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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 3:57PM Truant said

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I used to rock a ponytail like you, till I took an arrow everywhere else but my knee.

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 5:19PM Dionkey said

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@Truant That was god-awful, I'm sorry.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 5:37PM Faenix said

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@Truant

Anyone that uses that arrow joke, and any varient, should be slapped.

Its getting out of control
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 6:10PM Dionkey said

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@Faenix Blame MemeBase and Reddit, they're like children that don't know how to drop jokes.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 7:29PM ZayCube said

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@Truant I used to make bad jokes too, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 9:07PM whylekat said

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@Truant

I really don't get the hugeness of that joke. It's not even just a Joystiq thing like the ever lovable DSG (bring that back!). Arrow to the knee is spanning across almost every gaming site I read!

It's seriously not even said in the game that often!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 4:09PM logicbus said

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I got Witcher 1 for $2.49 eleven days ago on Steam. I'm now waiting for Steam to have a comparable sale on Witcher 2.

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 5:07PM DevilSei said

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@logicbus

Steam did have The Witcher 2 on sale for... like 40% off or so. Amazon also had the game for $16 several days ago. You just really have to keep your eyes open for it.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 4:10PM Liquidfingers said

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i really hope they bring the first Witcher to consoles like they are with the second. i have a shitty, shitty computer that can't give The Witcher series the respect it deserves, but i would love to experience it in its entirety.

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 4:28PM xiLeShadow said

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@Liquidfingers

They already attempted to do that. They canceled it.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 4:32PM Liquidfingers said

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@xiLeShadow

they cancelled the second one, the first, or both? sucks either way...
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 4:54PM Colin said

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@Liquidfingers

The first. The second one is still on the way to the 360.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 9:04PM whylekat said

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@Colin

Yeah Witcher 2 is still coming but there's no release date so who knows. Q1 2012 could easily turn into Q4 2012 or NEVERRRRRRR.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2011 1:19AM This Little Man Says His Name Is said

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@xiLeShadow

They didn't cancel the first one exactly. They halted their work on it so that they could focus all their efforts onto getting 2 finished.

They've also said they'd like to go back to it after wrapping up the work they had underway. So it could be possible we'll hear more about The White Wolf after they release 2 for the 360.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 4:25PM salvage said

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The Witcher 2 is in some ways better than Skyrim, combat to be sure. I got about 30 hours into it before I stopped because my attention span is really short, I still want to finish it but it's impossible to finish any game with a new one coming out every third week.

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 4:39PM Dirty said

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@salvage

I've got the same problem with skyrim. I can't focus on getting anything done.....oooh look a butterfly.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 5:40PM Faenix said

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@salvage

You had me till the last sentence, then you totally went in a different direction.

Skyrim has too much crap to explore, I get walking in one direction and I end up going into various caves, find side quests - completely ignoring the main quest, finally complete the 7th one before I got doing more side quests/misc - 15 later, I've still not been back to finish the main story. XD

At the rate im going I dont think I'll beat it by christmas..
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 5:46PM Liquidfingers said

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@Dirty

i think that's everyones problem with games like Skyrim, Oblivion, and Fallout 3. there's just so much shit to do that it's easy not to do what you're "supposed" to be doing.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 5:50PM salvage said

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@Faenix & Dirty

Oh yeah, it's impossible to focus, I got lost in this whole Dwarf ruins thing for days, completely forgot what I came up there for.

Oh please Jebus let me finish it before Mass Effect 3.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 7:00PM Faenix said

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@salvage

least you got months, I get Mass Effect 2 on christmas, which I need to beat by Feb 3rd for Final Fantast XIII-2 .. then I got Mass Effect 3 after that.

Doubt thats enough time, lmfao
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 8:07PM salvage said

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@Faenix

I actually would like the industry to take a year off so I could catch up.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 9:01PM whylekat said

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@salvage

I love those games but damn that arrow in the knee if you aren't totally right!

Oblivion I have 136+ hrs in and never did one main quest mission!!

Fallout 3 I capped the lvl before I even got 30% through the game, then I stopped playing cause I find it uninteresting if I'm no longer progessing lvls.

Skyrim is amazing but it sure is hard to sit yourself down and complete specific tasks!
"ok, I'll QUICKLY turn this quest in and start off towards the main quest nearby..."
meanwhile QUICKLY turns into 2+ hrs of dialog and inventory/shop menus and now I have like 10 more side quests drawing my attention away from the main story!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 4:34PM iceveiled said

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*navigates to steam and waits*

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 5:10PM blueskyv201 said

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I really want to buy this but I've already spent too much money on games in last 2 weeks. So, I'll resist for now. Hopefully, it'll be on sale again for Christmas.

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 6:07PM Faenix said

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@SlyBeast

Reminder: Dont be a douche. Buy your games, at the very least buy the good games (Witcher and witcher 2 are in the good section)

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 6:08PM theSkillfull1 said

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Does GOG have the GUEST FOR GLORY games on it yet? No?

:(

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 6:15PM UselessNameHere said

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@SlyBeast
Stop being a douche.

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 6:36PM blueskyv201 said

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@SlyBeast
You are part of the problem.

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 6:55PM Draugdraugr said

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@Beltyra

Trolls saying stupid things? How shocking!

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 7:02PM Beltyra said

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@Draugdraugr (Mocking reference to last weeks article about pirating the game)

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 7:35PM theSkillfull1 said

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@nmkfhuofsa

Accept the credit card? Okay, fine, give it to me.

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 8:49PM whylekat said

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Damn it I really wish my laptop could run these! Who knows where to buy / how to install graphics cards for laptops??

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 10:22PM Draugdraugr said

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@whylekat

Your laptop manufacturer is going to have the pertinent information on that. It may or may not be an option, depending on the laptop.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2011 8:54PM whylekat said

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@SlyBeast

Although I agree good games should be bought, funny story:

I recently bought the adventure game The Whispering World off steam and the audio during the cutscenes skips so bad it's unbearable and renders the game worthless since you miss out on a good portion of the story. Checked Steam forums, the developers forums, and even random help forums found via google. All sources lead to no fix possible.

I downloaded the game off Torrents and it works perfectly. So in that scenerio I feel dumb for supporting a developer/game with my hard earned cash when they won't even patch an obvoius deal breaking problem.

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 10:36PM SlyBeast said

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@Faenix

No.

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 10:36PM SlyBeast said

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@UselessNameHere

No.

Posted: Dec 8th 2011 10:38PM SlyBeast said

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@Beltyra

Me too!

Posted: Dec 9th 2011 12:26AM blueskyv201 said

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@SlyBeast
In that case, what our society need is more fools. I wish I could come to your house and steal everything you own. Wonder if that would change your view on morality.

Do you also steal food and clothing from your local supermarket too?

Posted: Dec 9th 2011 2:51PM SlyBeast said

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@blueskyv201

No, because you can't download food and clothing. Duh! What a dummy.
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