If you've just finished Dark Souls and are looking for an entirely new method of torturing yourself through video games, this new project from QWOP developer Bennet Foddy should suit your needs quite well. It's called Poleriders, and it's a competitive, two-player pole vaulting game. Only, instead of trying to use a pole to clear a raised bar, you're trying to either kick a ball through your opponent's goal, or kick your opponent's head, which is also tantalizingly ball-shaped.
Truth be told, we didn't find it nearly as difficult as QWOP -- though, we suppose difficulty will change based on the relative pole vaulting skill of your adversary. Vaulting against your roommate? No problem. Vaulting against four-time US Nation Outdoor Champion vaulter Jeff Hartwig? Well then, buster, you're in for a world of hurt.
Reader Comments (11)
Posted: Nov 9th 2011 1:12AM Heffer Wolfe said
Given the immaturity of a number of the gamers I meet online, I suspect that Foddy will regret naming his game Poleriders...
Posted: Nov 9th 2011 1:27AM Crayola Q Pants ESQ said
@Heffer Wolfe
I'm guessing you mean because it will make them think of Polar Express, right? Or maybe Snow Dogs with Cuba Gooding Jr, since he was riding around in the north pole or something
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I'm guessing you mean because it will make them think of Polar Express, right? Or maybe Snow Dogs with Cuba Gooding Jr, since he was riding around in the north pole or something
Posted: Nov 9th 2011 1:32AM DaRabidDuckie said
@Heffer Wolfe
Given the immaturity of a number of the gamers we all meet online, I'm sure that was exactly the point. :p
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Given the immaturity of a number of the gamers we all meet online, I'm sure that was exactly the point. :p
Posted: Nov 9th 2011 1:33AM Heffer Wolfe said
@Crayola Q Pants ESQ
Naturally, what else would I talking about?
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Naturally, what else would I talking about?
Posted: Nov 9th 2011 1:45AM Heffer Wolfe said
@Heffer Wolfe
*what else would I be talking about?
Joystiq, we need to talk. You're one of the biggest game sites on the internet. Now that this has been accomplished, would it kill you to give us an edit button?
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*what else would I be talking about?
Joystiq, we need to talk. You're one of the biggest game sites on the internet. Now that this has been accomplished, would it kill you to give us an edit button?
Posted: Nov 9th 2011 1:14AM Schlecht said
I only made it 30.2 meters in QWOP, but I made that distance in a full running stride damnit!
Posted: Nov 9th 2011 1:53AM (Unverified) said
To me QWOP isn't a game; it's a tool for comedy gold.
Posted: Nov 9th 2011 6:14AM Boring K said
Joystiq Phrase of the Day: "tantalizingly ball-shaped"
Posted: Nov 9th 2011 9:05AM Radi0ActivSquid said
I'll expect to see this on Rage Quit soon.






