Reading a headline like that, one might assume that such a ridiculous thing doesn't exist and is simply a joke. While we admit we enjoy the occasional bit of tomfoolery here, we assure you this is a real thing – Battle Duty: Modern Field 3 is an actual game available right now on the App Store.
It'll only cost you a buck to snag Imba Entertainment's satirical shooter. You'll need iOS 3.2 or higher on your iDevice to play it; gameplay consists of tapping soldier dudes to kill them. You can see what we mean in the trailer above.