Christmas is about a lot more than presents, you know. Various storied religious histories not withstanding, modern Christmas is about spending time with the people you love and making sure that we as a culture slow down enough to appreciate to the parts of our lives that really, truly matter.
That being said, what better way is there to show your appreciation for another human being than by showering them with materialism? Trick question, Jack! There is no better way to tell someone you love them than by buying them things. It's as simple as that, and since the best part of getting something awesome is bragging about it, let us know all about the baller swag your magnificence earned you this year in our comments section.
