Impulse Technology suing Nintendo for patent infringement

By this with Nintendo and their constant barrages of lawsuits I am surprised that we have not seen two Italian plumber bothers named Mario & Luigi sue them.

Ah but lets never say never,

If you need a safety harness to play a video game then I think you are doing something incredibly wrong.

Is that a pic of the balance board or the trazer machine? They are too similar to me.

Nintendo, How could you? I mean other than the colours, there is no difference in the hardware! How did you think this wouldn't get back to you?

Why yes I am quite drunk, why do you ask?

I just love patent trolls.

Looking to make some quick cash? Your best solution: sue large companies with products more streamlined than yours.

What are you talking about, this looks nothing like the Wii

Here's some free legal advice Impulse, you don't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning. That is all.

Please, if that machine is anything like a Balance Board, I'm playing Gears 3 right now. And the disturbing lack of AA batteries in this house for my X360 controllers says you lose Impulse!

Mmhm, is that so
MOVING ON...

If I was the original company who tried to sue Nintendo for money, I would sue these guys for stealing my ideas.

People who never intend to do anything with their technology suing the guys who actually manage to do something with devices about 2% similar to theirs.....

I've never understood why this happens.....

Did the Microsoft lawsuit actually happen? I doubt they won. So what makes them think they will win against Nintendo?

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I'm not sure what to make of the cord attached to his groin.

Impulse, stop trolling and GTFO.

Dear Impulse, sod off and go to hell


Sincerely, someone who doesn't give a sh** about your phony lawsuits.

Wow, it's almost like Edge Games all over again. This time over patent rather than trademark, but whatever.

Hopefully these losers get called out for being trolls in court like Edge (eventually) did.