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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 10:46AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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This is the same country that bans vag or peen in pr0n.....I'm not shocked in the least. **Goes to watch uncensored Hentai**

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:00AM Hunter141072 said

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@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi

This is very easy to fix, just cut the balls from the bat and call it a tentacle, i can assure you that they ´d get the Teens rating with this fix.
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:07AM teeftwo said

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@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi

While you're at it Google search "Sexy Beach 3" Has full nudity.
Also, "Rapelay" They were both created by a Japanese company.
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:22AM Faceless Troll said

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@Hunter141072 I thought all they had to do was put a black line through the middle and it was gravy.
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:27AM AntiVillian said

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@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi

it should just be pixelated.

actually the western version should be pixelated too, people will probably disagree but I'd find it more funny if it was pixelated.
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:30AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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@teeftwo they can all be created by a japanese company. That means nothing in terms of the law. They have had the same law about genitals being seen in videos, books, comics, games, etc. for years. They make tones of toon porn tho. So while it can be unedited when sold outside of Japan....in Japan it has to be censored in order for it to be sold on the shelves or retail sites
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 5:49PM onan said

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@teeftwo Neither RapeLay nor Sexy Beach 3 have full nudity. Both are heavily censored with mosaic blurring. What you're finding pictures and video of versions heavily modified by a technically sophisticated western audiences... which is also why you're probably seeing English in those screenshots.

As someone who has spent far too much time playing hentai games in the past: None are (legally) sold in Japan uncensored. The same goes for porn. Anything you've seen uncensored was uncensored for export only. In fact, many Japanese fans will make a point of reimporting the exported movies specifically because of that.
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 10:47AM NPTran23 said

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They're just mad it's not a tentacles bat.

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 10:47AM foxhound said

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"Tell you what... we'll take out the d-bat, and we'll simply give out worn teen girl SAINTS ROW THE THIRD panties as a preorder bonus instead."
"YOSHA!!"

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:36AM Tunguska said

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@foxhound lmao thank you for posting that.
"This from the country that sells used panties from vendon
machines." was the 1st thought that came to my mind.
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 10:48AM eat it said

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hold up, Japan?!!

I thought Japan was the birthplace of everything weird and sexual on this planet. This game seems as if it was heavily influenced by japanese culture

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 10:59AM DevilSei said

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@eat it

It's also one of the most contradictory areas in the world too I'm sure. While true they love all things tentacle-pr0n and more abstract and downright weird then that, whether it be drawn, game, or anime.

They also love themselves some strict discipline and being rather.... censor-happy.
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 10:49AM Dick Socrates said

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Don't you just love consistency? Look at their crazy porn, much of it involving women dressed as children and crying and they have a problem with this?

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 10:49AM AFATALERR0R said

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Joystiq just reported on a story about dildoes and showed an image of someone getting beaten by one. Thanks Saints Row 3!!

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 10:50AM (Unverified) said

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>Japan

Hentai of underage girls being raped to death by tentacle monsters?

Fine

Realistic dildos?

UNACCEPTABLE!

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:00AM Prince David said

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@(Unverified) isn't the hypocrisy amazing? People in this country LITERALLY worship the male organ. Look it up, they have shrines and festivals dedicated to it. Its amazing that people in that country have no problem with pedophilia animated pornography.
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:27AM Faceless Troll said

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@Prince David Not much worse than America's own hypocrisy about sex, really.

Like all the anti-gay marriage lawmakers that wind up having a gay sex love affair with a male rent-boy.
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 12:34PM Prince David said

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@Faceless Troll

Except the public in the USA cares when they hear about pedophiles
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 1:41PM Faceless Troll said

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@Prince David Which explains why everyone's defending Penn State's coach right?
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 3:28PM (Unverified) said

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@Faceless Troll

Touche
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 10:54AM RickGhastly said

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I've been coming to this site for years and this is hands-down the best article title, ever.

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 10:59AM Helghast102 said

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That just removes all of the fun in using it, doesn't it?

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:01AM ObiBen8 said

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USA!! USA!! USA!!!

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:12AM foxhound said

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@ObiBen8
AMERICAAAAAA
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 12:51PM Mystictrust said

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Uhoh. Here comes the "Team America" theme song...
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:02AM (Unverified) said

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Oh, Japan. So modest of you.

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:03AM Calatia said

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You had me at "rigid dildo".

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:06AM PlagueDoctor357 said

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Anyway. It's not an accurate depiction of a cock in Japan. So they censor it.

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 12:57PM freaparn said

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@PlagueDoctor357

Three feet long when semi-flaccid, rubberized, and capable of beating a man to death. If that is an accurate depiction of a cock *anywhere*, we need to nuke the site from orbit.
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 3:42PM GuitarHero666 said

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@freaparn No, you need to make a porn web ring there. BIGGEST COCKS IN THE BUSINESS FOR REAL!
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:08AM DeadpooI said

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PRE-ORDER CANCELLED

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 5:49PM Dizazter said

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@DeadpooI

Consider your life...(removes sunglasses)...RECONSIDERED.
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:10AM cobrausn said

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Rigid dildo restrictions? So does that mean we only get floppy dildos in the Japanese version?

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:22AM Mach2 said

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@cobrausn
The...exact opposite, actually.
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:10AM TheSecretMe said

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LOL I remember reading the article where that dildo bat was "reviewed." The pic with the dude standing there in his pimp hat holding the dong is epic! http://www.destructoid.com/review-saints-row-the-third-dildo-baseball-bat-215241.phtml

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:12AM Pugnaciousturtle said

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Really Japan?

You draw the line at the floppy dildo bat?

Really?

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:12AM CaptainProtonX said

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I've seen bigger, more purprly things in anime than that thing.

Double standards RULE!

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:14AM Janitor said

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Why don't they just blur it out like they do in porn? all would be well then.

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:21AM monkeypants said

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never realized the bat had balls

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:23AM sammo21 said

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Is it just me or is there humor even in saying "RIGID DILDO".

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:33AM Emil Muzz said

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Reading this made me LOL

Well done JC. :)

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:38AM Yisrael said

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WOW Japan funny enough, when they said saints row 4 was going to be crazier me and my friend said they only way they could do that if they consulted the professionals (Japan) guess we was wrong.

I am joking, I just said it to my self. I don't actually have any friends

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:39AM Tunguska said

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A different thought, imagine if they were giving dildos as bonuses with the game.
Love to be at a Gamestop watching parents picking up orders for their kids.

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:44AM foxhound said

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@Tunguska
I could also imagine the flood of calls to DCF from other "concerned" parents...
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Posted: Nov 12th 2011 2:05PM mcnichoj said

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@Tunguska
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HWEXUzzmDY
A pocket vibrator is fine too.
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:44AM xkaosu9x said

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私の陰茎の武器!それはもはや十分なリアリズムを持っていません!

Posted: Nov 11th 2011 11:54AM Janitor said

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@xkaosu9x そう私はそれ上の任意の静脈が表示されない
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 1:38PM Hoops said

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@Janitor 1便の手叩くことの音は何であるか。
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Posted: Nov 11th 2011 1:54PM The Aquacharger said

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@xkaosu9x
What?
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