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Posted: Jan 10th 2012 12:33AM Zetro said

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Now your driving with portals.

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 12:38AM teeftwo said

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@Zetro
First you will be baked, then turn left 500 feet ahead.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2012 1:08AM Author X said

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@Zetro
Now my driving with portals?
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Posted: Jan 10th 2012 1:09AM Zetro said

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I see what I did there >.>
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Posted: Jan 10th 2012 1:34AM HellFlyer said

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@Zetro
YOU'RE
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Posted: Jan 10th 2012 2:26AM Hoops said

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@Zetro Portable power! I mean portals...
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Posted: Jan 10th 2012 11:58AM FippyX said

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@Zetro

Yoda > GLaDOS.... just sayin
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Posted: Jan 10th 2012 8:35PM Soiden said

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@FippyX

You monster.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2012 12:34AM ThatGuyFromTV said

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I gotta hear these.

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 12:39AM GravyWeasel said

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The directions are a lie!

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 12:41AM damnreds said

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speedy thing go in, speeding ticket come out

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 12:46AM Azurist said

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Joystiq, how could you forget BRIAN BLESSED?!?

DRIVE, MY HAWKMEN, DRIVE!!!

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 4:35AM Hank Hill said

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@Azurist GOOOORRRDOOON'S ALLIIIIIVVEE
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Posted: Jan 10th 2012 12:51AM JuggaloNinja said

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Turn left, in 300 meters, there's cake

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 1:13AM Jim Carey Grant said

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The U-Turn is a lie.

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 2:24AM alpha defekt said

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I would like this, but having Cave Johnson yell at me would be something brilliant!

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 2:47AM Handalaan said

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Someone made one of these almost two years ago.

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 2:55AM Haizeus said

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Oh, the deplorable things I would do to have this available on my mobile google maps.

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 2:56AM EeK85 said

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Now, who ON EARTH would trust GlaDOS instructions?!

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 4:04AM Ashtarath said

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@EeK85 I always did... might explain all the deaths i had throughout the game.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2012 4:56AM ddealss said

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I don't know.... certainly she'll guide me to my ultimate doom.

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 7:52AM ryanvm said

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Hmm. I did this 2 years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG0fNAsSkbE

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 9:16AM kilroy214 said

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How are you doing? Because I'm a GPS!

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 9:54AM Cave Johnson said

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Just bought my girlfriend a new gps for Christmas. I'm going to have to install this voice for sure.

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 10:36AM superfrick said

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I have one for my TomTom GPS, but it's based on her voice from the early parts of Portal 1. if they ever made a newer one with an updated voice, I'd be all over it :)

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 10:53AM (Unverified) said

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No way I could ever trust Glados telling me where I should drive. That's insanity!

Posted: Jan 10th 2012 8:42PM Soiden said

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"Your destiny is a lie."

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