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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 5:35PM wqerty said

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who use vb anyway
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 5:46PM iTz FiNaL said

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@wqerty Who codes in C++ and C#? A ton of people. This is Visual Studio, not Visual Basic, this IDE is used by loads of developers.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 5:50PM BlueRajasmyk said

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@wqerty
Er, Visual Studio is easily the most widely-used IDE on Windows (and probably overall). It doesn't just support VB.Net: most C++ development, and very nearly ALL C# development, for Windows is done in VS. Those three languages encompass about 99% of programs written for Windows.

But anyways, the achievements are meant to be a joke, they're not serious.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 6:20PM Raffi256 said

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@wqerty

Pictured above is C#, not VB.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 5:36PM Ferrous said

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Honestly, that's not a bad idea. It'll definitely be that one thing that turns people who want to learn how to code into people that are learning how to code.

Now how many more posts do I have to write to get an achievement of my own?
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 5:59PM MrAlex said

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@Ferrous

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Inquisitive personality
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 6:11PM sqlrob said

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@Ferrous

Not with those achievements. The ones pictured teach bad habits, not good ones.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 5:37PM (Unverified) said

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Jesus, when will Excel and Word get achievements too?
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 6:21PM Raffi256 said

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@(Unverified)

Take a look at Ribbon Hero.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 7:01PM (Unverified) said

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@(Unverified)
learning to code is a bit more difficult than learning office, and giving starters an incentive to bite through the first steps is certainly something a lot of people gonna appreciate. i don't see the harm, especially since its optional.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 5:39PM lSpam said

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In case anybody didn't actually read the achievements (or know absolutely nothing about programming) they're all just jokes. I mean, more so than VB already is.

An achievement for having a load of Magic Numbers? 100 fields in a single class? Using GOTO?!?

Oh, how me and my CS buddies lol'd
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 5:46PM TraceurRyuk Part III said

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@lSpam

"or know absolutely nothing about programming"

I'd assume that's most people. I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 5:54PM Once known as Shadsy said

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@lSpam I love how the one for GOTO specifically calls you out for being an awful coder.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 6:06PM onlyk said

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@TraceurRyuk Part III
The achievements they list are embarrassing code practices. As an analogy, it's describing things like buying every gaming keyboard to play a single game, using 3 monitors to play minesweeper, have a mouse that has 50 buttons on it etc..
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 9:59PM Mike DPad said

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@Once known as Shadsy
"I love how the one for GOTO specifically calls you out for being an awful coder."
^ THIS! ^
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Posted: Jan 20th 2012 1:09PM 2late2die said

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@lSpam That's the thing. Some of these are meant as a kind of a "shame on you for having that achievement" but in jest of course. It's all good.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 5:42PM sqlrob said

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No, just no.

Most of those achievements are for bad code.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 5:43PM killer rin said

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Haha, Awesome! Were one step closer to hopefully getting atleast 25GS(Regulated) for Indie Games
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 5:45PM The Nasty Nick said

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If they had these in Eclipse, I'd have over 9000 Horstmann points. Thumbs up if you get the reference :D
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Posted: Jan 20th 2012 12:30AM KirbyCommando said

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@The Nasty Nick
This isn't youtube, prick.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 5:45PM EliminatorZigma said

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Is "lolwut" appropriate here?
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 5:50PM CrumbBum said

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You kids. When I started coding, we made up our own achievements in our minds. The day I changed my homebrew RPG to use integers instead of floats for HP, I earned 100 points. No longer did the iron golem do 9.326 damage!

Also, please implement a feature to allow upvoting an article title, and relax the restrictions so I can do it 1,000,000 times.
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Posted: Jan 20th 2012 2:41AM A11smart said

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@PS1
Thank you, PS1. You are as insightful as to the gestalt of this as your hardware was to a generation of gamers learning to live outside the shadow of Sega and Nintendo. Does 'Visual Studio' need Achievements? Of course not? Is it a clever way to teach ideas to new users, something applicable damn well everywhere? Absolutely. Surprisingly clever from Microsoft.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 5:59PM stonedauwg said

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Make fun of VB all you want kids. Plenty of full fledged business applications are(were) written with it. Get over yourselves
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 6:37PM WeRequireMOARMinerals said

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@stonedauwg But, dood! It's soooooo oooooold!!! The only ones that don't care that you aren't hip are your clients (the ones actually paying).
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 6:07PM ungeheier said

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I hope they add ones for VS crashing.

Achievement Unlocked: VS crashed 10 times in a row without any user intervention.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 6:12PM stonedauwg said

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@ungeheier now that's funny right there
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 6:08PM onlyk said

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Do I get an achievement for record number swear words at VS2010?
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 6:34PM bargaingamer said

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Coming from someone that use Vb. I hope this is some joke programing and achievement don't mix in my opinion.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 7:04PM Shadowbender said

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I'd like to try.

But I'd be delighted to learn basic programming first.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 7:18PM Science core said

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I always was very interested in coding can some please tell me were I could learn from my home and what do I need.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 8:53PM vincentj7 said

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@Science core

Check out Code Year, a free weekly course that teaches you how to program.

http://codeyear.com/
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 7:58PM psm0110 said

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Microsoft does have plenty of free programming software for beginners or lightweight programming. Not everything requires the $10k MSDN Ultimate Subscription

free stuff: http://www.microsoft.com/express and http://www.microsoft.com/web/webmatrix/
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Posted: Jan 20th 2012 2:08AM This Little Man Says His Name Is said

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@psm0110

You don't even need MSDN for Visual Studio.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 8:42PM freelancer91 said

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What hasn't anyone done this before? I want to see this in Eclipse....
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Posted: Jan 19th 2012 10:41PM Chopin said

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As someone who's in a C# class, I could care less. I freaking HATE programming, can't wait to get back into networking
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Posted: Jan 20th 2012 2:48AM darkinchworm said

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@Chopin
You hate it, but you could care less, I see. Ultra mega hate?
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Posted: Jan 20th 2012 5:57AM ahleung said

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Are these achievements counted together with my xbox game achievements?
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Posted: Jan 20th 2012 9:33AM Grimbear13 said

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LOL that's incredible! I feel obligated to get this plugin
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Posted: Jan 20th 2012 7:10PM asdfkeyboardman said

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If you have more than 10 regions in a single file, you have failed at OOP.
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