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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 5:35PM FreakinaVault said

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This game is so bad. T-T
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 6:29PM darkinchworm said

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@FreakinaVault
So you've played it, eh?
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Posted: Jan 13th 2012 10:02AM Grimbear13 said

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@FreakinaVault
I think it looks great. It's the equivalant to Army of Darkness for video games!
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Posted: Jan 13th 2012 5:14PM jrr said

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@FreakinaVault

In a Powerglove sorta way, sure.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 5:35PM MLS said

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Not crazy or unpredictable enough. Now if Lynn Swann was the villain, you're cooking.

Immaculate decapitation!
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 6:00PM moro said

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@MLS

I hate to let the facts get in the way of a good joke, but that was Franco Harris.

So close!
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 6:39PM MLS said

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@moro

Hey, I had to work a pun in there somehow. It's the joystiq way.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 5:36PM MuneBeam said

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I think it would've been better for the "story" if the bad guy was a girl. Everything else the same, but Swan was a goth, anti-school spirit girl who one day got necromancer powers. Put whatevs, its all cool
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 5:39PM Dizazter said

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Jigsaw's cousin?
Amazing how she never gets any blood on her fancy outfit.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 5:40PM Churrotastic said

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This game looks awesome, it's like 'Lisa Frank kills zombies'.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 5:41PM Comet 20 said

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This is like if Suda 51 wrote Buffy, and thats 2 flavors that I think will go great together.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 5:43PM Frostblade10 said

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"... but now he's all aggro."

Corny.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 5:43PM Deadpool said

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Remember folks. Zombies are people to. Just because the prefer human flesh, doesn't make them any less of a person. So just put out your arms and ask them to take a bite! I did!

They sayed I tasted like rancid tofurkey that's been marinated in formaldehyde. Just like momma use to make! ;D
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Posted: Jan 13th 2012 10:03AM Grimbear13 said

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@Deadpool
Hrm...I had you figured as Earth 616 Deadpool not Headpool from the Deadpool adventures :p
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 5:47PM Liquidfingers said

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i know the underground hype train is moving in your direction, Grasshopper, but i just don't know if i'm on board for this one...
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 5:51PM iceveiled said

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I don't remember reading about this guy in the Johnsonpedia...

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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 6:01PM bshido said

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people jump all over this type of crap just because its the most random stuff thrown into a videogame. Doesn't make it any good. Of course it's not even out yet, so maybe it has what it takes.

I have a great idea for a game: ninjas with cheese for swords, they have to fight enemy ticks who have mind reading powers. Cool and edgy right?
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 6:31PM darkinchworm said

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@bshido
OH YOU HAVE AN XBOX? WELL I LIKE CALL OF DUTY SO THAT MAKES US FRIENDS
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 6:54PM bshido said

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@darkinchworm nice try, i'm a pretty well rounded gamer though. I just dont go bananas for stuff that tries too hard to be 'different'
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 10:48PM darkinchworm said

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@bshido
Forgive me for the somewhat severe generalization. But while I *might* be inclined to side with your thought that this is goofy for the sake of being so, I can't help appreciating someone, anyone deviating from the status quo. Though I'll gladly play damn near anything, I think we have enough recurring elements in the industry that we can be treated to something delightfully deviant now and then. If it can fall outside the norm and stand on its own as a good game, I'm all for it.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2012 10:06AM Grimbear13 said

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@bshido Ehh it's not that random if you look at Suda 51's previous titles. They always make these wacky kind of games so this fits right inline. Regardless as darkinclown said too many games are copy paste or trying to be someone else so this seems like a nice treat... LIKE A LOLIPOP! (I love bad jokes :D)
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 6:17PM Dick Socrates said

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So JC is saying goths don't dress well?

Yet more joystiq racism.

[I say yet more, I haven't seen any other examples, and I know this isn't racism, I'm just trying to be outraged]

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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 9:38PM renzuko said

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@Dick Socrates
not quite, its more like jc is saying that the goth people he knew dress like shit
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 6:18PM TimeDoesNotExist said

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Great, now Goths everywhere are gonna be summoning zombies. ..wait..no.. They'll just continue to cake eye makeup, support the social boil that is Hot Topic, and whine while knowing no solutions.
(file under "oh snap")
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 8:27PM Churrotastic said

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@TimeDoesNotExist You haven't been to a Hot Topic in the last 5 years, have you? That place is more pop, rap and hipster than goth nowadays. It used to be the shit, but now it's just shit.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 6:46PM kentuckyfried said

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I thought there wasn't going to be any blood, just all rainbows and unicorns.

But anyhow, should be fun, if Shadows of the Damned was any indication.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 6:48PM davidqxp said

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The dude reminds me of Jigsaw from the Saw movies.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 7:12PM ZXREYES said

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oh my God! oh my God! oh my God! SCHA-WING!!!!
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 8:43PM neosxtc said

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Oh wait the villain isn't Bella Swan? shucks....
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Posted: Jan 12th 2012 9:07PM SmokemeaKipper said

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Game over when she breaks a nail.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2012 2:59AM Crayola Q Pants ESQ said

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I'm all for this game, but that's either some really unintentionally bad writing for Swan, or some intentionally bad writing for him with a really bad voice actor
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Posted: Jan 13th 2012 9:23AM bimmy said

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this sh*t looks ill.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2012 5:15AM stalepie said

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Demo, please!
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