overpriced, copy n paste franchise isn't really worth complaining about
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 5:16PM xenophy said

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@ItchyBarracuda
People dislike that this franchise is worn out and is offering almost nothing new to the table. GET OVER IT. Some people feel that effort shouldnt be going towards something that is almost identical to the last product. How does not wanting to spend money and play the same thing over and over again make you have no life? People have every right to complain
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 6:08PM kentuckyfried said

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@ItchyBarracuda

War....war never changes.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 6:12PM kentuckyfried said

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@OnToGloryReturns

That's OK, everybody is entitled to that sort of opinion.
It's just that we've only heard it enough to last several lifetimes.

The point that the people who really enjoy cod are trying to make is that there hasn't been really a good sequel to COD4, mw2 was supposed to be it but it didn't quite deliver. If this were modern warfare 10 and they still hadn't gotten their sh1t together, then the cod haters can complain freely as much as you want, but given that they haven't [yet], all the complaining about copy-and-paste franchise is a bit unwarranted.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 8:32PM iPear said

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@kentuckyfried damn, sent shivers down my spine.
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Posted: Nov 8th 2011 2:30AM ItchyBarracuda said

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@xenophy Like I said. Why do you freaking care? You keep whining because you WANT people to care that you have an contrarian belief. Because if you believe arguing with strangers on a discussion forum is somehow going to solve the qualm you have about a franchise, than what I said still stands correct.

You're wasting your time. Either go tell the people it matters to or get a life.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 12:54PM AceManUSC said

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Is that the new Spartacus?

Posted: Nov 6th 2011 1:02PM (Unverified) said

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Can we please get rid of the word 'noob?' It kills me every time I read/hear it.

Posted: Nov 6th 2011 1:28PM xiLeShadow said

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So you haven't ever heard of it then? Seeing as you are still alive.

Unless....
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 1:47PM (Unverified) said

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@xiLeShadow

...Unless I wasn't speaking literally, yes
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 1:53PM MontEdZuma said

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@xiLeShadow ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 1:19PM damnreds said

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i laughed. even haters gotta appreciate activision poking fun at one of their core franchises.

Posted: Nov 6th 2011 2:54PM Slomoshun said

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@damnreds

How can anyone appreciate anything from Activision...

Unless they make a decision to get out of the video game business, I could appreciate that.

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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 5:04PM ThatGuyFromTV said

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@damnreds This trailer did the same thing that the Black Ops trailer did to me last year. I wasn't gonna get it because I figured it was gonna be the same serious old shit... then I saw this throw all the serious shit out the window and go crazy, and I'm like, "...dammit, they got me again."
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 1:28PM isotrex said

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Needs more tube!!! haha

Posted: Nov 6th 2011 2:09PM Uncommon said

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@isotrex I was thinking the same thing! Who wants to throw a grenade when you can shoot it out of a tube?!
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Posted: Nov 8th 2011 2:57PM Genaldar said

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@Uncommon You know everyone hates the little pricks who use grenade launchers because they have no skill right?
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 1:31PM (Unverified) said

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should i have used i knife??? bwahhahaha

Posted: Nov 6th 2011 1:44PM iceytoa1 said

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I love this video XD

When they're ind the plan like Mile High Club and the door comes off and The n00b's just like :O
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 1:44PM (Unverified) said

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I just got a great comparison for this game and the Apple iPhone.

New ones come out about every year that are slightly different "better" (such as a voice app gimmick) or several new guns.


PERFECT!

Posted: Nov 6th 2011 2:24PM iceytoa1 said

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The difference is that one is only available on an overly expensive 24 month contract with an up front fee and a huge charge if you want to upgrade to the new one during your contract while the other costs about the same as one month of that contract, two if you include xbox live, 3 if your include the game, CoD ELITE and Xbox Live.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 2:38PM Oddgirl said

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@(Unverified) Really? iPhone is the best you can do?

How about... the entire effing automotive industry?
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 4:47PM NPTran23 said

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Hey guys I'm going to compare a video game called Call of Duty to an iPhone.

Even though based on my reasoning of "new every year" you can compare Call of Duty to other things such as, other video games, cars, computers, tv shows, movies, books, music, etc I think comparing it to an iPhone is just right.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2011 5:11PM PR0F3TA said

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@NPTran23

LUUK @ MEHZ I H8 APPLZ AND AKTIVIZON 2. I HAZ KOKIE NAO?
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